Stennick Posted December 18, 2013 Posted December 18, 2013 So this is the non Rock Hercules movie and I think its pretty evident why its being released in January. I was bored just watching the trailer.
Antacular Posted December 18, 2013 Posted December 18, 2013 Nah, because most of the fake movies in Entourage sounded better than 90% of the shit Hollywood puts out. EDIT: Except Aquaman. Obv.
Antacular Posted December 18, 2013 Posted December 18, 2013 If Ride Along was rated R, I'd be pretty excited for it.
Curt McGirt Posted December 18, 2013 Posted December 18, 2013 Once again the Dolfan sig is ideal. Glad I got reminded about that one. So how many movies are coming out by the end of the month do you want to see? Watching The Daily Show and Colbert the other night I caught at least five trailers by my count (Wolf of Wall Street, Anchorman II, American Hustle, Nebraska, new Coens, maybe another one). I'll probably only end up watching Let the Right One In at the Art Theater instead of course but, hey, I can dream.
PuroresuFan Posted December 18, 2013 Posted December 18, 2013 Trailer for "Dawn of the Planet of the Apes": Fake PSA for the Simian Flu:
Elsalvajeloco Posted December 18, 2013 Posted December 18, 2013 You might even say that Simian flu is killing...............
The Natural Posted December 18, 2013 Posted December 18, 2013 Everything in the commercials for THE SECRET LIFE OF WALTER MITTY, not just the images of the fantasies, but even the music, looks like it was designed to be like a 2-hour cell phone commercial. It's all the same whimsical "embrace life and TOUCH THE WORLD" stuff that people do in like a Microsoft Surface or Verizon commercial, with the same "Ooooh..Aaaaaaahhhhh....Ooooooooh" music that makes me think the whole thing has been transformed into a 2-hour long piece of pure torture. It looks, ironically like it is going to be the least imaginative movie about imagination imaginable. Good description. Had to sit through an extended preview of it before the screening of Gravity.
Burgundy LaRue Posted December 18, 2013 Posted December 18, 2013 Trailer for "Dawn of the Planet of the Apes": This looks bad-ass. Caesar ain't here for our feelings.
Craig H Posted December 18, 2013 Posted December 18, 2013 What she said. I really liked Planet of the Apes and thought it was a great concept that everyone involved executed beautifully. This looks even better. Who else from the Harry Potter universe should Caesar beat up?
odessasteps Posted December 18, 2013 Posted December 18, 2013 WB should just make a live action Ralphie Phillips movie. Screw Walter Mitty.
piranesi Posted December 18, 2013 Posted December 18, 2013 What she said. I really liked Planet of the Apes and thought it was a great concept that everyone involved executed beautifully. This looks even better. Who else from the Harry Potter universe should Caesar beat up? My only complaint about the first is that the trailer looked like it was going to be 3 straight hours of apes mauling people to death. i was so down for that. I think I posted my alternate screenplay to the old board, but here is a condensed version: Woman jogging on an suburban street in autumn, looks at her watch toSWARMOFAPESMAULEVERYONETODEATH People shopping at the local mall, a young girl takes a bite out of a big pretzSWARMOFAPESMAULEVERYONETODEATH Huge crowd gathered at a 49ers game. The players pause to check the scorebSWARMOFAPESMAULEVERYONETODEATH The chief of police holds a press conference to address the swarms of apes maulingSWARMOFAPESMAULEVERYONETODEATH The way I envisioned it was that it was a 30 hour long movie running on a continuous loop. You bought a ticket that gained admittance for a full week whenever you wanted. At any point during any day that week, whenever you were in a bad mood, you could wander into the theater and waSWARMOFAPESMAULEVERYONETODEATH. I'm working through some stuff... 3
Niners Fan in CT Posted December 18, 2013 Posted December 18, 2013 Looks like this one will have plenty of mauling bro.
piranesi Posted December 18, 2013 Posted December 18, 2013 Hmmmm...my pants seem to have been mauled off.
Craig H Posted December 18, 2013 Posted December 18, 2013 I hope there's a big ass chimp that is the enforcer and he talks shit to humans while he mauls them, like Roman Reigns. 1
piranesi Posted December 18, 2013 Posted December 18, 2013 Holy Shit. Chimp Shield is the greatest idea ever! "How's that feel? You wanna go to Cheese Cake Factory now? WE RUN THE CHEESE CAKE FACTORY NOW!!!" Dean Ambrose' upper face part wouldn't even need to be changed. How has WWE not ever hired someone to reenact, like, a Shield run-in on Bryan and Cena with Chimps? It seems impossible that that hasn't happened, but somehow it hasn't. They could do all the flashback/rewind segments that way and it would be so much more fun to sit through RAW.
Tabe Posted December 18, 2013 Posted December 18, 2013 What she said. I really liked Planet of the Apes and thought it was a great concept that everyone involved executed beautifully. This looks even better. Who else from the Harry Potter universe should Caesar beat up? My only complaint about the first is that the trailer looked like it was going to be 3 straight hours of apes mauling people to death. i was so down for that. I think I posted my alternate screenplay to the old board, but here is a condensed version: Woman jogging on an suburban street in autumn, looks at her watch toSWARMOFAPESMAULEVERYONETODEATH People shopping at the local mall, a young girl takes a bite out of a big pretzSWARMOFAPESMAULEVERYONETODEATH Huge crowd gathered at a 49ers game. The players pause to check the scorebSWARMOFAPESMAULEVERYONETODEATH The chief of police holds a press conference to address the swarms of apes maulingSWARMOFAPESMAULEVERYONETODEATH The way I envisioned it was that it was a 30 hour long movie running on a continuous loop. You bought a ticket that gained admittance for a full week whenever you wanted. At any point during any day that week, whenever you were in a bad mood, you could wander into the theater and waSWARMOFAPESMAULEVERYONETODEATH. I'm working through some stuff... I'm pretty sure this is the greatest movie idea ever - doubly so if there's hot women in there somewhere.
piranesi Posted December 18, 2013 Posted December 18, 2013 What she said. I really liked Planet of the Apes and thought it was a great concept that everyone involved executed beautifully. This looks even better. Who else from the Harry Potter universe should Caesar beat up? My only complaint about the first is that the trailer looked like it was going to be 3 straight hours of apes mauling people to death. i was so down for that. I think I posted my alternate screenplay to the old board, but here is a condensed version: Woman jogging on an suburban street in autumn, looks at her watch toSWARMOFAPESMAULEVERYONETODEATH People shopping at the local mall, a young girl takes a bite out of a big pretzSWARMOFAPESMAULEVERYONETODEATH Huge crowd gathered at a 49ers game. The players pause to check the scorebSWARMOFAPESMAULEVERYONETODEATH The chief of police holds a press conference to address the swarms of apes maulingSWARMOFAPESMAULEVERYONETODEATH The way I envisioned it was that it was a 30 hour long movie running on a continuous loop. You bought a ticket that gained admittance for a full week whenever you wanted. At any point during any day that week, whenever you were in a bad mood, you could wander into the theater and waSWARMOFAPESMAULEVERYONETODEATH. I'm working through some stuff... I'm pretty sure this is the greatest movie idea ever - doubly so if there's hot women in there somewhere. That will be tough, what with the maulings. Maybe in between scenes we have a sort of "ring babe" who walks across the screen holding a sign that says like: "Next, strange happenings at the Arcade Fire Concert" cut to dozens of hipsters playing ridiculously esoteric instruments onstage at Largo beforSWARMOFAPESMAULEVERYONETODEATH
Control Posted December 18, 2013 Posted December 18, 2013 Kids In the Hall have provided a prequel, piranesi:
Craig H Posted December 19, 2013 Posted December 19, 2013 There needs to be a scene where it's an assault on Burning Man. 2
Tabe Posted December 19, 2013 Posted December 19, 2013 That will be tough, what with the maulings. Maybe in between scenes we have a sort of "ring babe" who walks across the screen holding a sign that says like: See? You're a natural at this stuff. Start writing the Kickstarter proposal. 1
Brian Fowler Posted December 19, 2013 Posted December 19, 2013 Hell, does it have to necessarily be Apes? You can probably avoid comparisons (and lawsuits) from the Planet of the Apes people if you use, say, a swarmoftigersmauleveryonetodeath.
piranesi Posted December 19, 2013 Posted December 19, 2013 There needs to be a scene where it's an assault on Burning Man. We've got 30 hours and, I'm assuming, an endless CGI budget. Burning Man College Game Day An Xbox presentation at E3 The set of Vince Vaughn's next movie At some point, the monkey's figure out how to lure eye-rollingly whimsical nerds into an enclosed space by figuring out how to start a flash mob: "Wee dans MJ Thriler dans @ Bart trane in 5min!!!!" ... ... SWARMOFAPESMAULEVERYONETODEATH
piranesi Posted December 19, 2013 Posted December 19, 2013 Hell, does it have to necessarily be Apes? You can probably avoid comparisons (and lawsuits) from the Planet of the Apes people if you use, say, a swarmoftigersmauleveryonetodeath. Oh My god, Fowler, you don't get art. 1
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