Nice Guy Eddie Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Racist. How about Blonde Snugglebug? Is that better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 It's going to be so satisfying fucking lame when Roman JOHN CENA takes down Bronze Strobelight Bram Stroker with 5 Superman punches Springboard Stunners. minor edits. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 I'd make the Bubsy Berkeley joke but I have rules about jokes that would only amuse a high Johnny Sorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Honestly, I think the only thing that keeps Bram Stroll-to-TNA-man from getting fed to John Cena is if he doesn't get over well enough to feud with a top-of-the-card guy. Remember Lord Tensai? It could be worse. If this were the 80's, he'd be attacking Hogan by November and eating Hogan boots through the winter, Then back down the card he'd go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Honestly, I think the only thing that keeps Bram Stroll-to-TNA-man from getting fed to John Cena is if he doesn't get over well enough to feud with a top-of-the-card guy. Remember Lord Tensai? That's ridiculous. You completely left out the part about when he learns how to dance and have fun and wear ladies lingerie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 I'd make the Bubsy Berkeley joke but I have rules about jokes that would only amuse a high Johnny Sorrow. It would've amused me too if you spelled Busby's name correctly... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overly Critical Man Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 It's going to be so satisfying fucking lame when Roman JOHN CENA takes down Bronze Strobelight Bram Stroker with 5 Superman punches Springboard Stunners. minor edits. At least one of the springboard stunners will actually make contact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 It's going to be so satisfying fucking lame when Roman JOHN CENA takes down Bronze Strobelight Bram Stroker with 5 Superman punches Springboard Stunners. minor edits. At least one of the springboard stunners will actually make contact. His philosophy on movez is roughly the same as Boomhauer's on picking up women at the mall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 There's only so many moves in Wrestling that can be performed safely by a non-coordinated huge power guy. And WWE really doesn't need anyone else doing Chokeslams, so... Boob Strokeman should probably stick to clotheslines and bear hugs. And a Sidewalk Slam, because no fucker does them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 There's only so many moves in Wrestling that can be performed safely by a non-coordinated huge power guy. And WWE really doesn't need anyone else doing Chokeslams, so... Boob Strokeman should probably stick to clotheslines and bear hugs. And a Sidewalk Slam, because no fucker does them. This one needs to be brought back anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 I'd make the Bubsy Berkeley joke but I have rules about jokes that would only amuse a high Johnny Sorrow. It would've amused me too if you spelled Busby's name correctly... I was doing it on my phone. The ridiculous thing is I double checked to make sure there was the extra e in Berkeley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
w. josh Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 There's only so many moves in Wrestling that can be performed safely by a non-coordinated huge power guy. And WWE really doesn't need anyone else doing Chokeslams, so... Boob Strokeman should probably stick to clotheslines and bear hugs. And a Sidewalk Slam, because no fucker does them. This one needs to be brought back anyways. Jesus, that was a Schiavone-on-Nitro level ignoring of what's going on in the ring. No one even acknowledged the match was over for, like, ten seconds. Oof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 It's been a bummer of a ride back from the Cubs game, but you've all had me cracking up. Nice work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Ray Von Erich Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 I feel like there is a delicate balance in finding a finish for a big, ogre-ish guy like that. Fat Hosses need a move where they land on you, but Strong Hosses need something where they throw or slam you, I think. Could Bruce Strongbow pull off a claw-STO like Kenzo Suzuki was doing, or is that too technical? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 I think Bronco Studebaker should use the running powerslam ala Davey Boy Smith and the Warlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Fuck just a powerslam, Brain Stinkmeaner should use the Oklahoma Stampede. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 I feel like they should just keep it simple with Blanket Snowblower. Give him the Overdrive or a version of the Downward Spiral and call it a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 I feel like they should just keep it simple with Blanket Snowblower. Give him the Overdrive or a version of the Downward Spiral and call it a day. That elevated choke/sleeper should just be the finisher for Beef Souvlaki, or a bear hug. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 10 Print "WE ARE AWESOME!" *clap clap clapclapclap* 20 Goto 10 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBaltimore Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 I feel like they should just keep it simple with Blanket Snowblower. Give him the Overdrive or a version of the Downward Spiral and call it a day. That elevated choke/sleeper should just be the finisher for Beef Souvlaki, or a bear hug. For obvious reasons I love your take on the name. Bravo, sir. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 I feel like they should just keep it simple with Blanket Snowblower. Give him the Overdrive or a version of the Downward Spiral and call it a day.That elevated choke/sleeper should just be the finisher for Beef Souvlaki, or a bear hug. For obvious reasons I love your take on the name. Bravo, sir. Yes, I figured you would. It was either going to be Beef Souvlaki or Beef Stroganoff, so I decided to represent for my people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 I feel like they should just keep it simple with Blanket Snowblower. Give him the Overdrive or a version of the Downward Spiral and call it a day.That elevated choke/sleeper should just be the finisher for Beef Souvlaki, or a bear hug.For obvious reasons I love your take on the name. Bravo, sir. Yes, I figured you would. It was either going to be Beef Souvlaki or Beef Stroganoff, so I decided to represent for my people. Beef Wellington was right there. RIGHT THERE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Just give Bent Sourmash the big boot followed by the legdrop as his entire moveset. Not like anyone else is going to be using them any time soon, is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 For a guy the size of Buffalo Shoemaker, the big splash would be a believable finisher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyLaw Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Am I the only one that thinks of Dave Chapelle's black sheep rapper when Bill Brasky is called the black sleep of the Wyatt family? How you gon' rip it like this son... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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