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Jericho trying to do mirror spots with Sting so that people would stop booing him was painful on at least 4 levels.

The QT tweet is a work to distract from the fact that he's obviously the Devil.

The next social media trend should be women asking their male partners how often they think about Bad Dudes.

If Kingston doesn't give a "cry me a river" directly into the camera midmatch, what are we even doing here?

Regardless of your perspective on the coin thing, it's a little dumb considering MJF already has a well established weapon he uses to load his fist and win matches. Just have Roddy steal the ring from the locker room and give it to Cole during the match.

MJF vs Athena would slap, actually.

Nick Wayne is a talented young flippy dude with a compelling backstory, but he looks like he'd try to sell me meth out of his tricked out 2013 Civic in a 7-11 parking lot.

They seem to go hand in hand.

For a guy named CM, he's sure doing everything he can not to make cash money.

Terrible news. DEAN opened up an entire world of professional wrestling for me long ago, and I will always be grateful to him for that. Gutted for his family, close friends, and all of us on the periphery who just got to share his love of wrestling.

If a brand split gets more guys weekly TV time and lets some talent actually develop a sense of momentum instead of disappearing for weeks at a time, I'm all for it. Even if it is meant to keep apart a bunch of nerdy man-children. Call it Tony Day Care and give me more Brody King matches, I'll take that trade.

If Bronn can find three inches* to go with his heel turn, he might have it figured out. *of height, pervs

In that crowd's defense, Sheamus looked stupid.

I guess I'll hazard the risk of being lectured or called dumb for not appreciating the clear genius of offering up the bold new story of...Brock Lesnar throwing around a hot babyface for a while.

The idea that Cody couldn't win because he's not The Guy and would just be a transitional champ, but Jey Uso should dethrone Reigns instead, is...well, it's something. To be clear: Jey Uso should absolutely beat Roman Reigns clean in the center of the ring in a singles match. That is absolutely the proper blow-off to the Bloodline story. There's no reason for the title to be involved at that point, though. Last night was the best opportunity to get the belt off Roman and set up the final phase of the story. Whatever happens next will be a step down from that.

"Darby with the Coffin Flop!"

"How do we heat Wardlow back up? I know - a feud with QT Marshall!"

Absolutely. I have a Danhausen shirt from his indie days and people have asked me what band it is. Meanehile, most wrestling merch looks like something you'd win at a state fair.

Parker Boudreaux doesn't seem to get pro wrestling at all and I'll be glad when he gives up and finds his true calling, playing methhead Nazi goons in FX TV shows.

The biggest question I have about the Elite's return: What are the chances Meltzer ever correctly identifies the Kansas song as "Carry On Wayward Son"?

I need Rick Ross to manage a stable full-time stat.

Taunt-offs are one of my favorite Star Wars creatures.

Three Bray Wyatt segments in a two hour show sure is a choice.

He's playing Snarf in a new live-action adaptation, clearly. They're taking the character in a different direction.

My guess is the secret backstory is going to be Miz creeping on Indie Hartwell and getting Dexter fired. If they really want to make it work they should make Miz and Maryse swingers and cover Miz's gear in pineapples.