Skeeball Wizard Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Least predictable fuddy duddy in DVDVR history.It's a good man's responsibility to stand up when his fellow good comrades are not being funny and say "No more, my sisters and brothers. No more." I was personally waiting for it to come full circle to someone riffing his name as "Braun Strowman". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dokdoyle Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 DEAR GOD, WON"T SOMEONE LOCK THIS THREAD...THIS THREAD's GOT A FAMILY!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyLaw Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 So how long before Brown Swampthing is getting Roman Reigns's megapush? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Beef Stringcheese doesn't have the appeal that Reigns has to take his push. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 One last attempt to make people laugh. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Beef Stringcheese doesn't have the appeal that Reigns has to take his push. Barnacle Debarge has fat, dumb guy enthusiasm. Everything he sees it's like he's seeing it for the first time. He's so excited to see it and then he squeezes the life out of it. The show should open with him introducing himself to Brad Maddox by squeezing him to death. And then just leaving a trail of jobber bodies strewn about. Eventually it will be revealed that he is Bayley's long lost conjoined twin, which has the added benefit of explaining why she's so damned huggy with everyone (she's been testing everyone until she finds him), and he will try to resorb her but she will somehow repel him. But then when she sees other people try to destroy him after he accidentally squishes a bunch of make-a-wish kids she will turn heel and join him. It will end with John Cena defeating Binkley Bestinshow in a bear hug match but being so weakened by the struggle that Bayley is able to strangle him to become the WWE World Heavyweight Champion...which was her plan all along. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Moose Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 A friend of mine did some analysis on this phenomena.http://allthingslinguistic.com/post/68785911207/what-makes-an-effective-synonym-for-benedict Also: Bram Sharonlois. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 A friend of mine did some analysis on this phenomena. http://allthingslinguistic.com/post/68785911207/what-makes-an-effective-synonym-for-benedict Also: Bram Sharonlois. Babylon Snotrocket finds this very interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyLaw Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 I frankly never thought I'd see Bill Demott back in a WWE ring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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