Technico Support Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Kurt's mark doctor read that plan and put in an order for a new yacht. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerjeRUN Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbat Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I'm all of a sudden shocked they never took that ecw nostalgia show to Japan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooks Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Btw I think Rusev has an incredible face run in him. We keep saying he's being groomed for Cena but i think the right move is to groom him for a young star (crazy I know). Put him over Cena at Wrestlemania and do Reigns vs Rusev for Summerslam. Whenever Lana turns on him he becomes the most sympathetic ass kicker in the world and you can do a bunch of Moscow on the Hudson style promos. "American ice cream!" All part of my 2 year fantasy booked WWE. There's only one possible endgame for Rusev and that's Kurt Angle. Rusev can do a hometown challenge. They go to Pittsburgh, where the Babe Ruth of the WWE Bruno Samartino comes up to stand up for his adopted country. Rusev stares him down into a corner. Cue the American Hero music....Kurt squashes Rusev in 30 seconds. Then have Kurt squash Roman Reigns for good measure in 30 seconds right afterwards. Kurt versus Brock for the belt at Mania (which will eventually become a 3-way with Cena). Rusev and Roman get repackaged as a new samoan headhunters SWAT team. Lana becomes a hot jungle woman who controls them. She only wears a loin cloth. Win....win....win. That started off really good. Then got really weird in the middle. Then got really, really, really good in the last two sentences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Rusev IS William Murderface. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offspring515 Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Not impressed. She's from Gainsville. That is how you heel folks. Wasn't she one of the FSU Cowgirls as well? She's just taking her boyfriend to her alma mater. Lana and Rusev as a real life couple is still one of the weirder pairings. I don't care how creepy this makes me but i imagine they have incredible sex. "RUSEV CRUSH!" Just took on an entirely new context... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadianChris Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Does it count as roleplaying if they have sex in character? Or is it just maintaining kayfabe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 ...and that's when the thread got locked, your honor. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I like to think that Rusev and Lana are there in character to show support for the Native Americans who had their lands stolen by the Imperialist America. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbat Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I like to think that Rusev and Lana are there in character to show support for the Native Americans who had their lands stolen by the Imperialist America. that's fuckin brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thee Reverend Axl Future Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I like the concept of Rusev v. Angle, but I would prefer it after the Rusev face turn and Angle comes in as the smarmy jingoistic "hero" who doubts Rusev's newfound love of the USA. Lana joins up with Angle (that would be gold, skit-wise) and Zeb returns help Rusev to even the odds. call me, Vince, RAF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Rusev: Are we scrong? Lana: You scrong Rusev: We scrong den. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbat Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I like the concept of Rusev v. Angle, but I would prefer it after the Rusev face turn and Angle comes in as the smarmy jingoistic "hero" who doubts Rusev's newfound love of the USA. Lana joins up with Angle (that would be gold, skit-wise) and Zeb returns help Rusev to even the odds. call me, Vince, RAF This. Is. Awesome.My friend thinks Rusev could never turn face and I try to explain, the heat is all on Lana. He's just a giant ass kicker. Once he gets some sympathy and loves the us he'll me a money printing machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Z Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 My friend thinks Rusev could never turn face and I try to explain, the heat is all on Lana. He's just a giant ass kicker. Once he gets some sympathy and loves the us he'll me a money printing machine. Like this guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I like the concept of Rusev v. Angle, but I would prefer it after the Rusev face turn and Angle comes in as the smarmy jingoistic "hero" who doubts Rusev's newfound love of the USA. Lana joins up with Angle (that would be gold, skit-wise) and Zeb returns help Rusev to even the odds. call me, Vince, RAF essentially this is the Sgt. Slaughter v. Nikolai Volkoff 1990 feud before they turned Slaughter into an Iraqi sympathizer? I think the 2014 equivalent to that would involve Angle turning into an ISIS sympathizer touting the Four Is (Intelligence, Integrity, Intensity, ISIS) instead of Three Is. Plus they'd probably try to get Daivari or Armando Alejandro Estrada back in the WWE to manage Angle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.J. Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 While we're breaking kayfabe: I think now it's Leno and Lesnar on who can get away with wearing a denim jacket with denim jeans in public. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Best wishes to all the Minnesota Volleyball players impregnated by Brock last night. It's mating season for Ladies Man Brock Lesnar. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianS81177 Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 While we're breaking kayfabe: I think now it's Leno and Lesnar on who can get away with wearing a denim jacket with denim jeans in public. Lesnar could wear a puffy pirate shirt and bell bottoms in public. Who would be dumb enough to mock him? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 I like to think that Rusev and Lana are there in character to show support for the Native Americans who had their lands stolen by the Imperialist America. that's fuckin brilliant Is Tatanka busy nowadays? Tatanka could declare his allegiance for Russia because the great Vladmir Putin would never slaughter an indigenous population. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.J. Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Lesnar could wear a puffy pirate shirt and bell bottoms in public. Who would be dumb enough to mock him? Cain Velazquez? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 My friend thinks Rusev could never turn face and I try to explain, the heat is all on Lana. He's just a giant ass kicker. Once he gets some sympathy and loves the us he'll me a money printing machine. Like this guy? Yeah, but Kenso was useless. Rusev can actually work a good match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 ...Couldn't help myself. #BNBCrush #Accolade rusevbul 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peck Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Bad News Barrett or Mr. Peepers? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoarr Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Other than the one off words and stuff, did Razor ever speak Spanish? I've been a die hard Hall mark since I was little and that's always bugged me. haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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