ebbie Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 ♪♫ I decided long ago never to walk in anyone's shadows If I fail, if I succeed At least I'll live as I believe No matter what they take from me They can't take away my dignity ♪♫ Why didn't anyone post a pic of Mark Henry?! Damn you iPhone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 http://s11.postimg.org/i8rctyvgz/image.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 ♪♫ I decided long ago never to walk in anyone's shadows If I fail, if I succeed At least I'll live as I believe No matter what they take from me They can't take away my dignity ♪♫ Why didn't anyone post a pic of Mark Henry?! Damn you iPhone. Because no one had a free hand. You totally knew what this was going to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I love the Miz looking like Bob Backlund and Cena looking like Shane Douglas. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Ken Erico Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Rusev is Bulgarian. They can pretty much claim anyone who has a vaguely Slavic name. Nowitzki might be a stretch. Havlicek, maybe? Change the spelling to Nowizki or Novitsky and you've got a russian name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Woodbine Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I love the Miz looking like Bob Backlund and Cena looking like Shane Douglas. I stared at that for about a minute trying to work out who Sheamus looked like. It's Petey Williams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Ray Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I love the Miz looking like Bob Backlund and Cena looking like Shane Douglas. I stared at that for about a minute trying to work out who Sheamus looked like. It's Petey Williams. I was going to say a less barrel chested Scott Norton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Batboy Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Not impressed. She's from Gainsville. That is how you heel folks. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeeball Wizard Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Adam Rose's bunny at Vengeance 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 You could build so many fueds off of that appearance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Not impressed. She's from Gainsville. That is how you heel folks. Wasn't she one of the FSU Cowgirls as well? She's just taking her boyfriend to her alma mater. Lana and Rusev as a real life couple is still one of the weirder pairings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 **edit: wrong thread** 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwoy2j Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I use to not care about Rusev and Lana's or their Commie leanings but now that I know she's an FSU fan, they're easily my most hated people on the roster. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Adam Rose's bunny at Vengeance 2003 No wonder JBL hates it so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I love the Miz looking like Bob Backlund and Cena looking like Shane Douglas. I stared at that for about a minute trying to work out who Sheamus looked like. It's Petey Williams. I was going to say a less barrel chested Scott Norton. There is no such thing as a "less barrel chested Scott Norton". Not possible I think the fact that Lana uses those damn clap sticks at sporting events makes her enough of a heel. Hate those things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I use to not care about Rusev and Lana's or their Commie leanings but now that I know she's an FSU fan, they're easily my most hated people on the roster. I just lost my shit picturing Lana telling Rusev to F BIG SHOW RIGHT IN THE P. Seriously, all these photos of them at sporting events would make a pretty natural way for them to segue into faces should that time come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwoy2j Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I use to not care about Rusev and Lana's or their Commie leanings but now that I know she's an FSU fan, they're easily my most hated people on the roster. I just lost my shit picturing Lana telling Rusev to F BIG SHOW RIGHT IN THE P. Seriously, all these photos of them at sporting events would make a pretty natural way for them to segue into faces should that time come. If this were the Attitude Era, Big Show would do a blade job after Rusev carved his forehead with a crab claw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbat Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Not impressed. She's from Gainsville. That is how you heel folks. Wasn't she one of the FSU Cowgirls as well? She's just taking her boyfriend to her alma mater. Lana and Rusev as a real life couple is still one of the weirder pairings. I don't care how creepy this makes me but i imagine they have incredible sex. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Since Russev and Lana are apparently LA Clipper fans (which makes no damn sense), she needs to be a cut a promo the next time they are in LA saying that in Russia there is respect and honor for people in sports like Donald Sterling 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbat Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Btw I think Rusev has an incredible face run in him. We keep saying he's being groomed for Cena but i think the right move is to groom him for a young star (crazy I know). Put him over Cena at Wrestlemania and do Reigns vs Rusev for Summerslam. Whenever Lana turns on him he becomes the most sympathetic ass kicker in the world and you can do a bunch of Moscow on the Hudson style promos. "American ice cream!" All part of my 2 year fantasy booked WWE. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Z Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Btw I think Rusev has an incredible face run in him. We keep saying he's being groomed for Cena but i think the right move is to groom him for a young star (crazy I know). Put him over Cena at Wrestlemania and do Reigns vs Rusev for Summerslam. Whenever Lana turns on him he becomes the most sympathetic ass kicker in the world and you can do a bunch of Moscow on the Hudson style promos. "American ice cream!" All part of my 2 year fantasy booked WWE. There's only one possible endgame for Rusev and that's Kurt Angle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Btw I think Rusev has an incredible face run in him. We keep saying he's being groomed for Cena but i think the right move is to groom him for a young star (crazy I know). Put him over Cena at Wrestlemania and do Reigns vs Rusev for Summerslam. Whenever Lana turns on him he becomes the most sympathetic ass kicker in the world and you can do a bunch of Moscow on the Hudson style promos. "American ice cream!" All part of my 2 year fantasy booked WWE. There's only one possible endgame for Rusev and that's Kurt Angle. Rusev can do a hometown challenge. They go to Pittsburgh, where the Babe Ruth of the WWE Bruno Samartino comes up to stand up for his adopted country. Rusev stares him down into a corner. Cue the American Hero music....Kurt squashes Rusev in 30 seconds. Then have Kurt squash Roman Reigns for good measure in 30 seconds right afterwards. Kurt versus Brock for the belt at Mania (which will eventually become a 3-way with Cena). Rusev and Roman get repackaged as a new samoan headhunters SWAT team. Lana becomes a hot jungle woman who controls them. She only wears a loin cloth. Win....win....win. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Z Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Btw I think Rusev has an incredible face run in him. We keep saying he's being groomed for Cena but i think the right move is to groom him for a young star (crazy I know). Put him over Cena at Wrestlemania and do Reigns vs Rusev for Summerslam. Whenever Lana turns on him he becomes the most sympathetic ass kicker in the world and you can do a bunch of Moscow on the Hudson style promos. "American ice cream!" All part of my 2 year fantasy booked WWE. There's only one possible endgame for Rusev and that's Kurt Angle. Rusev can do a hometown challenge. They go to Pittsburgh, where the Babe Ruth of the WWE Bruno Samartino comes up to stand up for his adopted country. Rusev stares him down into a corner. Cue the American Hero music....Kurt squashes Rusev in 30 seconds. Then have Kurt squash Roman Reigns for good measure in 30 seconds right afterwards. Kurt versus Brock for the belt at Mania (which will eventually become a 3-way with Cena). Rusev and Roman get repackaged as a new samoan headhunters SWAT team. Lana becomes a hot jungle woman who controls them. She only wears a loin cloth. Win....win....win. Angle vs. Lesnar II. Wrestlemania. Hell in a Cell. Shooting Star Press from the top of the cage through the announce table. Now who wouldn't be down for that? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 The correct answer is "Kurt Angle's spine" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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