Burgundy LaRue Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Alas--Suh is there for this year, however. Which means Ponder is on Suh's menu as a wee appetizer. Aaron Rodgers is the possible main entree, of course. With Jay Cutler being the after-dinner cigarette. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 He can't kill what he can't catch. Lord Rodgers will be safe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 The Lions have said that they are tabling contract talks with Ndamukong Suh until after the season. His franchise tag number next year would be $27 million. Twenty. . .seven. He isn't going back to Detroit. Good. He's a really good talent regardless of how you feel about his style of play. He's a guy I would definitely want on my Defensive line. It makes me immediately more menacing. I'd take him too, but NOBODY in the NFL is worth $27 million. . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sublime Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 But he'll still stomp on the Packers O-Line in frustration/being a dick. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 With the ways of the NFC North, he'll be a Packer in about 8 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzo Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Alas--Suh is there for this year, however. Which means Ponder is on Suh's menu as a wee appetizer. Aaron Rodgers is the possible main entree, of course. With Jay Cutler being the after-dinner cigarette. If he wants to kill the third-string quarterback, then by all means. . . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincey Greene Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 The Colts release Chris Rainey due to a violation of team rules. So basically if you play running back right now - the Colts might be giving you a call Jonathan Stewart - or DeAngelo Williams - for the low price of one 1st round pick! Book it. Still wouldn't be as bad as the Trent deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLSigman Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 The Colts release Chris Rainey due to a violation of team rules. So basically if you play running back right now - the Colts might be giving you a call Jonathan Stewart - or DeAngelo Williams - for the low price of one 1st round pick! Book it. SHUT. UP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 But he'll still stomp on the Packers O-Line in frustration/being a dick.You grab my foot and twist and I'm gonna stomp you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Ladies and gentleman the 2015 Super Bowl halftime show: Up with Dorks: The video with most of the broncos is even sadder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Peyton doing some warped version of the Carlton Banks dance. Life as we know it has ended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincey Greene Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 The Colts release Chris Rainey due to a violation of team rules. So basically if you play running back right now - the Colts might be giving you a call Jonathan Stewart - or DeAngelo Williams - for the low price of one 1st round pick! Book it. SHUT. UP. How else are we gonna magically make the cap room to do the Cam extension? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubbymark Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Ladies and gentleman the 2015 Super Bowl halftime show: Up with Dorks: The video with most of the broncos is even sadder. CUT THAT MEAT! The Broadway Musical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Wes Welker doing the Crip Riverdance Two-Step is the stuff of legends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Someone had the brilliant suggestion that to solve the Redskins problems, just change the logo to a potato. I like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 http://www.footballoutsiders.com/ramblings/2014/373-oakland-championships Apparently FO ran a million simulations for the upcoming season and the raiders won the Super Bowl only 373 times, the lowest of the league. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 So apparently Josh Gordon's urine test was 1 nanogram over the limit and he is claiming it is from second hand smoke. The sample was split into two one was over the limit and the second wasn't but since they tested the one over first it doesn't matter that the second is under. Combine this with his .01% over the limit, he is literally the worst drug/alcohol abuser of all time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRGoldman Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 It should also be noted that because he was in the Stage III of the drug testing and treatment program, he was subject to up to 10 random tests per month. It has been reported by multiple major sources that he has passed over 70 random tests. I really hope no one here brings the heat with some variation of "Even if it is second hand smoke, he needs to make better life decisions about who he hangs out with" because now that Antacular is gone, I genuinely like everyone here, and I'm not sure I could claim that if a person honestly believes in that line of thinking. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 It should also be noted that because he was in the Stage III of the drug testing and treatment program, he was subject to up to 10 random tests per month. It has been reported by multiple major sources that he has passed over 70 random tests. I really hope no one here brings the heat with some variation of "Even if it is second hand smoke, he needs to make better life decisions about who he hangs out with" because now that Antacular is gone, I genuinely like everyone here, and I'm not sure I could claim that if a person honestly believes in that line of thinking. There is also stuff like this... http://healthland.time.com/2013/09/17/one-toke-many-hits-exercise-could-trigger-additional-high-for-marijuana-users/ So he could have been popped because he was working out to get in shape for the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Someone had the brilliant suggestion that to solve the Redskins problems, just change the logo to a potato. I like it. Uh, this was suggested months ago 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I really hope no one here brings the heat with some variation of "Even if it is second hand smoke, he needs to make better life decisions about who he hangs out with" because now that Antacular is gone, I genuinely like everyone here, and I'm not sure I could claim that if a person honestly believes in that line of thinking. You think "don't hang out with dudes who are smoking dope" is not valid advice for somebody who's been repeatedly popped for smoking dope? I'm not saying the guy should ditch his friends or anything like that but a "oh hey guys, I gotta jet" when somebody tokes up is probably in order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 For his own sobriety if nothing else. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Someone had the brilliant suggestion that to solve the Redskins problems, just change the logo to a potato. I like it. Uh, this was suggested months ago Well I'm suggesting it again. Free the potato logo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Wilson Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I really hope no one here brings the heat with some variation of "Even if it is second hand smoke, he needs to make better life decisions about who he hangs out with" because now that Antacular is gone, I genuinely like everyone here, and I'm not sure I could claim that if a person honestly believes in that line of thinking. You think "don't hang out with dudes who are smoking dope" is not valid advice for somebody who's been repeatedly popped for smoking dope? I'm not saying the guy should ditch his friends or anything like that but a "oh hey guys, I gotta jet" when somebody tokes up is probably in order. Even thought Tabe has been really mean to me lately, I have to agree with him. If I was told "Hey Kevin, if you inhale any drugs at all, even second hand, you will be suspended from your job for a year" guess what? Kevin ain't getting anywhere near some smoke. Its not about thinking the rules are fair, you still have to follow them. I have to wear dress shoes to work. I hate it, I walk like 7,000 steps a day, my feet are always sore. Still gotta wear dress shoes. Rules are rules, even stupid ones, and its his responsibility to be as careful as possible that he doesn't break them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogwelder Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Report: Raiders could move to San Antonio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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