Jamal Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Now I gotta know how much money she makes. An iPod? That's pathetic. Some sources are saying it was an iPod case which...well there are no words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Goddamn. If you can't get a Walmart security guy to give you either a celebrity pass or a hot girl pass on an Ipod case, you need to work on your game. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mco543 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Her erotic dancing did nothing for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyJ Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 I think she'll stick around for a little while. You don't drop a few hundys on fancy bubble machines without seeing a return on your investment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 I thought they gave her bubble machines to Bayley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick32 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 A hot WWE broad in a Connecticut WalMart should be able to find some mark to buy her an iPod case I would think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Oh God...twenty years from now douches are still going to be asking her to sign Ipod cases at events. At shows during her entrance it will look like a Bray Wyatt entrance but with the lights up and no flashes on. This is going to get ugly as only smarky shit can get ugly. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mco543 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 If she's let go she should cut them off at the pass and sell cheap autographed iPod cases for a ridiculous sum that they would surely pay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzo Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Things continue to go really, really well for Zack Ryder. In honor of now having 0 items for sale on @WWEShop, post pic wearing a vintage ZR item. I'll send 5 random winners an autograph. #DecentRun Woo woo woo? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 [Cole]Vintage Ryder![/Cole] 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Things continue to go really, really well for Zack Ryder. In honor of now having 0 items for sale on @WWEShop, post pic wearing a vintage ZR item. I'll send 5 random winners an autograph. #DecentRun Woo woo woo? HE HAD HIS CHANCE 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Z Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Things continue to go really, really well for Zack Ryder. In honor of now having 0 items for sale on @WWEShop, post pic wearing a vintage ZR item. I'll send 5 random winners an autograph. #DecentRun Woo woo woo? To be fair, he probably should be happy he wasn't amogst the recent future endeavorments. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mco543 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Ryder probably owes his continued employment to being Adam Rose's bunny. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Now I gotta know how much money she makes. An iPod? That's pathetic. Some sources are saying it was an iPod case which...well there are no words. An iPod case makes more sense, since I believe they keep iPods locked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overly Critical Man Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 She would have gotten away with it but she kept waving her hands in the cobra position singing DO DO DO DO DO DO DO in a continuous loop. I mean even by Wal Mart standards that would be weird She would rather have been arrested than to attend Santino party in the back stage area last night. Even with the twisted tea This implies Emma would actually put effort into her gimmick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Ryder probably owes his continued employment to being Adam Rose's bunny. Ryder should have a masked gimmick as Bunny Man, teaming with Adam Rose as the Exotic Express. They can feud with Rybaxel and the Big Guy can cut promos about Hasenpfeffer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyJ Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Enough with Emma. I got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more Ryder Discussion!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Ryder probably owes his continued employment to being Adam Rose's bunny. Although given the rumblings about Rose, that probably isn't the most secure of positions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 If he gets released he can be the "blocker" in Emma's new pickpocketing team. She's obviously the "stall" and God I wouldn't trust Ryder to the be "wire." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overly Critical Man Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Enough with Emma. I got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more Ryder Discussion!!! Sounds more like a flesh eating bacteria. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overly Critical Man Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 A shameful double post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimo Necro Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 I don't think Ryder will ever get released. He is the modern day Brooklyn Brawler, he just doesn't realize it yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mco543 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Hopefully WWE can remake The Sting with Emma and Ryder. Ryder would be Erie Kid, Emma can be Redford, and Flair can be Newman. They can all team up to con Sting (obviously, cause Flair). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 She would have gotten away with it but she kept waving her hands in the cobra position singing DO DO DO DO DO DO DO in a continuous loop. I mean even by Wal Mart standards that would be weird She would rather have been arrested than to attend Santino party in the back stage area last night. Even with the twisted tea Even with the Twisted Tea, that party looked depressing. I say Adam Rose is either repackaged in NXT or released by Summerslam. As for Emma, it will probably be a lot sooner than that. Did it kinda make anyone else arch their eyebrows that two of the most kid-friendly stars in the kid-friendly WWE were doing a commercial for hard iced tea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Ray Von Erich Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Adam Rose is really frustrating to watch, because it's like the crowd wants to be into his act, but he does nothing to allow them to be a part of it during his matches. The Exotic Express is much more lively and focused on fan participation, but he needs to embrace the chants when they happen. Dance to them, sing along with them, encourage them in literally any way. It's painful to watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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