Elsalvajeloco Posted August 12, 2013 Posted August 12, 2013 I dare you to do this the entire week and see how many warning points you can rack up.
Brian Fowler Posted August 12, 2013 Posted August 12, 2013 Cap was so fucking good. Damn near perfect, and easily the best of the solo Marvel Studios films. It's not even close. But, yeah, GOTG is going to do better. Ticket price inflation.
just drew Posted August 12, 2013 Posted August 12, 2013 I can't think of a worse one, can you?Either Fantastic 4. X-Men 3, Batman & Robin, Spider Man 3, Superman Returns, Origins; Wolverine, Ang Lee Hulk, ummm...
Ace Posted August 12, 2013 Posted August 12, 2013 I can't think of a worse one, can you?Either Fantastic 4. X-Men 3, Batman & Robin, Spider Man 3, Superman Returns, Origins; Wolverine, Ang Lee Hulk, ummm...
The Natural Posted August 12, 2013 Author Posted August 12, 2013 Cap was so fucking good. Damn near perfect, and easily the best of the solo Marvel Studios films. It's not even close. It's Iron Man for me and then Captain America: The First Avenger over the other Marvel Studios solo films.
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted August 12, 2013 Posted August 12, 2013 Remember when it was 3 hours long and nothing happened and he was vanilla as fuck and the bad guy was a fucking joke and good God.
Brian Fowler Posted August 12, 2013 Posted August 12, 2013 No, I don't remember any of that. I remember a movie that kicked 75 different kinds of ass, and got pretty much everything perfect. 2
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted August 12, 2013 Posted August 12, 2013 Nobody's ass got kicked! They all ran around firing guns that don't fire bullets at dudes that don't bleed, missing 95% of their targets, while some tit had a giant frisbee that he beaned people in the head with. Because obviously bopping someone in the head with a disc is more effective than shooting them.
Basara Posted August 12, 2013 Posted August 12, 2013 I'm not going to say its the worst comic book movie ever, because there's some real crap out there, but it is possibly the worst in the Marvel series, with strong competition from Iron Man 3. I'd have to re-watch them both though to decide who gets that prestigious spot.
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted August 12, 2013 Posted August 12, 2013 I thought about doing that so I could specifically list all the terrible things about it, but it was so bad I don't think I can. And I watch terrible movies a lot.
Bustronaut Posted August 12, 2013 Posted August 12, 2013 Your time is better spent chatting up girls/celebs on twitter 4
Matt D Posted August 12, 2013 Posted August 12, 2013 Seriously, the only reason to bring up Star Wars here is that this note is a wretched hive of scum and villainy. Also, you bastards are a cowardly and superstitious lot.
ultimoDANK Posted August 12, 2013 Posted August 12, 2013 Not too excited for Thor II. It looks ok, but the first one was really average(-ish) and didn't do much to develop the characters.The fact that it was set in New Mexico didn't help me get into the film. Yeah what kinda shitty story is set in New Mexico?? Booooring. 1
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted August 12, 2013 Posted August 12, 2013 Your time is better spent chatting up girls/celebs on twitter Agreed.
Raziel Posted August 12, 2013 Posted August 12, 2013 I can't think of a worse one, can you? Dark Knight Rises. Cap was better than IM3. IM3 was bad. 1
Tromatagon Posted August 12, 2013 Posted August 12, 2013 I think I hated IM2 more than IM3. At least 3 kept me awake. 1
EVA Posted August 12, 2013 Posted August 12, 2013 IM3 is like one big mulligan on IM2. The plots are even kinda similar. In 2, you had an evil supervillain using a clueless putz businessman to get revenge on Tony, whereas in 3, you have an evil businessman using a clueless putz "supervillain" to get revenge on Tony. And instead of the all the drone suits to fight at the end, you get volcano people.
Elsalvajeloco Posted August 12, 2013 Posted August 12, 2013 IM3 is like one big mulligan on IM2. The plots are even kinda similar. In 2, you had an evil supervillain using a clueless putz businessman to get revenge on Tony, whereas in 3, you have an evil businessman using a clueless putz "supervillain" to get revenge on Tony. And instead of the all the drone suits to fight at the end, you get volcano people. I brought this up on the old board. As soon as Mickey Rourke showed up on the racetrack with the whips, I suddenly didn't regret missing Iron Man 2 when it was out in the theaters. With Iron Man 3, they probably realized these villains are not intimidating at all and needed a bit of comedic relief. Personally, I thought the reveal was fucking hilarious so I enjoyed Iron Man 3 way more than 2.
Bustronaut Posted August 12, 2013 Posted August 12, 2013 http://youtu.be/MPiXnZZTkGA Aww yeah, Rocket Raccoon!
Bustronaut Posted August 12, 2013 Posted August 12, 2013 Bah, so does your mother when she's doing her cam show.
Andrew POE! Posted August 12, 2013 Posted August 12, 2013 If anyone other than Jason Statham is Rocket Racoon, I'll go see Guardians of the Galaxy. There's at least two or three other English actors they could get.
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted August 12, 2013 Posted August 12, 2013 Shameful retort. The Raccoon looks like he's waiting for Eddie Murphy to show up and use him to win back his wife or something.
Travis Sheldon Posted August 13, 2013 Posted August 13, 2013 I can't think of a worse one, can you?Either Fantastic 4. X-Men 3, Batman & Robin, Spider Man 3, Superman Returns, Origins; Wolverine, Ang Lee Hulk, ummm... In which country was this DVD released? I'm intrigued by this Eva Mandes.
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