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I think the direct to DVD stuff is just smart business.

There are a lot of older/poorer people who can't/won't stream online so this would be aimed at them.

Short shooting time for the actors (how many takes would they really do?) as well as the ability to just play 'themselves' would be a big plus. Its not a character that moves stuff for Seagal, JCVD or Cage, its the stereotype that has been attached to their name.

No one cares about who Cage is trying to portray, just let him give us some vintage Cage-ness and we will pay you a couple of bucks for a 90 minute DVD.

 

Thanks to stuff like netflix and redbox, it is remarkably easy to make money on low budget b movies these days.

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does anyone remember that French wrestling film last year about a mother trying to connect with her son through wrestling? Yeah, WWE is going to remake it with The Miz and Eve Torres.

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We know what he drinks:

 

 

 

 

Holy Shit...that was bringing back some memories and then:

 

"DIET DOCTAH PEPPAH DIET DOCTAH PEPPAH!!!" 

 

That sound was locked somewhere in my brain just waiting to be released....waiting for this moment. It's out now...

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I saw Easy A on television today, and Emma Stone's Olive character has to be one of the least endearing, obnoxious, repulsive characters in the history of film. When she goes dancing across the floor, I just wanted someone to take a lead pipe and any close blunt object to her head. I can't believe they are letting Will Gluck direct the Annie remake. He can go suck a bag of dicks for this putrid pile of feces.

http://deathvalleydriver.com/forum/index.php?/topic/226-what-are-the-worst-films-you-have-seen/?p=8150

 

Yep, I still maintain Will Gluck is a bum.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrxc8rS2W2E

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Fuckin poltergeists throwing crockery and slamming doors and Brock throws a car back at them and fucks them up.

I am almost positive that Brock would manage to hit way more innocent bystanders than ghosts or demons.

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I saw Easy A on television today, and Emma Stone's Olive character has to be one of the least endearing, obnoxious, repulsive characters in the history of film. When she goes dancing across the floor, I just wanted someone to take a lead pipe and any close blunt object to her head. I can't believe they are letting Will Gluck direct the Annie remake. He can go suck a bag of dicks for this putrid pile of feces.

http://deathvalleydriver.com/forum/index.php?/topic/226-what-are-the-worst-films-you-have-seen/?p=8150

 

Yep, I still maintain Will Gluck is a bum.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrxc8rS2W2E

 

I was trying to figure out what was grating on me while watching this trailer and I think I've got it down to two things.

 

1. Seeing Annie outside of the '30s takes some getting used to

2. Andre Braugher would have been a much better Will Stacks.  Jamie Foxx skews too younger for Daddy Warbucks.

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I saw Easy A on television today, and Emma Stone's Olive character has to be one of the least endearing, obnoxious, repulsive characters in the history of film. When she goes dancing across the floor, I just wanted someone to take a lead pipe and any close blunt object to her head. I can't believe they are letting Will Gluck direct the Annie remake. He can go suck a bag of dicks for this putrid pile of feces.

http://deathvalleydriver.com/forum/index.php?/topic/226-what-are-the-worst-films-you-have-seen/?p=8150

 

Yep, I still maintain Will Gluck is a bum.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrxc8rS2W2E

 

I was trying to figure out what was grating on me while watching this trailer and I think I've got it down to two things.

 

1. Seeing Annie outside of the '30s takes some getting used to

2. Andre Braugher would have been a much better Will Stacks.  Jamie Foxx skews too younger for Daddy Warbucks.

 

 

But Jamie Foxx can sing.

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