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— But seriously. He’ll end up in a better spot than how The Ryback ended up. He’s not injuring anybody and quite honestly, while he’s not my cup of tea, I’d rather watch Braun, and I don’t believe I am alone in that regard. So we shall see.

He’ll just start hanging out in the rafters. #Crowens I’ll see myself out. (Fucks sake, refrain from a Blazer joke. Have some decorum on this forum.)

You've got my support, man. I won't be that guy using mental illness for comedy fodder. Mental illness and cancer are off limits for me. I've discussed my mental health issues on here before, so I'll spare the rest of the board by going into it again.

Brie = Bryan Nikki = Knockers

John Wick 3 is currently filming. This is a still from the movie: I have never been more excited for anything ever.

Is there some Seinfeld message board somewhere where people only want to talk about wrestling? God damn...

I assume that policy changed when Steph turned 35.

Never. Current guys aren't stars. We need the stars to make Mania moments. Because all Mania is now is Moments. In 10 years, we'll get the guys that should be going over now going over guys that should be going over in 10 years. The cycle must go unbroken.

I can empathize with someone having mental health issues. But I know as low as I have been (and I have been pretty low), I never thought of doing something that would hurt other people. You know depression is a strange beast. At the risk of giving some jerk fodder to use. Years ago I was near my lowest point, I ended up seeking help two months later. But one of the worst thoughts I had was walking in traffic. The thing that stopped me was fear of ruining some motorists day. Depression logic does not consider my sisters and nephews would be at least a little upset. But I worried about a theoretical stranger. I hope Jason is at the very least committed for 72 hours because a healthy person does not do that.

Holy shit. I hate to say it but that's how I remember them as well.

Dana is so likable. I love that she points back to Titus/Apollo like "see! this is what you taught me!"

What a stupid asshole.

Phrasing.

Dude, you aren't alone. I know Bayley isn't everyone's cup of tea here, but I tend to like Bayley a ton. Dakota Kai comes off as bootleg Bayley. Kai would have been way better if she turned heel and became Shayna's version of Reek.

Which they are incredibly adept at. It’s okay though. We could always direct our complaints towards Road Dogg on Twitter, where he’ll tell us that Braun climbed the same mountain, or whatever stupid rhetoric he’ll spew out.

If Sasha couldn’t get the match, at least she got a consolation prize.

Man, WWE loves choosing to have the more over face be the one that turns heel.

::all too common “When Vince is gone.” reply::

We had a funny guy with us in Korea. A tailgunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific.

Or this.

Guys. I want a 4 person mixed tag with Brie/Bryan/Rusev/Lana vs Miz/Maryse/Almas/Vega plx and thank you.

Zeus v Ishikawa told a story as old as Beowulf, and told it well: who shall clubber, and who shall be clubbered? Random thoughts: I like that Zeus's lariat is called a "Biceps Explosion" but it's not as catchy as "Ax bomber" and I don't need to hear it dozens of times a match. Ishikawa has the most terrifying strikes in wrestling. For a guy who doesn't pin people off of strikes, I'd sure buy him pinning anyone off of a strike. There was a point where the two gladiators, broken down, slouched on their knees and had a little confab. It went something like this: Zeus: "Bruh stopping hitting me so hard there are like 12 ppl in the audience lol I'm concussed" Ishikawa: "I hit not for them but for the gentlefolk streaming from the luxury of their home en garde blaggard!" Great but also watch the undercard for Hino and to see Akiyama mess up Jake Lee.

Jun Kasai must have so much fluorescent powder in his body, that if he was electrocuted, he could light up a city block. (I reread this in Bobby Heenan’s voice before I hit “submit reply” and it felt right.)

I'm not. BRIE MOOOODDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEE

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You should be careful about wanting Mike to talk.

You are correct, I fucked up and fell for the Twin Magic.

Also I originally thought it was Mr. Kobra. but now it's Mr. Cobra. Which makes him so much better. My wife said goodbye to me this morning and it felt like she knew she was not going to see me for a long while.

Getting his neck snapped in an inferior sequel by the guy who ate bugs in "Fright Night Part 2"?

I'm going to be so upset next week when The Bella Twins beat the Riott Squad.

(This has to be Mauro’s “Serenity now!”, right?) — What the heck, I have a new user title? Sweet. Thanks.

Well...welcome aboard.

They're going for a mentor/protégé relationship.

Great segment. Trish Stratus slapped the hell outta Ellas.

I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE.

That first story from the guy who worked for Ted Kennedy was great.

It's always nice to see Trish Stratus. Those good Greek genes keep her looking fantastic. I'd prefer Trish vs. Mickie once more at Evolution rather than Trish vs. Alexa, where Alexa wins and we get some lame forced WWE "torch passing" moment. In the grand tradition of inept authority figures, Baron Corbin puts Lashley against The Ascension, while he has the Authors of Pain on the roster. Points to Corey for working in a Rob Halford and a Megadeth reference That closing segment kind of died a painful death. It felt like a Strowman heel turn, working with McZiggler. Bray and Harper would have gotten a much better reaction than McIntyre and fucking Ziggler. Maybe Braun goes back to the family after Dolph and Drew inevitably fail him. I wonder where this KO angle goes. I enjoyed the hell of out his match with Rollins.

He should be in jail then. Piece of shit is making life harder for everyone.

I am.... And don't call me Shirley!!!

Figured something out on the main site: If we upload something, you can click on our name and see our profile. While you can't see everything someone downloads, if we favorite something, people can see what your favorites are- so we can check out each other's accounts and give each other recommendations that way too.

Even knowing that an Uso is married to Naomi doesn't help me. They're like trying to tell the Conquistadors or the Texas Hangmen apart.

But Brie got to beat AJ's record title reign. CLEAR BURIAL!!!!!!!! Also, if only one of them has implants, why is it a silicone altar? Why do we need to feel the need to point out which women have implants anyway? Even worse, why are the implants only pointed out when it is a female wrestler we don't like? Nobody said shit about Gail Kim's implants, or Allie's either. Someone needs to tell me what they see in Dakota Kai. Whenever I watch her wrestle, she's never the better worker in the match, and the promos I have seen are not overly good either.

That's actually from the really dark sequel to Secretariat.

They were a hot topic for a moment after the "I love you" segment last month, then they went nowhere and have been 'just there' ever since. Of course tonight was just a two minute Sasha match, but it was nice to see Dana get to do a little bit.

Is it wrong that until I saw someone post a gif (here or Reddit, I don’t fucking remember), I had absolutely no recollection of the Boss Hug’s being on Raw? I mean, I was doing NYT Crosswords on my phone, but still. I feel like I’ve gone full Stanley Hudson every Monday night. I could say the same for a lot of Raw every week, as it just seems to be background white noise for what has seemed to be a long time.

Yup, time to start up #JoseOut.

Becky Lynch: Unnecessary heel turn. Braun: Hold my beer... Braun: Hold these hands.

I hated Seinfeld as a kid. I rewatched the entire series this past month. I was so wrong. This board makes so much more sense to me now too.