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I'll never understand people not liking Booker.

Client: "So I feel like my employer is just not valuing me as much as they should, what advice do you have?" Low-Ki: "Then stop working there" Client: "Should I find another job before giving my notice?" Low-Ki: "I don't understand what you're saying? Just don't go back there." Client: "But I have to finish some projects fi-" Low-Ki: "No you do not. That is not the warriors way do not let them tell you what you do." Client: "What's the refund policy" *Call ended*

I did not know this until this post. Last year I started getting adult diaper ads in my margins. Every single day, every single site, men's adult diapers, women's adult diapers, almost exclusively ads for adult diapers. Especially a new kind called "Silhouettes", because they fit so comfortably under your clothing! Over a month of my margins being filled with adult diaper ads. And then one day my Pissed Jeans record - the one I pre-ordered over a month earlier - arrived in the mail, and I realized that google had taken my searches for Pissed Jeans to mean that I had a problem regular pissing my pants. As if I had googled "Dear google, how can I prevent constantly soaking my dungarees in piss?" And can we just cut to you telling me how many members of Protomartyr have been Ants?

Oh! And this too...

So this is on Reddit, and I've been watching it on a loop for at least three minutes: https://thumbs.gfycat.com/TidyCoolGalah-mobile.mp4

That is no way to treat a moderator of this board.

Now I'm sad we can't have Yano coming in as Nakamura's personal coach, tutoring him in the art of all things sneaky. Let's face it. Nak and Yano doing Yano's shrug pose in stereo would be comedy gold.

Bobby Roode looks like the sort of guy that takes way too much enjoyment in his own dick pics. Like its there, front and centre, but he's all smiling and shit, like fucking beaming about it, and then you notice he's gone way out to groom that shit. Gels, moisturizer and what not. Fuck that guy.

Also, Booker is such a massive improvement in this show I don't even know how to describe it.

Video: Snitsky punts a baby in the crowd on Chris Jericho's Highlight Reel

Jinder has actually been perfectly fine since the Orton and Nakamura feuds ended. Not great, but fine.

I love this

Just replace "Shot" with "Moonsault"

Big dudes on RAW who can work and have a look and are more over than Roman: Braun, Lashley, McIntyre.

The way Tom Hardy asks Riz Ahmed that question about killing people sounds like it's literally the first time he's ever asked a question. Like, he's not even sure asking questions is a thing. He's just trying it out.

Braun would kill them releasing fifty percent of his Ki.

the spike piledriver...one of the greatest double team finishers

Or as part of a Mania entrance

Speaking of Steph

(Edit: What Raziel said.) When Bernard left for WWE, he got a pretty sustained singles push—which I think more people should check out, as an aside—but lost his biggest matches against Tanahashi and Okada. After another loss to Tana:

The man is a GODDAMN miracle!!

LOOOL "Allow me to exfoliate my colon..." I also like him mentioning his incredible mentors over the years. Like LayCool.

"The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." - William Blake You are both correct, of course. TM/DK was a revelation, a distillation of the most exciting parts of a match concentrated into a sugar-rush, like the freedom of having an ice cream sundae for breakfast. There was was, in hindsight, a sacrifice of story-telling and pacing, but the context was ideal: that time, place, participants and type of match (New Japan Juniors) and -here is the most important factor- the whole goddamn card wasn't like that. It takes the headlong overkill of youth and new ideas to swing the pendulum and steal the influence away from the tenured lumbering oldsters of the era who have not updated a style for more modern times. Will that dessert-for-breakfast lead later promoters to serve nothing but sugar (excitement) and providing not real nutrition (emotion, stories)? Well, of course, and there is a small audience for that too, but the the resulting sugar crash made a lot of folks appreciate the other aspects of thee Craft of Rasslin. Moral: eat balanced meals, kids, maybe not every meal but certainly on a day-to-day basis. Moderation tempered with indulgence, I say. - RAF

Yipes! Give me a choice between watching a TM/DK "spot fest" or watching Dory Funk jr. lumber around with ten minute headlocks and I know what I prefer to see. To imply that this in any way was a negative influence kind of baffles me. Did guys that came later take the crazy spots too far? Certainly. Can that be blamed on Billington and Sayama? I don't think that's any more fair than blaming Lawler and the Sheik throwing fire for the insanity that Onita, Pogo and company unleashed in FMW.

And Mr. Zero is in Pissed Jeans. CHIKARA is all about that hardcore / powerviolence.

Full trailer for VENOM

Never would've expected Power & Glory to be as fun as they were. What a great team that was.

No doubt as shocked as I was a few years ago when I got a package from Relapse that had an Ultramantis Black album in it.

Finn > Jose > Corbin > Seth

This was the 1,300th episode of Raw you guys. In case you missed it the first 53 times Cole told you.

The ineptitude of the park staff continues to be shocking. You'd think the evil company running the world's most technologically-savvy honey pot would have higher standards.

RAINMAKAAAAAA!

Ziggler fell asleep in the tanning bed, like Kramer.

After S2E1 I now agree with this theory

That entire post was just marvelous.

They should've been given the Nasty Boys token run with the belts at Wrestlemania VII Hating Dynamite/Tiger Mask is like hating Citizen Kane - it's of it's time and should be respected as such

Those puppy sex trafficking rings are awful so, yeah, feel sorry.

#redryder

I posted this as a gif a while back... now it has sound and extended dancing. I love Vince