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Today marks the 21st anniversary of one of the great moments in wrestling history

To be fair, I don't think anyone ever gets over Macho Grande.

Lemmy

(copious amounts of PEDs, vascularity, and a taste for watching muscular men show off their bodies in the guise of "bodybuilding competition")

Feel like this should be an ad for a travel site. "Work got you down?"

Probably because Shawn was too pilled and coked up to actually be involved. He probably just sat in on meetings in a hat and sunglasses like Bernie from Weekend at Bernie's.

Talk about Virgil's dick is usually the point when I know a thread has outlived its usefulness

Thanks, but I'll pass. I mean, do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly ventilated English basement?

Not sure why, but I can picture William Regal being asked that, and him saying, "Johnny Saint seems to be doing fine."

So the same guy who apparently is willing to trade his 2nd best (maybe best) player because he missed his exit interview is now being accused from a draft pick of falling asleep during the pre-draft workouts.

Re: Ziggler on @Midnight, crossposted from the TV thread

http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/12407304_947618448624671_1756466934_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTE3NzE1NDMxNzU5NzIyNTg0Mw%3D%3D.2 RIP

If there's a video game cut scene or knee pad HOF, Ahmed is a lock.

Aren't we a tiny bit lucky that Triple H is a fan of pro wrestling though? I mean we aren't getting shit like NXT, CWC, UK wrestling and the MYC with anyone else running talent relations. We probably aren't seeing Nakamura or AJ Styles in main event matches either. None of that stuff is shit that Vince would do or care about. I'm not sold on WWE being automatically awesome once Hunter takes over but I think it could have been in a lot worse hands than it is. He seems to really love history and the legends and all that jazz too.

Prime Time Wrestling: Ken Resnick asks Slick why he decided on the Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff when he was looking for wrestler's contracts to purchase (or purchase half of in this case). Slick's answer? As a black man in America, he understands the persecution and discrimination that they face as immigrants. Slick is the absolute best.

I was there once for the Labour Day Classic, and the Bombers actually won it that year, so I have been afraid to go back since. The McDonald's across the street from our hotel was not open for breakfast on Labour Day. So fuck that province.

Get well. Get well soon. We want you to get well.

Petrol, you magnificent bastard. You never let me down. I'm going to get you a slice of cake from the wedding of King Edward VIII to Wallis Simpson, circa 1937, price, $29,000.

The part about a restraining order was what was missing from Alex Riley's theme.

It's just the most baffling decision. One, I can't believe Ainge didn't out bid the Wolves for Buttler. Two, I can't believe the Bulls agreed to pick swap. Three, they picked another power forward, which has to mean they're passing on Mirotic. Four, despite clearly goi g into rebuild mode they sold a possible second round steal to the Dubs. I mean, if the Warriors, the most succesful team in the league, are willing to spend 5 times more than what the guy will even earn in his Rookie year just to draft him, maybe he's worth keeping. And on and on and on. There's just sooooo much to unpack in terms of stupidity. Do they think they're going to attract some free agents? With what? Jimmy Butler was the lure for other free agents. No one's going, oh that well run Chicago orginization, surely they'll build around me and we'll get titles together. Especially when all the succesful people players and coaches we've had have left and told everyone the office is a bunch of coniving dickwads who put spies in the lockerroom. Jesus they fired a Coach of The Year, hired their guy, and then failed to give him anything he needed to run his brand of basketball. And are clearly positioning him to be the reason for the team's failure. Bulls forever but fuck these clowns.

Also, we have a team jacket for you.

this one? https://zippy.gfycat.com/UnequaledQualifiedKakarikis.mp4

I split Pogo out because he deserves it From the WON http://www.f4wonline.com/japan/tetsuo-mr-pogo-sekigawa-passes-away-66-years-old-237866

I think that's an At the Gates logo on Bray's vest. Neat.

Heaven doesn't want him and Hell is afraid he'll take the place over. RIP Mr Pogo.

If you care about cinema even a little bit, you need to see the movie enclosed in these spoilers. I'm not effing around, guys.

Much like the axiom about the best characters are people's personalities turned up to 10, so too are their demons.

This feels like the perfect post to end this thread on.

That may be true. His entrance sometimes looked like the Bernie dance.

True, but dating Steph certainly didn't hurt. Actually, it probably did. Based on their WM entrances, they're into some kinky shit. I wonder what their safe-word is?

He should have paid Tunney, who I hear was very open to bribes.

And locked his keys in his car at Titan Towers. Vince thought he was the first one in and the last one out.

"Both these guys! Both these guys!"

I thought Mauro was excellent on the Cruiserweight Classic, I enjoyed him doing NJPW on AXS and I like his boxing work. I really only noticed the forced pop culture stuff once he got to Smackdown. I tend to believe people can get inside their own heads when changing jobs and feel they need to perform a certain way, even if they were perfectly solid taking a different approach previously. That was the impression I got from the stark contrast in his SDL performance vs. everywhere else I'd heard him previously.

Lots of the same bad habits and relatively narrow knowledge of the broad spectrum of wrestling for someone who is packaged as a snarky expert. I did say rich man's. People forget how much we all loved Striker at first on ECW. He's no Craig Johnson.

The lack of remorse I had about putting someone on a stretcher with their head immobilized kind of scares me now. It was just kind of a freak thing, two of my teammates had the ball carrier wrapped up, I went on for the clean up hit, he fell forward at the same time, my full weight right on the top of his head. Ironically enough, he had been the tackler that broke one of my teammate's arm earlier in the game, they wound up in the same room at the hospital, and the kids was afaik, fine so I'm not still carrying guilt, but yeah, I wasn't at all concerned until hours later.

Apparently Bray was a hobo king 80 years ago. KIND LADY LIVES HERE GOOD SPOT TO CATCH A TRAIN Titus posing for his new album, urahmatic. Goldust looking like the circus gimp at Sheamus/Braun's carnival.

One of the very first comp tapes I got - it was either a Quebrada tape or a Schneider comp - featured Mr. Pogo digging a scythe into someone's back (I wanna say it was Masato Tanaka). That kind of impression doesn't leave a young fan's mind quickly.

He had a crooked ref too. He just did not bother to see if it was possible. Maybe he subconsciously wanted to fail.

Bushwhacker looking motherfucker.

We don't deserve Embiid.

You know... It's been the 21st Century for 17 years now...

Naito stealing the John Cena Jorts= NJPW immediate major player in the US of A.

RIP Kane's cape