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Haha. I heard science said "No Thanks".

...but only if the analysis is done by other wrestlers, since no one else has the right to judge Lance's brain. ...they found damage to one quarter of his brain, but the rest was 3/4 legit.

Adam LaRoche didn't waste any time finding another lockerroom to dump his kid off in.

and wasn't for fucking nerds

Dream would want you to vote for Bayley

I like Bayley, a lot, though it may not seem that way after the past week. But stuff like the bolded is just beyond me. She's a neat character with some nifty matches but c'mon now. Maybe if we qualify it with best year for an American woman, sure! But even then Sasha has her beat.

To make this interesting, everyone who hasn't seen at least 5 Barbaro Cavernario matches should abstain from voting.

Got a standing ovation at the NYC premiere at Radio City Music Hall last night. I'm pumped for it.

I voted for Nakamura because I hope by voting for him, he'll notice me and we can go get a milkshake or something.

The falls count anywhere with Cactus was good. .... Yup, that's all I've got

Just a reminder that Styles had a great match against Ibushi, two against Okada, two against Nakamura, and great run in the G1 Climax, then killed it in the Rumble and has managed to get people interested in Jericho again. That's a lot of high end wrestling from one guy. I agree Bayley's had a great run, but nothing like that.

Slow your roll rovert

The Sasha matches turned me around from hating Bayley to seeing she's pretty good. March Madness is turning me back around.

I have seen at least five Cavernario matches. I want that time I spent doing so back.

Nice to see Bill DeMott got a job at the DDT performance center

Kevin Steen and El Generico are both WWE full timers while Jim Cornette is unemployed and has to do autograph signings and peddle merch for a buck. Sometimes things do work out for the best.

FTFY

I hope they use this in the Hall of Fame video package.

So if Terry Bollea doesn't have a ten inch penis, and Hulk Hogan does, how big would Rip's be- and does this make Vince's original plan for See No Evil to be a sequel to No Holds Barred? Stan Hansen says Rip has a teeny wanger. What a jockass.

All Roode and EY have to do is get one TV match on NXT and Big will offer them bigger contracts with guaranteed money. DA also got rid of ROH. And ROH was giving them their show for free. At least TNA got paid. Look this stupid company isn't allowed to die until I get the book. And I need Eric Young. He's integral to my marketing plan for HARD JUSTICE 2016! He's going to walk around the streets of Nashville in his gear wearing a sandwich board that reads "ASK ME ABOUT HARD JUSTICE". Then he directs anybody that inquires to Serge who'll be sitting on a corner wearing a cowboy hat and playing a guitar. Can't miss him. Give Serge $20 and you get a copy of HARD JUSTICE 2016 on DVD-R. And Serge will have his guitar case open. Toss in some money and request a song. More fan interactive than a Chikara scavenger hunt. HARD JUSTICE 2016 will emanate from the home of TNA Wrestling in Nashville, TN and take place at the Tennessee Prison For Women. See Josh Mathews sold for a carton of cigarettes and a pack of donuts! See The Pope and Jeremy Borash eat donuts and smoke cigarettes! They don't need a light cause this show is gonna be lit! See The Dollhouse battle The Beautiful People in a paddle on a pole match! See The Decay battle The BroMans in a country whipping match! See The Wolves defend the TNA World Tag Team Championship against the challenge of Teddy Hart and his cat Mr. Money! See a battle of legacy wrestlers as Tessa Blanchard takes on Jessie Belle Smothers! See wrestling legend Tully Blanchard preach to the inmates about Jesus Christ! See wrestling legend Tracy Smothers give an inmate a lap dance and then point into the crowd and tell Jessie Belle to wave to her mama! See EC3 versus Tyrus in a loser wears a diaper match! See Rockstar Spud get raped by a big black lesbian! See Eric Young versus Bram in a prison yard street fight! See Drew Galloway defend the TNA World Heavyweight Championship against the challenge of the monstrous Kongo Kong! And in the main event see Gail Kim take another step towards the TNA Hall Of Fame in her most barrier breaking battle yet with a result that won't leave a dry eye in the building! All this and more including special behind the scenes footage of an inmate cafeteria brawl! It's HARD JUSTICE 2016 proudly presented by TNA WRESTLING, produced by BEN!, and sponsored in part by Grumpy's Bail Bonds and Smokey Mountain Snuff. Smokey Mountain Snuff. For all that great snuff flavor without the tobacco, it's Smokey Snuff. If you're a woman, make plans to go to prison now and see it live! If you're a man, make plans to get a sex change, go to prison and see it live! Otherwise, find Serge and get your copy in a few months.* IT'S TNA WRESTLING HARD JUSTICE 2016. GET READY TO GET SERVED! *Probably sooner than TNA management realizes.

Coming off the juice when returning to WWE did not help Bubba Ray and D-Von in the long run.

Wherever outsider art is sold, look for the mark of Dean Ambrose! The mark of quality desperation and integrity subnormalcy. It's the hottest trend in high end hobo art! Rare finds scattered across the countryside!!! Each sells for thousands to effete collectors in ritzy Manhattan galleries!!!! You might mistake it for a series of clumsy gashes made by an uncoordinated lunatic with a chainsaw on park benches, bar stools, and Arby's drive-through speakers. But trained anthropologists will recognize in those crude cuts a simple code language that can be deciphered as containing one of the following messages: - "I'm hungry and broke. I wish I was dead. But today I am a man." - slashed into a church sign in Biloxi, MS - sold for $15,000 at the Agora Gallery. - "Go to five-thirty East Lemon Avenue, Monrovia, California, for an easy handout..." - scratched into a construction sign in El Cerrito, CA - now in the hands of a private collector rumored to be a Du Pont. - "I've come, twenty-seven hundred miles from Chi, Illinois -- Slept along the highway I smell like car" - sliced into a log flume car at Six Flags in Arlington, TX - up for auction at Christie's expected to start in the low 200 thousands.

I've wanted to see Undertaker hang 'em up ever since WM30. Everything after that have been diminishing returns, and not fun at all. I'm with Shane on this one.

Outside the World League Wrestling training facility:

This is mean and you should apologize. Unlike rovert, I honor my no-contact orders.

It sucks that because Gregg capes for everything NXT, someone making a well-considered post gets tagged like that.

Hey, Eugene had a good run all things considered.

Well March Madness told me that liking Bayley was akin to fucking a wombat so my cake was clearly a lie

So Bayley's fans are bronies? Come on now... Using that logic, AJ's fans are homophobes. Dig it.

From the crowdfund:

I don't have time to make my full argument, so I'll just make a potentially contentious statement instead: The Divas Revolution doesn't happen without Bayley as the face anchor. Yeah, AJ was good, but Bayley was good, has far better character work, and has kept the women's division alive after the mass call-up.

Cause D.A.R.E. told me it would be!

Next time, ask Aerostar to take you to the good future where they stopped the Sentinels TNA.

Multiperson "Bankruptcy Debt on a Pole" match

Female Eugene is the most impressive argument in this entire tournament so far. It might not have worked in this round, but the thought will continue on. How could Sasha possibly lose to female Eugene? Runner up for most impressive argument is that one dude who used boner pics to make his point.

WHAT'S DAVINA ROSE DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE? -2017 (Aerostar showed me)

I want a Reigns heel turn with Eva Marie as his manager. They'll make Vickie Guerrero's heat seem mild.

Is that Hulk Hogan's big "champagne bottle", or Terry Bollea's? I'm confused.

Bayley - 76 PJr - 52

Sasha - 91 Day - 33

My sister is in the process of moving, she lent me her Apple TV/Shomi account and I've started watching 'Party Down' and love it SO MUCH.

Sarah McLachlan needs to save that dog.

Dirty Orange Boy