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For approximately four seconds of this show Brock Lesnar and Kevin Owens were fighting and I screamed "THIS IS THAT THING I WANTED!!!!!!" and I was alive and the world smelled of blood and sex and volcanoes and then it stopped and I slumped back down and tried to find that last fully-formed hint-of-lime Tostito in the bag because that's all I had left.

I smell a dirty tax cheat

Same shit that real chotchballs said about Brock vs. Punk, then that was the second best match of the night but still really great. ftfy It might have actually been the match of the night, actually. It was great. Summerslam 2013 was a great show. I'll shit on ADR as much as anyone, but that match with Christian that night was fucking quality, too. Jericho's "back of the bus brothers" line seemed bizarrely and needlessly racist. Scroll up and look at the picture. Still comes across as tone deaf and lame...which explains his musical career, actually. Seriously "back of the bus" refers to where the cool kids sit because they are as far away from the authority as they can be. So sick of some you fucking people trying so hard to find racism in EVERYTHING.

Stardust ‏@StardustWWE 26 minutes ago Just for one day... #RIPDavidBowie

I wish Jay would quit posting these pervy ass shots.

Good lord you are an asshole

I liked that the Wyatts were there (because why wouldn't they want a front row seat for seeing Reigns get beat up) but they made no move to get involved in the beat down or line up to get fed to Brock. It leaves the option open for a bigger blow off at the Rumble or down the line. I thought that was an appropriately reasonable side story to the whole deal.

There should've never been another adaptation after the Errol Flynn joint. It is about as perfect as a movie can get. You spelled Kevin Costner incorrectly J... You spelled Daffy Duck incorrecly Dolfan ...

Finally someone with a brain! To counter Alberto's finisher you just have to stop holding on to the rope! Kalisto is a genius!

First - AGAIN some of you really need to use the ignore feature Second - this will show you that you probably should consider if you really want to post something BEFORE hitting the post button as deleting/editing after the fact probably won't be quick enough Third - some of you really need to start your own personal "people I will not respond to list". It really really helps.

Jericho's mid-life crisis will be televised.

The league doesn't care if any of these players learn their lesson. They only care about plausible deniability and appearances for the courts so they look like they did something.

At least the poor fuck taking it blocked some of it form hitting him in the head. Putting that chair on the top rope is either the best thing ever or the worst thing ever...why the hell would you even do that? "Why the hell would you even do that" is really Sabu's entire career in a nutshell.

Best Opponents for Charlotte at Wrestlemania (A List, by Kelvin "Dolfan in NYC" Cabrera) 1. Sasha Banks 2. Becky Lynch 3. Bayley 4. Brock Lesnar 5. Being Hit By A Bus 6. Nikki I don't know why people are under the delusion Nikki is in any way, shape, or form 'good.' She is average at best, and happens to be taller than the majority of the others which for some reason makes her "stronger". Becky, Charlotte, Sasha, and any other person I've seen that was trained through NXT always has to go at half-speed in order for Nikki to keep up. She is better than she was when she debuted all those years ago, but she still cannot chain wrestle, does not understand psychology, cannot tell a story in a match, and cannot cut a promo. Those are all things I'd expect from someone I'd consider 'good.'

The biggest pop in the last 2 months (save Reigns title win) was the Wyatts coming out against the League of Nations, and they proceeded to do nothing at all with it because of course not. Still pisses me off.

I fucking love it when Vince calls everyone "pal". I would love for Vince to one day call me pal.

Rusev ‏@RusevBUL 34m34 minutes ago It's stupid American propaganda. I'm not injured. Just because I didn't go beat up Brock It doesn't mean I'm injured. I go to India now. Rusev ‏@RusevBUL 15m15 minutes ago But I I understand you Americans miss me crushing your favorite @wwe superstars. Because you are hypocrites. Injured HA! I'm never injured

Pro wrestling is kids in wheelchairs fleeing the action

This is the 2nd time in like 6 weeks that for like 5 seconds you thought they had finally decided to book the Wyatts as agents of chaos and you were all like FINALLY!!! and then it was over and you could all go back to "nevermind..."

Man, whatever ADR's on that's both getting him in that shape *and* evidently evading the Wellness Policy, I want in.

Same shit that real chotchballs said about Brock vs. Punk, then that was the best match of the year.

I wouldn't mind Jericho's mid life crisis so much if he didn't keep beating guys that WWE's actually going to need now because everyone's injured. Jericho has become the very thing he hated in WCW.

I'm more then happy not having to fork over a bunch of money to the city for an NFL stadium that hasn't hosted more then 8 games in more then a decade. Especially since the "NFL adding tons of profit to local companies" thing is bullshit more often then not.

Genuinely, one of the things I enjoy most in wrestling is Scott Norton wrecking dudes:

Now St. Louis can go spend all of their time doing what they really care about: the Cardinals and discrimination by the police

No worries man... I would have already banned Jraq if I banned everyone who beat the Spurs. Hell, all those Heat fans who are real quiet now would be banned too after 2014.

*Note to self: Read "Powers"

This should be the new theme song to Raw:

I'm sure they're saving Charlotte for Mania for a huge match against her biggest rival and the most popular diva the WWE has to offer. Nikki

Now that stupid song is playing in my head. I hate you all so very much.

There should've never been another adaptation after the Errol Flynn joint. It is about as perfect as a movie can get. You spelled Kevin Costner incorrectly J... You spelled Daffy Duck incorrecly Dolfan ... Ah ha! Hee Hee! Ho Ho! Turn! Perry! Dodge! Thrust!!

Just a heads up for folks, but a friend of mine in the industry said to keep my eyes open for Gang Beasts rolling out on PS4 following the same release path as Rocket League, making it free for the first couple weeks. Sounds like it's happening really soon.

I imagined his post in the Dalek voice. EXPLAIN! EXPLAIN!

First time I ever saw the "ref kicks the heels hand from the ropes" was Tommy Young in Crockett.

It's my second least favorite ref spot. Number one (and it's my last favorite spot, period) is the sunset flip from outside, heel grand the ropes to prevent bring brought into the pin, ref instead of breaking the hold by the face instead helps him for no salient fucking reason by logging the heels hands off the rope then goes into the count. I hated it when I was 8 years old. I still hate it.

Depends. If Ambrose comes in battered and bruised, carrying a broken wine bottle covered in blood while panting "You should see the other guy, the bastard had it coming! Anybody got a cooler and some ice? I need to store a kidney" then Piranesi carries the threads for us.

Same shit that real chotchballs said about Brock vs. Punk, then that was the second best match of the night but still really great. ftfy

You have pulled this shit with me too and it's tiresome. What does it matter what stro thought of it and why does it prompt you to get so aggressive? Just knock it off. Damn. More than that, instead of talking about the show, you're just using this as am opportunity to take on yet another forum poster. I'm in piranesi's camp though. That is what I want. I want Brock and KO taking stupid bumps and beating the shit out of each other. And Kalisto vs. ADR was the most I've cared about either guy. Kalisto made himself a thing tonight. Good for him.

For how physically hard Roman Reigns is working to impress me I feel like a real snot for being all "Erm, whatevs...maybe try less?"

I'm taking your championship, and I'm taking your arm! Becky Lynch FTW.

When that chubby little velociraptor starts jumps onto the back of that Indominous Rex it will be so great.

Also, and this probably isn't actually relevant, but he was a god awful ref. Telegraphing finishes with a slower count, stealing the spotlight.

I'll need you to post 5 positive posts before you can do another "too cool for school" post shitting on anything.

I really do not want to be rude, I mean I really don't. But his name is Sting, he is strong as a bull and quick as a cat.

rovert

Extreme Prejudice is a very underrated 80s action flick and pretty much a modern western with a great ensemble cast. Speaking of modern day westerns, the final shootout of Way of the Gun- Del Torro and Philipe's characters really need another movie