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As it turns out, this one wasn't too awfully terrible once I got into it. Everybody started with forced crowbars, but to get to the guns, you had to walk along this narrow sign and make these hard jumps. Everybody had an opportunity to get to them. Mis - that looks like a normal drive to a mission with Melraz. I'm in a room right now with a guy named BETER TH4N U. Guess where I'm headed. I was getting some snacks to gear up for a mission when this happened. I then get messages asking "u like that" and "are u a girl". I'm taking this asshole out to sea in a chopper if I can pull it off.

You should've asked him if his mom is hot.

This is why the Spengler Cup must be on TV. I debated posting the Jay and Dan dance video version, but did not want to distract from the purity of the song.

RUkered's got a boyfriend. Hilarious.

There's some sort of weird irony in Punk writing a character that is played in the movies by a guy that led to him leaving wrestling which is how he has time to write comics.

Will she be full dead?

I'm joining one of those 1000000 RP deathmatches right now. I know it's a trap, but I have to see one of these shit shows for myself. Edit - well that was a stupid decision

At least freemode worked out well last night. We threw a beach party before the heist bullshit. Got challenged to two one on ones by sub-level 10 guys. Not sure why it's always me that gets challenged to those. The room I spawned into in the middle of our heist fiasco was some sort of organized war between two guys in tanks and a bunch of guys in choppers. I did my part by driving a sticky bombed Prius up one of the tanks' ass before we started trying that damn heist again. I did my best to get sent behind bars with Stout after we punted on the heist. I spawned into the middle of a bigass scrum and figured I 'd take out a couple dots before I went to bed. Stupid me, I was still killing em two hours later. I know I took out at least 15 personal vehicles. Most of the scrum broke up after a while, so I decided see how the game chat was, since it always seems to entertain Stout. There was only one guy on the chat, and he kept complaining about somebody being a retarded-ass n*******. Took me a while to realized that he meant me. I'd already killed him a bunch, so then I really went to town on him. Some guy called Elite something called a mugger on me, and tried to come after me as well, but he kept getting killed for his troubles. The guy that was on the chat finally called mercs, then went in passive on me. I didn't want to give him the satisfaction, so I hightailed it to my apartment. I was gonna drop off at that point, but I noticed the chat guy had left, and that Elite boy was on the beach. I only managed to kill him one more time before he left too. That left me and one other guy in the game. He was up by Zancudo, but he had a bounty on him. Plus, I wanted to clear the room at that point, so I gave chase. Turned out he was in a jet. He tried to take me out just north of that tunnel under the base, but he flew a little too straight and got shot down. He should've gone into passive, or left, but he didn't seem to get the hint. I started switching to stupid weapons just to break up the monotony of killing him. He challenged me to two deathmatches, and lost both 5-0. I finally got curious what the kill total was and charged him carrying a golf club. Turns out I was up 37-2.

You gotta hydrate, though. Did you have two Gatorades?

All Star Batman was turrible.

Gutless. Heartless. What excuse are we using this year boys? Weren't playing the defending champs. Weren't hurt. Owner and GM got you the big free agent you needed. This team is as talented as there is in the league. First round matchup with a team who is just not as talented as you. Yet same exact fucking result.

It's not TV. It's HBO.Yes, I went there.

Stout - I actually did have a Gatorade just now along with some Goody's powder. That's the Melraz hangover special. Me and Danny Glover are getting too old for this shit. I don't know if I mentioned it last night, but I was on earlier and met my fucking maker. We were up in the marsh or whatever - out where Mis made that sniping deathmatch. This kid kept wearing me out and then killing himself so he'd respawn somewhere else. That was pissing me off, but I guess it's a good tactic. He's up something like 14-1, and then I get a chat invite. I never do it, but I think fuck it why not. I'm like hey what's up, ready for him to talk a bunch of shit. He didn't, but sure enough, he was about 12. He was just calmly chatting me up while he kept whipping my ass. We did a one-on-one toward the end, and finished up our "battle" with him up 23-2. The kid asks - would you like to be friends or keep battling? I said, uhhh considering you've blistered my ass, let's be friends. He then took me around the map showing me good sniping spots and how his crew defends them. Nice enough kid, but damn if that wasn't some humbling shit. I asked him how long he's been playing this game. He thinks for a few seconds and says "Around four months." I immediately shut the damn Xbox off and reevaluated my life for a while.

It will start as a Drax book, but fan demand will soon have it as a Rocket Raccoon book.

I screwed up and didn't make it to the boat twice if I remember right. I have no idea what happened to me last night. I guess my connection dropped or something. All I know is I woke up in bed with a head that feels like it weighs 97 pounds. Too much Gatorade I reckon.

I woulda helped out by sticking a pitchfork up the other end. Is it always that much of a pain in the ass trying to do something with randoms? If I wanted to play that guy's style, I'd be running raids in Destiny, instead of playing GTA. Fuck that, and him.

Some good stuff with Finlay and a really good Cena match once. I liked his match with JBL at No Way Out 2006, also vs Benoit on the draft 2007 RAW. Really loved the Finlay series, Finlay's comeback and run in 2006 was amazing, he was the best thing on WWE TV that year.

At least it is not "cut my face off and then staple it back on" joker.

Bayless just hit Rose with the Meltzer Driver. Cause he's a young buck, you see. I'll leave.

Yeah ive been a bad influence on people since i was 15, but imma hellova nice guy. Im gonna try to get on tonight if i dont crash out i need to explode some dots.

Things that are awesome: Dusty in 1977:

The dude's had three bad bouts of Bell's Palsy. Speaking from experience after just two minor bouts of BP in comparison, it sucks when you can't make the right expression because YOUR FACE DOESN'T WORK. Give the guy a break, he legitimately cannot smile properly, and never will do so again.

Reigns has been good but I thought Show was great in this match and Show also has an awesome LMS match against Del Rio a couple years back. I still don't think either he or Kane should be given such prominent roles in 2015.

No, it's... Incredible. Thanks, I'll be here all week.

I used to call the Flashbacks "Back on Exposition Island!"

didn't somebody get paid for watching?

Hope FRB knows what he's doing. If Jones didn't actually do this he's in for some legal fun.

If you're offering up parts, we'll give you Enstrom and Ladd for Tank.

Goddamit Blues, $1200! Do you know how much that would have meant to me? It would have meant Twelve Hundred Dollars. Only the Spengler Cup music can soothe me. So......is that it for Hitchcock? And does Brian Elliott burn the whole mother down?

I have to laugh at TSN's commercials for 'unprecedented coverage of the World Hockey Championships.' At least they got Crosby. They're going to put lipstick on this pig and try to make people care about the tourny over here but good luck with that.

I LOVE to get a game-chat play-by-play from my victim. I search them out - see who's chatting, go after them. I usually go after the most annoying person in the chat. Anyone using game chat to broadcast their favorite rap song gets an automatic waypoint set on them. You know you're doing something right when someone on the chat accuses you of being in god mode. I had a great one the other day when someone was talking shit (never a good idea), so I set a waypoint for him, and apparently several other people in the game chat had the same idea without saying a word to each other - there were four vehicles after him at one point. I was passing other players not even taking swipes at them 'cause we were on a mission.

Shit yeah. He was annoyin as hell follow me he says. I never wreck he says then 2 seconds later he smacks a car and flips over the hood. He pissed me off so i follow the route and beat his ass by 2 minutes to the boat. Thats called a long cut. Trust me i know all about em. And yeah its always annoying with randoms. I was hopin stout could get out on a work release finish the heist then go back to finish his time.

i hope the Drax book is full of guest stars who upstage the regular cast. --- I predict Punk will bring back the Unlimited Class Wrestling Fed but make it mma and have drax compete in it.

I know that. Doesn't mean I like the idea.

...demon seed?

I like it. Not at all what I was expecting.

If the Oilers (now w/ McDavid) reach their true potential & Calgary keeps improving - imagine all those great late night CBC Saturday games with those two teams. Gonna be some great stuff.

No more suspensions. It's time for the "teach Greg Brady a lesson about smoking" technique. You enjoy baseballs hitting people? Well then you get all the baseballs hitting people you want. You stand here in front of this guy and you can go home when all the baseballs are gone:

Heh, obviously I love my Mavs, but they p much played a perfect game tonight, and it didn't matter. We are a flawed, injured team. I don't see Houston getting past a team that actually plays defense at all 5 positions. REALLY hoping they run into Memphis.

Has anyone posted this leaked Sony e-mail yet? (https://wikileaks.org/sony/emails/emailid/93948 for large version.) Fucking Millennials...

Handsome? Check. Brave? Check. Strong? Check.

Are you kidding me? Edmonton? Again? Are you fucking kidding me? Fuck Gary Bettman. Fuck the NHL Lottery. Fuck Edmonton as a team, brand and as a motherfucking crew. And if you down with Edmonton, then fuck you too. Wayne Gretzky? Fuck you too. All of you motherfuckers. Fuck you too.

YES YES FEED ME WITH YOUR RAGE THE INFERNO WILL CONSUME ALL

Oh shit! Shane's hat was an Easter egg predicting his future ECW persona... "They just want to have a good time and make people smile!" The WWE midcard face prototypes right there... Hell, that's WWE booking right there. The good guy always has to win because we need to send the fans home happy.

"There's no better springboard to development than failure." - Craig MacTavish I swear to God, this is not a joke post. Send help.