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Based on my own personal experiences, I believe it's fairly easy to play with a groin.

"DRACULA YOU FAT BASTARD!" Pretty much makes that a classic gimmick.

The Jets are playing the 3rd quarter like, instead of a halftime speech, they made the hot tag to Robert Gibson.

Bears PR: Jay Cutler has a groin. Questionable.

I want to throw Arn Anderson in the discussion because he's fucking awesome. Real too, though...real tough guys. I love a little bit of realism and nobody makes me believe like Arn. He will break your arm. He will fuck you up.

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According to FF#1: Cosmic Rays James

That covers a lot of things Throwing TDs? Throwing picks? Banging hot ladies?

Steve Smith in the middle of a brawl Least shocking news ever

Yeah, his strikes looked better in Stripes.

Swagger has never crawled above mediocre for any extended period of time. I don't even think you can really blame the booking with him either, while he has been the victim of the yoyo push, at no point pushed or not has he gotten the crowd to hate or love him. Jesus, remember when they were in Austin a few months ago and he got booed simply because he was from Oklahoma? Dude didn't even know how to react. It was sad. The only thing that I ever really liked from him was the series against Evan Bourne. To tie this conversation together with the ridiculous props one we are having, everything I have said about Swagger is immediately forgotten of he starts coming to the ring with a sports almanac.

He's coming... 10.23.13

I don't know about most ridiculous, but probably my favourite ever.

Genetics.

OK seriously...Andre's boots need a coat of polish 3 years ago here, Ric looks like he went into a time machine and stole a pair of New Foundation boots, while apparently holding the Holy Bible. He's a big fan of the Wooo! Testament.

I have become a dad for the second time this morning. I have produced a male heir!

Maybe if you have submitted a ballot longer than 50 movies...

74) THE FUGITIVE 1993 - 453 Points - 8 Votes (Highest Vote: #13 Jason Smith) DIRECTOR: Andrew Davis STARRING: Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones, Sela Ward Placement On Original List: #77 (6 Votes) IMDB ROTTEN TOMATOES (96%) WIKI

Wanting to punch a Ram defender in the face is completely underst--- --wait, it's NOT Cortland Finnegan?

Yeah - remembering all the reasons I hate the Bears

It's Pictionary. The phrase is "blow job."

A companion of sorts to one of my previous pics:

Arn would have to wear his killer hat though. Nothing says badass like wearing a formal hat while giving a promo in trunks. Also, I want someone to resurrect Ole's "Damn I'm good" shirt.

Big E's own My Little Pony was amazing. Dear God, I've fallen in love with this man.

Just 3 hours before i get my copy, cant wait

Fuck you, The Real TheSmartMarks.com forum moderators. I was suspended for the stupidest goddamn thing there, mocking an infamously ugly troll that everyone else mocks all the damn time (this one was for supporting the Republicans in the debt ceiling fiasco), and then re-suspended for complaining about it and committing no further infractions. If y'all are gonna be like that, then you can't use my reviews on your Culture Crossfire site which has gotten me sooooooooooo many new fans... oh, wait, that's zero, I haven't gotten one goddamn email from a single stranger about those reviews. I know my writing's good. Survey says: nobody's fucking reading this website. EDIT: someone pass along the message for them to take my articles off their website, being suspended there means you can't even log in to send a private message to the mods. Fuck you, this cute girl I've been trying to court. She says she likes me, but is "too busy" for a relationship right now; geez, wouldn't want to cut into your precious time for marathoning anime and endlessly writing and rewriting your mediocre stories, eh? Grrrr. Friend zone is the worst, especially when they tell you they're attracted to you. Fuck you, stepdad. I'm sorry that I'm reduced to using my stepfather's computer (he doesn't live here often) for romantic interaction, as it were; but if you're gonna accuse me of downloading kiddie porn, then you better at least be able to tell me in what fucking file folder you found it in or show me some evidence. Oh, you can't, because I never downloaded kiddie porn? Don't blame me for whatever virus spam crap your computer picked up, I know you've used it to look at porn too. Fuck you, economy. I'm being laid off at my job. It's absolutely not their fault nor mine, 7-11's business has suddenly taken a huge downswing (why? cold weather? congressional bullshit?) to the point where the boss is cutting his own hours, and he just doesn't have any hours to give me. At least he's being incredibly cool about it, he's helping me lie about how long I really worked there in order to beef up my resume for future employers.

Mike Smith has been carrying a world title belt on his shoulder tonight twitter.com/RichNairn9/status/391776310189518848/photo/1

Shelton Benjamin's mother

I feel like that is Aaron Eckhart in every non-Dark Knight role

I've been drifting in and out of watching wrestling for the past couple of years and I've recently started watching WWE again. What happened to Jack Swagger and Drew McIntyre? I remember Swagger having some very good matches with Christian in ECW and even becoming the World Heavyweight Champion out of nowhere, and now he's in this... not terribly entertaining mid-card heel gimmick and people are kicking out of the Gutwrench Powerbomb when it used to be a killer. And Drew McIntyre was, as far as I remember correctly, introduced by Vince McMahon himself as 'a future WWE champion' and 'The Chosen One' and I remember seeing some matches of his on SmackDown where he was a dominant guy. Now, like Swagger, he's lost in heel mid-card with a not terribly entertaining gimmick? What happened to them?

So he's just gonna randomly walk into backstage segments and say "Bad news, everyone!" like Professor Farnsworth from Futurama?

I work for Sinclair. You are way more optimistic about it than I am.

So I was in Potbelly's (sandwich shop) and I sat down next to a WWE the Magazine. I was browsing it a little and then the owner came over and grabbed his stuff from the area I was sitting. I guess he had already sat his stuff down. So he walks away and sits down somewhere else and starts eating. I finish my foot and I go ask him, "Wrestling fan huh." He says yea. Then we started talking. He was around 60 years old, black dude. Kinda country. dialect. He started out saying how he was a fan of Snuka, Superstar Billy Graham, Ken Patera, Bruno and a bunch of the other stars of WWF from that era. He also started talking about steriods and how people foolishly believe they weren't used heavily back in the day. He said he didn't really care for Hulk Hogan but it was a big moment when he beat Andre because nobody had really seen him dominated before that point in time. He didn't care for Andre either. He RAVED about Daniel Bryan and CM Punk. He talked about how far they came. He even referenced them coming from ROH without me having to assist him. He said he would have never imagined those dudes coming from where they came from becoming the stars that they are now. He didn't really talk much about Cena but he doesn't care much about him. He really talked a lot about Superstar Jimmy Graham and how he influenced so many wrestlers. We spent a little time talking about Benoit and how roid-rage was probably the cause of what happened with him. He brought up Vicki Guerrero getting a sweet deal after Eddie died. He also talked about how unbelievable of a World Champion Eddie and Rey were. He says that they had no business winning a World title. He talked about the Rock painting himself in Green last year and posing as the Incredible Hawk. He raved about HBK. He called HBK the Iron Man. He specifically called him a "Marathon Wrestler." He says Bret and Shawn remind him of Daniel and Punk. Little dudes that look legit. He talked about all of the talent that came out of the state of Minnesota. The Hennigs, Rude. He also talked about how much he liked Piper and he was amazed that I knew about the Snuka/Piper Coconut spot. He was like, "Damn you remember that. You probably weren't even born." He spent like 5 mins talking about how he hates the state of women's wrestling. He says all of the girls look the same now and Vince McMahon should be embarrassed of himself to put those girls in the ring as bad as they are. He brought up Fabolous Moolah and SHeri Martel and talked about how they were actual WRESTLERS. He talked about how cool of a white boy Dusty Rhodes was. He spent like 5 mins talking about the Von Erich family and how they were all messed up. How tragic of a family story that was. He knew who Liger was! Of course I brought it up. He liked Liger, Tiger Mask, Strong Kobayashi, and Kawada. He brought up those names! He talked about the Snuka/Backlund match and how Snuka had him beat but he went back up to the top of the cage. We talked about Snuka supposedly killing that girl. He said Bob Backlund was the man back in the day. A Legit dude. He talked about how good Kurt Angle was but how he was on that stuff. So I was essentially just throwing names out there just to get an opinion. We were browsing the magazine together and there is a picture of The Shield and he says, "Those are some bad dudes. I have never seen somebody come in like that. They didn't come in scared, they put their foot down." He then went on to talk about how they could have made it in any era. There was probably more but I can't remember anything else right now. We talked for like 1.5 hours. Really enjoyed that talk.

Brad Maddox <3 <3 <3 {{EDIT}} OR....

I'm almost certain Flair couldn't make contact with a Bible without instantly bursting into flame.

Man, Maggie is cute. You people is crazy. Film her in black and white and put her in a slinky dress and she makes the perfect flapper. Mmmmmmm....flappers.

I find the idea that you have to have good matches with bad wrestlers to be good stupid.

They do. But the idea that a TNA guy needs help and WWE (the same company they've been vilifying for years) are going to step in and take care of it makes TNA look so bush league. Well, more so.

It was pretty clearly about Ron.

If you don't preorder, it replaces Warrior with The Renegade.

Stone, right?

That's to be expected with his penchant for the surprise butt sex.