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Based on my own personal experiences, I believe it's fairly easy to play with a groin.

"DRACULA YOU FAT BASTARD!" Pretty much makes that a classic gimmick.

The Jets are playing the 3rd quarter like, instead of a halftime speech, they made the hot tag to Robert Gibson.

Bears PR: Jay Cutler has a groin. Questionable.

I want to throw Arn Anderson in the discussion because he's fucking awesome. Real too, though...real tough guys. I love a little bit of realism and nobody makes me believe like Arn. He will break your arm. He will fuck you up.

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According to FF#1: Cosmic Rays James

That covers a lot of things Throwing TDs? Throwing picks? Banging hot ladies?

Steve Smith in the middle of a brawl Least shocking news ever

Yeah, his strikes looked better in Stripes.

Swagger has never crawled above mediocre for any extended period of time. I don't even think you can really blame the booking with him either, while he has been the victim of the yoyo push, at no point pushed or not has he gotten the crowd to hate or love him. Jesus, remember when they were in Austin a few months ago and he got booed simply because he was from Oklahoma? Dude didn't even know how to react. It was sad. The only thing that I ever really liked from him was the series against Evan Bourne. To tie this conversation together with the ridiculous props one we are having, everything I have said about Swagger is immediately forgotten of he starts coming to the ring with a sports almanac.

He's coming... 10.23.13

I don't know about most ridiculous, but probably my favourite ever.

Genetics.

OK seriously...Andre's boots need a coat of polish 3 years ago here, Ric looks like he went into a time machine and stole a pair of New Foundation boots, while apparently holding the Holy Bible. He's a big fan of the Wooo! Testament.

I have become a dad for the second time this morning. I have produced a male heir!

First person to post "that was technically the right call" over the NE/Jets game should be banned, straight up. Totally glosses over the issue of the NFL rulebook being full blown retard. They have easily the worst rules of any form of organized football on earth, and it gets worse by the year.

DALLAS MOTHERFUCKING COWBOYS, BITCHES~!

Yup - back to the hating the Bears

*saves this post... just in case*

You can't blame Punk though. Anytime you get a chance to hang out with Bill Murray, YOU BETTER FUCKING TAKE IT!!!

It's questionable that he has a groin? That sounds like a personal problem. ;-) This made me think of this classic from the infinite Meltzer WCW Quotes megathread back in the day:

Full credit to VISA for editing the commercial to reflect Julio Jones being out for the year

The Bears are infuriating to root for

Arn would have to wear his killer hat though. Nothing says badass like wearing a formal hat while giving a promo in trunks. Also, I want someone to resurrect Ole's "Damn I'm good" shirt. They already have that shirt 1/3 done, thanks to Ron Simmons ... although, for the full credit, the letters would have to be made of ironed on felt.

(I might not disagree; when did I ever say "The Body" was the greatest television ever aired? And why do you keep watching Whedon's stuff if you hate him so much?)

That *is* Peter Maivia, yes?

It was a flawless strategy by Cain to push JDS against the cage and he was landing on a regular basis so it's not like Cain was just simply hugging JDS against the fence ala Randy Couture, he was doing actual damage to JDS with not allowing JDS to open up on any of his own strikes. It wasn't Diego vs. Gil but by no means was it "the drizzling shits" or anything like that, it was a good title fight.

Wasn't that how they started last year too? With Marleau scoring a million goals? The Sharks are the Sharks, until further notice.

Hmmmm. So the question now is...Can I digest it from the outside-in before it can digest me from the inside-out. I probably shouldn't have filled up on bread first.

Is it me or does it seem like these outfits are straight out of the Dave Cockrum x-men?

Lazer Tron's Lazer Tag sensor.

Kozlov no matter his position came across as the real deal. My favorite bit with him was the tea party with Sheamus, Santino is acting scared and Kozlov does not give a fuck. He had no fear of Sheamus and was daring him to do something. Kozlov got this grin on his face and tipped his hat to him. They had a good TV match the next week, because you believed he could take Sheamus. Down the road they started jobbing him to every one. Leading to him losing to Jinder Mahal which looked like some bullshit,

He didn't mention Bobo Brazil? Most old timers around here (the midwest) when talking about old school wrestling always bring up Bobo & Dick the Bruiser.

So I was in Potbelly's (sandwich shop) and I sat down next to a WWE the Magazine. I was browsing it a little and then the owner came over and grabbed his stuff from the area I was sitting. I guess he had already sat his stuff down. So he walks away and sits down somewhere else and starts eating. I finish my foot and I go ask him, "Wrestling fan huh." He says yea. Then we started talking. He was around 60 years old, black dude. Kinda country. dialect. He started out saying how he was a fan of Snuka, Superstar Billy Graham, Ken Patera, Bruno and a bunch of the other stars of WWF from that era. He also started talking about steriods and how people foolishly believe they weren't used heavily back in the day. He said he didn't really care for Hulk Hogan but it was a big moment when he beat Andre because nobody had really seen him dominated before that point in time. He didn't care for Andre either. He RAVED about Daniel Bryan and CM Punk. He talked about how far they came. He even referenced them coming from ROH without me having to assist him. He said he would have never imagined those dudes coming from where they came from becoming the stars that they are now. He didn't really talk much about Cena but he doesn't care much about him. He really talked a lot about Superstar Jimmy Graham and how he influenced so many wrestlers. We spent a little time talking about Benoit and how roid-rage was probably the cause of what happened with him. He brought up Vicki Guerrero getting a sweet deal after Eddie died. He also talked about how unbelievable of a World Champion Eddie and Rey were. He says that they had no business winning a World title. He talked about the Rock painting himself in Green last year and posing as the Incredible Hawk. He raved about HBK. He called HBK the Iron Man. He specifically called him a "Marathon Wrestler." He says Bret and Shawn remind him of Daniel and Punk. Little dudes that look legit. He talked about all of the talent that came out of the state of Minnesota. The Hennigs, Rude. He also talked about how much he liked Piper and he was amazed that I knew about the Snuka/Piper Coconut spot. He was like, "Damn you remember that. You probably weren't even born." He spent like 5 mins talking about how he hates the state of women's wrestling. He says all of the girls look the same now and Vince McMahon should be embarrassed of himself to put those girls in the ring as bad as they are. He brought up Fabolous Moolah and SHeri Martel and talked about how they were actual WRESTLERS. He talked about how cool of a white boy Dusty Rhodes was. He spent like 5 mins talking about the Von Erich family and how they were all messed up. How tragic of a family story that was. He knew who Liger was! Of course I brought it up. He liked Liger, Tiger Mask, Strong Kobayashi, and Kawada. He brought up those names! He talked about the Snuka/Backlund match and how Snuka had him beat but he went back up to the top of the cage. We talked about Snuka supposedly killing that girl. He said Bob Backlund was the man back in the day. A Legit dude. He talked about how good Kurt Angle was but how he was on that stuff. So I was essentially just throwing names out there just to get an opinion. We were browsing the magazine together and there is a picture of The Shield and he says, "Those are some bad dudes. I have never seen somebody come in like that. They didn't come in scared, they put their foot down." He then went on to talk about how they could have made it in any era. There was probably more but I can't remember anything else right now. We talked for like 1.5 hours. Really enjoyed that talk.

I'm almost certain Flair couldn't make contact with a Bible without instantly bursting into flame.

They hit the poor Browns 3 times. Damn.That said, Silly Pussies is just amazing.As soon as I get to my laptop, I am changing my avatar to Silly Pussies. I enjoy the Buggery Bandits, Posh Pussies, and Whiskery Growly Cats I'm gonna confuse so many of my neighbors screaming "Go Posh Pussies!" at 10am this Sunday morning.

Man, Maggie is cute. You people is crazy. Film her in black and white and put her in a slinky dress and she makes the perfect flapper. Mmmmmmm....flappers.

Criticizing Kendall Windham around these parts was at one point a reason for banishment. Kendall's a longtime DVDVR hearthrob.

Bwah-ha-ha!

I've always thought Dolph Ziggler would've been a great traveling NWA world champ. A guy who could go 45+ minutes a night and make your territories' top guy look like a million dollars before sneaking out of town w the title.

It was pretty clearly about Ron.

I thought that was Colt Cabana in bed with Tammy. Damn.

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