Tromatagon Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 I love how it's just a photo of a guillotine model kit I built as a kid. You could chop off the dude's head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Those would make for good covers to a 7" split single. I know I said that a while back with a photo of Percy Pringle at his funeral occupation (I think?). So many of those old pics would make great punk/hardcore single covers. There's one that I wish I had saved of a guillotine, primatively photoshopped into this old timey wrestler's grimacing face, that I always thought was totally boss and would steal in a heartbeat for artwork. Found it... Hey, it's Guillotine Gordon! This pic accompanied an article in Wrestling Revue circa 1966 that really made me want to see this guy. Then he turned up and was not very good at all. His finisher, the Guillotine (naturally) was just a chop to the back of the opponent's neck. Not sure what I expected, but that was pretty anticlimactic. Guillotine Gordon = Evil Eye Gordon = Enforcer Luciano... one of the worst wrestlers ever. There's footage of him teaming with Ox Baker where Ox was the workhorse. I wish I was kidding. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 As bad as the look is for a "normal" person, Briscoe's "planet of the apes" guise isn't that bad for a wrestler, at least its distinct, unlike the cookie cutter WWE look. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scraylo187 Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 As bad as the look is for a "normal" person, Briscoe's "planet of the apes" guise isn't that bad for a wrestler, at least its distinct, unlike the cookie cutter WWE look. . . ugh I know I can barely tell who is who in this picture. break the mold, Vince Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 As bad as the look is for a "normal" person, Briscoe's "planet of the apes" guise isn't that bad for a wrestler, at least its distinct, unlike the cookie cutter WWE look. . . If there's anything that can be learned from professional wrestling, it's that most wrestlers are anything but normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 It's actually the normal looking ones you need to watch out for. For example, word is Alex Reilly can't climax unless a kitten is being strangled. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 It's actually the normal looking ones you need to watch out for. For example, word is Alex Reilly can't climax unless a kitten is being strangled. So.... Tasteless masturbation skit with Grumpy Cat next week then...? Oh, I forgot... PG and all. So... Tasteless skit not about masturbation with Grumpy Cat next week, where Riley makes goofy faces, turns red, and groans a lot, while Mizdow walks by and spills a bottle of salad dressing on the floor (meanwhile, Steph and Trips make goofy double entendres while grinning maniacally over how *nudge nudge wink wink* clever they are). Get outta my way. I've gotta go set the DVR. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEN! Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Spoilered for size considerations... http://gwhnewsandnotes.blogspot.com/2014/11/uwf-returns-to-action.html The letter 'I' instead of a number '1' in the date is my favorite part. It's like the whole thing's in some kind of secret code. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinit Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 That looks like it was done by an 8 year old lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DouglasC Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 How in the Sam Scratch can they get the usage of 'its' right, and screw up practically everything else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MGFanJay Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Get your tickits now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LP Steve Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 The fans demanded the Latter Match after Sergeant Rogue cheated to win the Former Match. 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 I hope Super Ninga is supposed to be Super Ninja, not Super N-word. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thee Reverend Axl Future Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 I would happily go to that card, and have a ball marking out, as well as gank one of those posters for awtygraffs as well. - RAF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Is there a more generic description for a guy than "hinchman 1(sic) from WCW TV"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoarr Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Ninga please 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 We comin' for you, Ninga. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoarr Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeCristyV.1.6 Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Spoilered for size considerations... http://gwhnewsandnotes.blogspot.com/2014/11/uwf-returns-to-action.html The letter 'I' instead of a number '1' in the date is my favorite part. It's like the whole thing's in some kind of secret code. Wohw, that's horrioble! They can't spelchek, cann they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.H. Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Wait, is Spider-Man fighting Super Ninga or Bubba Duke? Is Spidey just dropiing in for a one-shot? Or is Spider-Man secretly Super Ninga? I'M SO CONFUSED~! James Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 I hope Super Ninga is supposed to be Super Ninja, not Super N-word. That was exactly how I misread it at first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeCristyV.1.6 Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 If Super Ninga isn't New Jack, I'm dissappointed! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted November 13, 2014 Author Share Posted November 13, 2014 Gone 9 years ago today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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