DEAN Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 Being retired, I watch a lot of TV (and a lot of wrestling) and I watch Barney Miller every day. I remember Quinton Tarantino talking about hang out movies, with characters you want to hang out with. The fourth season of Barney Miller would be the guys I'd want to hang out with. Dinner with Dietrich, lunch with Yamana, a hockey game with Wojo, and Sunday afternoon listening to stories by Lt Lugar. Harris wouldn't want to hang out with me. Barney would be too busy. And you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 I'll play the expected card here: Willie to work out Barney to build gadgets Rollin to teach me ledgerdemain Jim to learn motivational tricks Cinnamon .... well, a man can dream. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driver Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 The Office because I'm Michael and Dwight rolled into one and I have a thing for Angela. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLowe Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 Cheers, pre-Rebecca. I’d prefer Coach to Woody but okay with either. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 (edited) I would hang out with Lugar all day every day. That guy fucks. If I have to choose my own thing it would be The Carol Burnett show or WKRP (this works for both the characters and the cast). Trade conspiracy theories with Les, go to a "singles" bar with Herb. Get high with Johnny Fever and get hooked up with some ladies by Venus Flytrap? And top it all off with drinks with Mr. Carlson. Although being Lt. Columbo's annoying younger assistant would be a gas. Maybe be his driver. Drive that Peugeot around rich-people 70s L.A. and just marvel with him at modern things like answering machines and pagers and then maybe I can be the guy that blocks the door while he's revealing the final clue to Robert Culp. I would have thrown Karl Kolchak in there but I get the sense he would ditch me so fast. That guy was a loner, man. An absolute enigma. Plus if I had to live in Chicago in the 70s it would be with Cheech & Chong from Things Are Tough All OVer. Edited April 6 by piranesi 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.H. Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 I could easily hang with the cast of either WKRP or Cheers I'd delude myself into thinking I could hang with the seasons 1-3 version of the Senior Staff on the TheWest Wing but those dudes are animals for political theater and I'd tap out by day 2 James 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 8 minutes ago, piranesi said: I would hang out with Lugar all day every day. That guy fucks. If I have to choose my own thing it would be The Carol Burnett show or WKRP (this works for both the characters and the cast). Trade conspiracy theories with Les, go to a "singles" bar with Herb. Get high with Johnny Fever and get hooked up with some ladies by Venus Flytrap? And top it all off with drinks with Mr. Carlson. Although being Lt. Columbo's annoying younger assistant would be a gas. Maybe be his driver. Drive that Peugeot around rich-people 70s L.A. and just marvel with him at modern things like answering machines and pagers and then maybe I can be the guy that blocks the door while he's revealing the final clue to Robert Culp. I would have thrown Karl Kolchak in there but I get the sense he would ditch me so fast. That guy was a loner, man. An absolute enigma. Plus if I had to live in Chicago in the 70s it would be with Cheech & Chong from Things Are Tough All OVer. You would also prob have to take care of his dog and/or hang out with Kate Mulgrew. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefanie the Human Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 The Good Place. (Jason cannot have access to molotovs.) 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elizium Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 14 hours ago, piranesi said: Although being Lt. Columbo's annoying younger assistant would be a gas. Maybe be his driver. Drive that Peugeot around rich-people 70s L.A. and just marvel with him at modern things like answering machines and pagers and then maybe I can be the guy that blocks the door while he's revealing the final clue to Robert Culp. Literally the first thing I thought of. Bumming around people's homes and eating their food, until they get so annoyed and slip up. 14 hours ago, odessasteps said: You would also prob have to take care of his dog and/or hang out with Kate Mulgrew. I don't accept Kate Mulgrew as Mrs. Columbo. Mrs. Columbo is slighty overweight, loves her stories, and is too invested in the lives of her seemingly endless supply of siblings, nieces, nephews, and cousins. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elizium Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 12 hours ago, Stefanie the Human said: The Good Place. (Jason cannot have access to molotovs.) Counterpoint: Jason can have access to molotov cocktails Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elizium Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 I think for my choice, it would be living in Cicely, Alaska and getting into weird Twin Peaks-lite adventures with the cast of Northern Exposure. Helping Ed with his movies, attempting to date (and hopefully not dying because of it) pre-conservative christian radio host Janine Turner, sitting in absolute silence and enjoying every minute of it with Marilyn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 For some reason, woke up thinking Night Court would have been fun. Drinking games with Marsha Warfield specifically. (BTW, she's still out there doing standup) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 It's gotta be the cast of Parks and Rec for me. How could you feel bad hanging out with any of them? Even Gary/Jerry would do something nice for you. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elizium Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 30 minutes ago, Curt McGirt said: For some reason, woke up thinking Night Court would have been fun. Drinking games with Marsha Warfield specifically. (BTW, she's still out there doing standup) You'd be trapped in Harry's office, forced to watch him workshop tricks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimbra Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 4 minutes ago, elizium said: You'd be trapped in Harry's office, forced to watch him workshop tricks Hanging out watching Harry Anderson do close-up magic sounds rad as hell. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elizium Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 I cannot sanction that buffoonery 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driver Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 2 hours ago, Zimbra said: Hanging out watching Harry Anderson do close-up magic sounds rad as hell. Plus all of those stories about The Velvet Fog. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comedian Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 I don't know about all y'all, but Thomas and I are jumping in the Ferrari and heading to the King Kamehameha for some drinks with the guys, then later TC is taking us up in the chopper with a case of beer. I just hope Higgins doesn't sick the lads on us when we get back to the estate... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 I think the correct answer is Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Though I'm worried I'd die. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 Oh shit, best answer... Trailer Park Boys 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted April 9 Author Share Posted April 9 9 minutes ago, Curt McGirt said: Oh shit, best answer... Trailer Park Boys The problem is that you'd have to hang out in a trailer park. And I'd probably get shot if I hung out with Ricky and Julien.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 I think the worst danger you could run into in Sunnyvale would be the Bottle Kids. You could probably just slap Cyrus if he pulled out his gun and he'd run away. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiztor Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 i can't believe nobody has said Seinfeld yet. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Control Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 10 hours ago, Curt McGirt said: Oh shit, best answer... Trailer Park Boys This is called: living in Halifax. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Sorrow Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 I'd love to hang out in Letterkenny. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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