The 2021 WWE Forever Purge - Part 3 of ?

[Jenalysis]

11 hours ago, zendragon said:

I still feel that we need a new Lucha Underground. One of these studio with a streaming service should build a set in a sound stage, find some writers who are fans and sign some of this talent.

That's MLW these days.

 

[kafkonia]

42 minutes ago, The Z said:

Maybe they finally got rid of that old brass ring, because nobody was grabbing for it?

Now all you have to do is climb the beanstalk, defeat the giant, grab the golden egg, bring it back to Vince and maybe he will consider to put you in the main event for like a month to lose to either Goldberg or Roman Reigns.

Now that's not fair.

He lost to Big E.

[Peck]

Apparently Vladimir has been wished well in his future endeavors as his Superfan doc won't ever be released now.

[AxB]

4 hours ago, Peck said:

Scotty 2 Warm is All Elite~!

His indie name was Scotting The Hotty. I have no idea what that is supposed to mean.

[Technico Support]

4 minutes ago, AxB said:

His indie name was Scotting The Hotty. I have no idea what that is supposed to mean.

You sure that's not a Firepro name, like Roots Genoa or Grabby Gussom?

[Curt McGirt]

3 hours ago, Peck said:

Apparently Vladimir has been wished well in his future endeavors as his Superfan doc won't ever be released now.

https://www.wrestlinginc.com/news/2021/11/wwe-superfan-the-story-of-vladimir-documentary-shelved-for-good/

FFS...

[SirSmUgly]

14 hours ago, AxB said:

His indie name was Scotting The Hotty. I have no idea what that is supposed to mean.

I went to Urban Dictionary and found three definitions for the term "scotting."

1. Talking a lot of shit and then never being able to back it up when called on it. The empty shit-talking is "scotting."

2. Repeating someone else's idea as though it is your own only seconds or minutes after they first said it.

3. Vigorously masturbating.

 

Obviously, I will assume #3 here. "Scotting the Hotty" is the sort of puerile thing that an Attitude-Era character might say or do on camera, and also the idea that someone calls their penis "the Hotty" is so obviously funny that we're going with that. 

[Technico Support]

4. A sex act wherein the recipient is dressed in a kilt and is violated with haggis

[(BP)]

1 hour ago, Technico Support said:

4. A sex act wherein the recipient is dressed in a kilt and is violated with haggis

Spoiler

 

[The Natural]

On 11/24/2021 at 4:17 PM, SirSmellingtonofCascadia said:

I went to Urban Dictionary and found three definitions for the term "scotting."

1. Talking a lot of shit and then never being able to back it up when called on it. The empty shit-talking is "scotting."

2. Repeating someone else's idea as though it is your own only seconds or minutes after they first said it.

3. Vigorously masturbating.

 

Obviously, I will assume #3 here. "Scotting the Hotty" is the sort of puerile thing that an Attitude-Era character might say or do on camera, and also the idea that someone calls their penis "the Hotty" is so obviously funny that we're going with that. 

 

On 11/24/2021 at 6:04 PM, Technico Support said:

4. A sex act wherein the recipient is dressed in a kilt and is violated with haggis

5. Tossing the caber.

[The Natural]

 

[The Natural]

Yep.

[The Natural]

 

[Nice Guy Eddie]

9 hours ago, The Natural said:

 

In Punk We Trust

[zendragon]

why is Johnny Ace "Funk Man"?

[nofuture]

He looks like actor Bob Einstein who played Marty Funkhouser in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

[Infinit]

11 minutes ago, zendragon said:

why is Johnny Ace "Funk Man"?

Because he sounds like Funkhouser from Curb Your Enthusiasm. 

[Technico Support]

2 minutes ago, nofuture said:

He looks like actor Bob Einstein who played Marty Funkhouser in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

And sounds like him

EDIT: beaten to it by @Infinit

The least I can do is expand on it:

 

Edited December 8, 2021 by Technico Support

[SirSmUgly]

"Funkman" is good, but Punk shoulda gone for a deeper cut and called him "Super Dave."

[Curt McGirt]

That would have been way more recognizable.

[Dog]

All the ragging on Johnny over the years honestly made me think Super Dave and Funkman were the same person.

[The Natural]

That's not good.

[SirSmUgly]

15 hours ago, Curt McGirt said:

That would have been way more recognizable.

Maybe for the olds, which come to think of it comprise the majority of WWE's fans, okay, nevermind, you're right. 

[KidNatural]

57 minutes ago, The Natural said:

That's not good.

Well that's what happened to Test and Umaga and we should hope for a different outcome.

[Throat]

It was just a couple days ago that I watched this clip where Jeff talks about what a bad decision it was to turn down rehab in 2002: