Phantom Lord Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Buying it is the easy part. Not becoming broke and in the gutter after buying it is the challenge. Well in the words of Jerry Jarrett, if you're gonna buy something...buy it with someone else's money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 John Goodman?John Goodman during the Bound for Glory Series would be the best ever."AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?! MARK IT ZERO!" John Goodman would make a great manager of three monster heels for hire, showing them off like hardware. 'You've got the bastard of bastards: Abyss... for guaranteed head removal. That's... That's a sweetie. You've got your standard-sized Rhino. That's a fuckin' hungry man right there. And you got Samoa Joe, king of mayhem, half-cannon, sword of justice. Take this fucker to the Impact Zone and start your own crusade. Any one of these is bound to make you feel better about what's botherin' you.' [...] 'That's... three fuckin' grand worth of squashin'. You got three grand of squashin' to do?' 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 "Potential passion for TNA" is my new favorite phrase in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swift Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Yes, because it refers to literally every male ever born. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petey Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 Does it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooker Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 Does it? Petey's right. It refers to literally every human being ever born. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petey Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 Better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comedian Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 John Goodman?John Goodman during the Bound for Glory Series would be the best ever."AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?! MARK IT ZERO!" John Goodman would make a great manager of three monster heels for hire, showing them off like hardware. 'You've got the bastard of bastards: Abyss... for guaranteed head removal. That's... That's a sweetie. You've got your standard-sized Rhino. That's a fuckin' hungry man right there. And you got Samoa Joe, king of mayhem, half-cannon, sword of justice. Take this fucker to the Impact Zone and start your own crusade. Any one of these is bound to make you feel better about what's botherin' you.' [...] 'That's... three fuckin' grand worth of squashin'. You got three grand of squashin' to do?' "LOOK UPON ME AJ STYLES, LOOK UPON ME! I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Now I'm picturing Sam Jackson's character from Jackie Brown doing the same. "The Abyss, when you absolutely, positively have to squash every last motherfucker in the company." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEN! Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 So. . .who needs a job? Writer/Producer TNA Entertainment Position Description The Writer/Producer will be responsible for the creative content and scripts of television content. He/She will work with a team of writers who will produce original, compelling content for broadcast. Key Responsibilities - Develop and implement creative storylines for broadcast on TNA television broadcast. STUD STABLE! - Build compelling stories that capture the audience. HOBO ARMY! - Consistently improve and refine storylines. PLUS, A WRESTLING BEAR! - Use consumer insights and social media to deliver impactful storylines that are consistent with the TNA brand and each talent’s skills. I KNOW Y'ALL BE LOVING THAT SHIT RIGHT THERE! Desired Skills and Qualifications - A creative, original thinker with great programming instincts. Sure - Minimum of 3 years writing and production experience in television preferred. I barely even watch TV - Deep understanding of pop culture, trends, and topical events, especially as they relate to television programming. All the other boys, Try to chase me, But here's my number, So call me, maybe - Writing and directing reality television a plus. No it's not - An experimental, risk-taking mindset. Must be open to thinking outside of traditional television formats and outside of the traditional linear television model. I hate those blurred lines - Highly developed written and verbal communications skills. Ability to communicate story lines, including vision and strategy, effectively with senior management, writing and production teams, and external parties. Ben talk good, look good, can dance all night long - Awareness of, and potential passion for, TNA content. LOL Please submit resumes and any other applicable material to [email protected] withWriter/Producer in the subject line. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Any storylines that isn't "pay a ton of money to a former WWE guy and push him to the top" will be immediately rejected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyLaw Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 I know it is a given that reality TV is fake/scripted, but it is still amusing seeing "writing reality TV a plus" listed in an ad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 I'll apply, I've got a fucking masters in screenwriting and am a better fantasy booker than everyone else combined Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Maybe it's just my hatred for TNA, but I was thinking as I read this thread that in 10 years TNA has yet to produce a single moment that I would consider memorable. Good matches? Sure, there have been some. But there is nothing that I have ever seen from TNA that sticks in my brain as "wow, that was amazing and I will never forget it" (at least in a positive way). WWE produces memorable moments at least a couple times a year. WCW used to do it. ECW did it for a while. TNA has just been an under-achiever since day one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Would you put that in a top 20 of Ric Flair moments though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Territorial Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 - Awareness of, and potential passion for, TNA content. I'm not sure I'd recommend they hire someone who still has passion for TNA. Then again, where would they find such a person? They might be better off posting that they give hiring preference to chupacabras. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Apart from EN090, I don't know of any. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Would you put that in a top 20 of Ric Flair moments though? You need something from all of his periods. If you want something from Flair's "old and crazy" run, that absolutely makes the cut. That or the barbed wire match with Show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 The Cage with Hunter, the woo-off with Kurtie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Wrong.You apply too, it can be a fun contest to see who gets farther along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Joint effort? I only ask for Sid and full control over booking Sid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Ehhh I'm going to turn Merg turdfuck or whatever they call Peter Avalon into the next Mikey 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Norv and Dewey Barnes as a 21st century version of the Rock n Roll Express. (Dewey, of course, being Robert.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiji Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Ehhh I'm going to turn Merg turdfuck or whatever they call Peter Avalon into the next Mikey Merg turdfuck is the best name. His actual ring name ain't much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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