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Hell in a Cell XI - 10/6/2019

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Monday - Lana cucks Rusev and I go “Aw, lame.”

Wednesday - Jake Hager debuts and I go “Aw, lame!”

Friday - Brock squashes Kofi and I go “Aw, LAME!”

Sunday - Bray/Seth happens and there are no words.

It’s been a tough week for my fandom. I was excited with all the changes happening and there’s been a lot of great wrestling being overshadowed by awful angles, but hoo boy. WWE making it easier than ever to walk away from their main roster product and it’s a damn shame.

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4 minutes ago, Raziel said:

I hate to be the one to burst the "Fuck Vince!" crowd, but last night was WELL within Heyman's wheelhouse to have done this and thought it was a good idea, or let Bray pitch it and sign off on it.  Heyman doesn't bat 1.000.  Not blaming him, but saying that it might not have been 100% on Vince if he's really letting others book.

Well given Heyman has a cuck obsession in the last 2 or 3 months, it is safe to assume that Heyman's booking could be behind this mess.   But Vince is definitely the one who thought Rollins should be the champion

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5 minutes ago, hammerva said:

Well given Heyman has a cuck obsession in the last 2 or 3 months, it is safe to assume that Heyman's booking could be behind this mess.   But Vince is definitely the one who thought Rollins should be the champion

True, but isn't Heyman a Rollins' guy too?

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That main event, it started to die a death with Rollins started hitting Wyatt with the 15 curb stomps in a row. The crowd started booing as they were certain Rollins was gonna pin Wyatt. They weren’t going to accept anything other than Wyatt walking out of Sac as Champion.

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Posted (edited)

Somewhere in world, there is a child. This child loves to watch professional wrestling and has a subscription to the WWE Network. They live with someone, a parent/step-parent/sibling/whoever who thinks that wrestling is stupid. And in this hypothetical-but-statistically-likely household, this person who thinks wrestling is stupid saw this child watching WWE Hell In a Cell 2019 and laughed at them.

Are you this child?

Edited by John E. Dynamite
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3 hours ago, ComingToAmerica said:

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Well, now I have to change my avi.

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4 hours ago, King Leonidas Of Sparta said:

The Bad:

  • Graves adding to those short jokes and even worse, his humble bragging about sleeping with Carmella every opportunity he gets. I legit hate Graves more than Michael Cole, I'm still in shock that could happen.

 

 

 

 

I had a moment where during the Charlotte/Bayley match I was like "This is weird, so far most of the matches have been good and this one is okay, why do I suddenly feel so annoyed..."

And then it hit me that the RAW announce team was gone and I was hearing Graves screaming and it is like an alarm clock blaring.  Lawler may be terrible...but he talks so much less and so much more quietly.

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1 hour ago, hammerva said:

I don't get how weight is a factor for how scary someone is.  I mean John Wayne Gacy was a fat fuck and scared the shit out of a ton of people.  Bray is a pretty terrifying guy even in his Firefly gimmick.   If people weren't scared of the Fiend it was more because Rollins is a horrible actor

I don't mean to be an interenet tough guy, but as someone who has seen Jackie Chan's Police Story 120 times and who recognizes the words muay Thay as having something to do with elbows, I am 100% sure I could have kicked John Wayne Gacye's ass.

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On the bright side of things -- we got green mist back on TV with which someone got misted in the face.

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Posted (edited)
13 minutes ago, piranesi said:

I don't mean to be an interenet tough guy, but as someone who has seen Jackie Chan's Police Story 120 times and who recognizes the words muay Thay as having something to do with elbows, I am 100% sure I could have kicked John Wayne Gacye's ass.

More than being a fat fuck, Gacy was a SICK FUCK. Maybe you could have kicked his ass until he chloroformed you.

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1 minute ago, The Natural said:

 

Yeah, this will lead to some more poorly executed jokes which will in return get more folks banned.

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37 minutes ago, John E. Dynamite said:

Somewhere in world, there is a child. This child loves to watch professional wrestling and has a subscription to the WWE Network. They live with someone, a parent/step-parent/sibling/whoever who thinks that wrestling is stupid. And in this hypothetical-but-statistically-likely household, this person who thinks wrestling is stupid saw this child watching WWE Hell In a Cell 2019 and laughed at them.

Are you this child?

the problem is, somewhere in this world there is a child that conceded "yeah, mom/dad/etc., you're right"

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This morning my eight year nephew who owns all the WWE merchandise he can get his hands on, only wears WWE shirts and attends every show whenever they show up in town with my brother and sister in law called me to tell me The Fiend vs Rollins is the coolest match he’s ever seen.

Seems to me that WWE got the exact reaction they wanted.

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2 hours ago, Raziel said:

Given the lack of Seth tweeting back everyone shitting on the show, it's safe to assume Becky took his phone away, right?

Seth is off of Twitter.

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4 minutes ago, Craig H said:

Seth is off of Twitter.

He reactivated it, just hasn't tweeted anything since the 2nd.

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15 minutes ago, Edwin said:

Yeah, this will lead to some more poorly executed jokes which will in return get more folks banned.

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Ready when you are. 

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3 minutes ago, Raziel said:

He reactivated it, just hasn't tweeted anything since the 2nd.

He was also murdered at the end of the show, so maybe he’s selling?

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9 minutes ago, Overly Critical Man said:

This morning my eight year nephew who owns all the WWE merchandise he can get his hands on, only wears WWE shirts and attends every show whenever they show up in town with my brother and sister in law called me to tell me The Fiend vs Rollins is the coolest match he’s ever seen.

Seems to me that WWE got the exact reaction they wanted.

I’m genuinely glad he enjoyed it and that the match worked for some people at least. Did you tell him even a porn company was dunking on the finish though?

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6 minutes ago, Dolfan in NYC said:

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Ready when you are. 

That a Vampire Ban Hammer?

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1 minute ago, Godfrey said:

I’m genuinely glad he enjoyed it and that the match worked for some people at least. Did you tell him even a porn company was dunking on the finish though?

My sister in law was listening in on the call and I have no desire to become Overly Creepy Uncle.

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5 hours ago, King Leonidas Of Sparta said:

The Bad:

  • Sasha lost her 2nd straight PPV clean as a whistle after coming back hot. 
  • Turning Strowman heel is a bad idea, I mean he's already dead in the water, but a guy of his size could easily be resurrected. I doubt anything will come from the Fury thing. Fury's getting paid millions and millions in his boxing contract, he'd be stupid to risk his knuckles on Strowman's face getting paid peanuts comparatively. 
  • The DQ finish in a no DQ match.
  • Sasha won at Clash by DQ.
  • Strowman hasn't turned heel and they haven;t really given any hints of a turn coming. Is Tyson Fury wildly liked because if not then I don;t see Strowman turning heel.
  • Seth was not dqed. Match ended via referee stoppage. 

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2 minutes ago, Eivion said:
  • Seth was not dqed. Match ended via referee stoppage. 

Actually isn't that a lot worse because that means that Seth won clean 

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