OSJ Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 5 minutes ago, Ryan said: *unlocks door* Gonzo can come back in now. There's 19 other doors anyway with different locks. Don't be absurd Ryan, everyone knows that J.T. and I installed 36 Chambers here. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 Most of those are invisible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSJ Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ryan said: Most of those are invisible. But of course... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 7 hours ago, colonial said: Matt Lauer has been canned at NBC for "inappropriate workplace behavior" ... decision announced before this morning's "Today" show. Fuck, this means Megyn Kelly is getting his Olympics Gig, isn't she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzo Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 9 minutes ago, Raziel403 said: Fuck, this means Megyn Kelly is getting his Olympics Gig, isn't she? Isn't the Olympics one of the things they defrost Bob Costas for? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSJ Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 8 minutes ago, Raziel403 said: Fuck, this means Megyn Kelly is getting his Olympics Gig, isn't she? They need to either bring back Ann Curry or hire some new talent. My wife and I usually have the show on in the morning as it is inoffensive background noise at worst and occasionally has some interesting guests. However, there is no fucking way that I will watch four hours of Hoda and Savannah, both are fine in limited roles, but as anchors of the show, no way. It's bad enough when Hoda rolls out her playlist once a week. My God, that woman has the worst taste in music of anyone I've ever seen and that includes certain people on this board. ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 11 minutes ago, Gonzo said: Isn't the Olympics one of the things they defrost Bob Costas for? They could always use Michelle Beadle again so my Mom can complain during Olympic coverage about how much she hates Michelle Beadle 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 1 minute ago, RIPPA said: They could always use Michelle Beadle again so my Mom can complain during Olympic coverage about how much she hates Michelle Beadle Your mom is a very good person, and this is the reason you should tell her you love her everyday. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSJ Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 Michelle Beadle is remarkably easy to hate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 NBC has used Rebecca Lowe as host for last couple Olympics, so she likely fills the blonde host quotient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 They'll have Dennis Miller and Tony Kornheiser do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 Oh my fucking god. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzo Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 We'll see that and raise you this. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 Seriously, when you put in the request for the door locking button, nobody asks questions? After Ann Curry and Katie Couric both insinuate he's a creep, you don't ask questions? I'm sitting here thinking about how much bullshit I would have to deal with to get a new chair, and this asshole is getting secret door locking mechanisms installed. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Cincinnati Posted November 29, 2017 Author Share Posted November 29, 2017 I'm eager to see an appropriate clip from 30 Rock surface. Would be disappointing if there isn't one. Anyway: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliff Hanger Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 God forbid we criminalize such courtship rituals as "gifting sex toys with graphic note attached and "getting a remote pushbutton lock for your office to trap woman coworkers there." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 If Geraldo isn't next, I'd be astonished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Cincinnati Posted November 29, 2017 Author Share Posted November 29, 2017 Well Geraldo has never been a big fan of pesky things like workplace protections. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 4 hours ago, Zimbra said: Apparently Keillor was another one of those open secrets and everyone in public radio knew he was a creep. What a world. I applaud this decision as I fucking hate my morning news being interrupted by The Writer's Almanac. Few things are more infuriating than listening to that mother fucker read poetry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 He also resembles something they found in the deep left over from pre-history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 Oh, and fuck Matt Lauer. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 - So if they bring back Ann Curry does that make VEEP more prescient or less prescient? - Isn't NBC's Olympics coverage the one where every four years they pick a single hot blonde white woman to be the only athlete we're allowed to care about and force us to watch 100 profiles of her? They can fuck right off all the way Lauer or no Lauer. - Also if anyone is keeping up, have they picked their blonde for 2018 yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew POE! Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 Garrison Keillor always looked like he would fucking die just standing there reading his dumb stuff about Lake Woebegon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 Maybe this will be the first blow leading to the death of cutesy weekend NPR. God I hate cutesy weekend NPR. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 5 minutes ago, piranesi said: - So if they bring back Ann Curry does that make VEEP more prescient or less prescient? - Isn't NBC's Olympics coverage the one where every four years they pick a single hot blonde white woman to be the only athlete we're allowed to care about and force us to watch 100 profiles of her? They can fuck right off all the way Lauer or no Lauer. - Also if anyone is keeping up, have they picked their blonde for 2018 yet? Isn't Picaboo Street still around? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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