driver Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 George Hamilton is the new Colonel Sanders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 28, 2016 Author Share Posted June 28, 2016 George Hamilton has started to look like Will Ferrel in a George Hamilton costume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 I'm glad they got someone knew, those Jim Gaffigin ones were painful. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 While I'm at it, those Stephen A Smith jerky commericals can die in a fire. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Weak Machine Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 8 hours ago, Kuetsar said: I'm glad they got someone knew, those Jim Gaffigin ones were painful. . . I think Gaffigan is still around playing the "Original Recipe" Colonel. Hamilton is just the "Extra Crispy" Colonel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Koch Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 This has been playing in rotation on Hulu lately and I hate hate hate it. Annoying passive-aggressive condescending cunty customer who is complaining over the way that the worker says "hello" to her entitled ass which makes me glad I don't work in a call center any more. This sort of crap reinforces that people can act like asshats to service workers to get what they want. *retch* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 There are multiple ones in the series and they are fucking awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Why America is the greatest nation in the world as told by an Austrian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerome Miller Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 Okay, I have no idea who the fuck "DJ Khaled" is, never heard of him before, but after being forced to sit through his 'Silk Smoothie Alert' commercial on Youtube, I REALLY want to punch him in the throat as hard as I can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 I had to look up the cunt too. He's, well, just some fat cunt who made some beats for rich people. Excuse the language I'm listening to Hard Skin and they rub off on me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerome Miller Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 I'm really surprised elsalvajeloco hasn't come into this thread to rip this commercial. These are clearly two black people who have "sold out" and "abandoned their cultural heritage" (trademark Angela Davis) and have embraced white yuppie hipsterdom. Look at the woman: while to her credit she doesn't have any product in her hair, she isn't wearing it "natural style" (read: afro) and instead has it in a white, European style combover and ponytail. Plus, she's wearing yoga pants and earbuds rather than Beats by Dre. Clearly, when their fellow New York blacks were marching in protest of the choking death of Eric Garner, these two were sitting in a Starbucks in Brooklyn, working on their iPhones. In fact, when the news of the protests started on New York One, the wife probably asked the barrista to turn down the volume on the TV in the Starbucks so she could hear the Jimmy Fallon monologue from last night on her tablet. So I'm assuming elsalvajeloco doesn't have TV, because otherwise he should be in here threatening to beat these two actors up if they ever come to his neighborhood in Mississippi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerome Miller Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 On 8/27/2016 at 2:40 PM, Curt McGirt said: I had to look up the cunt too. He's, well, just some fat cunt who made some beats for rich people. Excuse the language I'm listening to Hard Skin and they rub off on me Mods, please delete this post due to Curt's use of sexist, mysoginistic language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 Go-Gos = win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwoy2j Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 20 hours ago, Jerome Miller said: I'm really surprised elsalvajeloco hasn't come into this thread to rip this commercial. These are clearly two black people who have "sold out" and "abandoned their cultural heritage" (trademark Angela Davis) and have embraced white yuppie hipsterdom. Look at the woman: while to her credit she doesn't have any product in her hair, she isn't wearing it "natural style" (read: afro) and instead has it in a white, European style combover and ponytail. Plus, she's wearing yoga pants and earbuds rather than Beats by Dre. Clearly, when their fellow New York blacks were marching in protest of the choking death of Eric Garner, these two were sitting in a Starbucks in Brooklyn, working on their iPhones. In fact, when the news of the protests started on New York One, the wife probably asked the barrista to turn down the volume on the TV in the Starbucks so she could hear the Jimmy Fallon monologue from last night on her tablet. So I'm assuming elsalvajeloco doesn't have TV, because otherwise he should be in here threatening to beat these two actors up if they ever come to his neighborhood in Mississippi. I hate all of those Liberty Mutual commercials with a passion. "I wrapped my piece of shit car around a tree and now my insurance rates are going up and the insurance company won't pay for the full value of my car! Whatsupwithdat?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Koch Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 23 hours ago, Pete said: Go-Gos = win. The one where the kids sing "I Was Made for Loving You" is so fucking creepy. I think they pulled it pretty quickly after someone realized that singing kids inferring you want to fuck your car is not really a great sales tactic. 3 hours ago, cwoy2j said: I hate all of those Liberty Mutual commercials with a passion. "I wrapped my piece of shit car around a tree and now my insurance rates are going up and the insurance company won't pay for the full value of my car! Whatsupwithdat?!" The "Brad" one is fucking awful. That one above is bad because it's once again subscribing to the "husband/dad's an idiot" theory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted August 30, 2016 Author Share Posted August 30, 2016 I don't for one moment, believe the story of any of those liberty mutual people. They are all like "So after literally months of paying your insurance bill like almost half the time and only speeding through intersections when you're in a hurry or hangry, you slam into one parked van full of seniors and they're like, not going to give you the new car that you want in the color you want? Like, what happened to my second amendment rights? Anyway, I've set up a gofundme through my insta. If you don't contribute, you're, like, basically Hitler." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 "Are you supposed to drive 3/4 of a car?" No, you have to get one not as good, because actions have consequences. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Yeah dudes but come on. Car insurance is bullshit. You're calling out the extreme example of some entitled twit wanting a whole new great car for free after totaling their current one. What about the fact that car insurance is the only insurance you're afraid to use? As soon as you file a claim, your rates go up. Shit, sometimes your rates go up without filing a claim because too many other people filed claims and the insurance company's profit projections got fucked for the year. That happened to me. My insurance went up so I called the company to ask why. They literally told me, "we had a bad winter." I said, "let me get this straight. My rates are going up because too many other people had accidents in the snow and ice?" Yep. To reiterate, car insurance is bullshit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Totally. Insurance in general is a freaking cartel and among the more unsympathetic business on the planet. Its the insurance company that made the dumb commericals to mock. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 I had a relative that worked in insurance (more the home end) and between people trying to scam them for money (people LOVE upgrading the quality of their lost belongings), which was a regular occurrence, and the shit they were required to put customers through, it was the highest stress job they ever worked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerome Miller Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Those "WWE SuperCard SummerSlam Update pack" commercials with Seth Rollins on YouTube are REALLY fucking irritating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Found this from a yahoo link. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Sorrow Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Ok, there's no way that's real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisM Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 I think John Denver was a talented guy, and "Back Home Again", Take Me Home Country Roads", and "Thank God I'm A Country Boy" are moderately catchy songs. But if I hear "you fill up my seeeeennnseessss/like a sleepy blue ocean", again, I'll open up a vein. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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