jstout Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 I'm telling you guys: the new Colonel Sanders is a George W. Bush homage. The next time you see one of those commercials, imagine W. doing the Colonel's parts. Throw in a few Jon Stewart "heh heh heh"s in there for good measure. It totally fits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OraW7ctloBM COL Sanders: I'm back, America. Me.: Isn't he supposed to be dead? My Girlfriend: Yeah. Me. So.. Zombie.. Robot.. Clone.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 I can't abide by this--bringing back a 'genteel' southerner type that invokes images of him drinking lemonade on his vernada while his 'employees' toil in the fields for chicken livers. Nope. Can't do it. Won't do it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OraW7ctloBM COL Sanders: I'm back, America. Me.: Isn't he supposed to be dead? My Girlfriend: Yeah. Me. So.. Zombie.. Robot.. Clone.. I like how your first reaction is asking that question and not "What kind of financial turmoil is Darrell Hammond in to do this?". You're a kind individual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 I'm not a SJW by any stretch of the imagination, but even so, I find this ad, which seems to be equating a woman with a turd stuck to your toilet bowl, pretty distasteful. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 I can't abide by this--bringing back a 'genteel' southerner type that invokes images of him drinking lemonade on his vernada while his 'employees' toil in the fields for chicken livers. Nope. Can't do it. Won't do it. I am torn. I hate social injustice and slavery but I love tasty chicken livers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Popeye's is better that bland-ass KFC 10 times out of 10 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 I can't abide by this--bringing back a 'genteel' southerner type that invokes images of him drinking lemonade on his vernada while his 'employees' toil in the fields for chicken livers. Nope. Can't do it. Won't do it. I am torn. I hate social injustice and slavery but I love tasty chicken livers. It's all about delicately fried gizzards smothered in hot sauce. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 I can't abide by this--bringing back a 'genteel' southerner type that invokes images of him drinking lemonade on his vernada while his 'employees' toil in the fields for chicken livers. Nope. Can't do it. Won't do it. I am torn. I hate social injustice and slavery but I love tasty chicken livers. It's all about delicately fried gizzards smothered in hot sauce. Well I know what unhealthy thing I will be eating for lunch today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtVanderlay Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 I like how your first reaction is asking that question and not "What kind of financial turmoil is Darrell Hammond in to do this?". You're a kind individual. Granted, it was back in 2003, but my homecoming committe paid Hammond close to $30,000 to play our college homecoming week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtVanderlay Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Popeye's is better that bland-ass KFC 10 times out of 10 You have to remember that, to avoid paying royalties to the creators of Popeye the Sailor Man, Popeye's Chicken & Waffles claims that they were named after the Gene Hackman character from The French Connection. So, fried chicken made by a racist plantation owner, or fried chicken made by a racist New York cop who guns down innocent FBI agents by accident. Your choice. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSJ Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Church's anyone? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 If loving 11 Cajun herbs and spices is wrong, I don't want to be right. Holy shit, I thought Bojangle's had gone out of business and was absorbed into Popeyes. Apparently: 1) I'm wrong about that 2) There's a Boojangle's right up the street form my job What a beautiful day this is turning out to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Church's anyone? No, thank you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Popeye's is better that bland-ass KFC 10 times out of 10 You have to remember that, to avoid paying royalties to the creators of Popeye the Sailor Man, Popeye's Chicken & Waffles claims that they were named after the Gene Hackman character from The French Connection. So, fried chicken made by a racist plantation owner, or fried chicken made by a racist New York cop who guns down innocent FBI agents by accident. Your choice. Is my memory off or didn't King Features actually license their characters to Popeye's for awhile in the 70s-80s? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Bojangles is key for the late sleeper because they serve breakfast all day. Sometimes a man wants a steak biscuit at 3 in the afternoon. Seasoned fries are good, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MADCAP Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I can't abide by this--bringing back a 'genteel' southerner type that invokes images of him drinking lemonade on his vernada while his 'employees' toil in the fields for chicken livers. Nope. Can't do it. Won't do it. I am torn. I hate social injustice and slavery but I love tasty chicken livers. Thank you for the new sig. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I LOVE me so KFC, I just hate the new commercials. Then again I think ALL of the Popeyes commericals are annoying too. Then again in SLC where I grew up, all we had was KFC, so I might be biased. I drove by the original KFC so many times I couldn't possibly count, then they had to tear it down(hell probably 20 years ago now). . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Koch Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Add Tylenol to the "trolling the rubes" list. http://youtu.be/c33dTK7nUqo I'm beginning to wonder which "wholesome" company doing LGBT-friendly ads (Expedia, General Mills, Allstate, Coca Cola, etc etc etc) will finally convince the mouth-breathers that they're on the wrong side of history. People should take more offense to that inane hashtag than dudes getting married. So sick of commericals trying to use them, especially if a person actually says hashtag whatever in them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sydneybrown Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 I just saw this for the first time yesterday and I gotta admit: this one completely caught me off-guard. Might be the best Sonic commercial ever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2W89BkLdh84 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted July 2, 2015 Author Share Posted July 2, 2015 Has there been a movie title that has a # at the beginning yet? It's really consistent how some stupid phrase shows up as a movie title roughly four years after it got too annoying for any human to use it unironically. I just was flipping through my channel guide, for instance, and saw "That awkward moment when" (2014)... starring?... Zac Ephron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Jared from the Subway commercials has his house searched in a Child porn investigation. . . http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/cops-raid-home-subway-spokesman-jared-fogle-n387926?cid=sm_fb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comedian Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Man KFC back in the 80's was the best shit ever...I guess they started to fall off in the 90's when people started to expect fried chicken to be healthy or something... On a different note, is there anyone else who's really grown to hate Liberty Mutual commercials? You know, the ones where people stand there with the Statue of Liberty in the background while they prattle on...like the girl who thinks its unfair for your insurance company to penalize you for causing an accident, or the guy who doesn't understand the concept of depreciation, or especially the "you loved Brad" girl... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 This one's been irritating me of late. Could they have found a whinier, more effete singer? This guy makes Morrissey sound like Howlin' Wolf. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 This one's been irritating me of late. Could they have found a whinier, more effete singer? This guy makes Morrissey sound like Howlin' Wolf. This one must be BANNED for my sanity. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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