NikoBaltimore Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 10 hours ago, Curt McGirt said: I just saw a FREAKY Twix commercial. It had a young Asian girl and apparently her father standing in a boarded up house. All of the sudden a floating candle appears along with a Raiden-esque character with a big round hat and a bell and a staff appears. He approaches and the girl steps on his shadow; he vanishes. Then the candle and man appear again. The father lunges from the boarded up window to save her or something and the man stomps on HIS shadow. He immediately turns into a corpse and vanishes, leaving the girl holding his clothes and crying. The bell man whispers something to her (the sound was off, sorry)... and the screen cuts to the Twix logo and "Happy Halloween!" Yeah, that's a trip. You'd be surprised how hard it is to find that commercial on Youtube. All I see are about ones involving a boy in a dress and your typical right wing titles talking about it. But I found this Skittles one that is pretty neat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 (edited) 8 hours ago, Ryan said: I'm always perplexed seeing JB Smoove and especially Patton Oswalt, who I adore, in those Caesar's ads, but then I laugh realizing Patton doesn't give a flying fuck about sports in real life and it amuses me even more. But Patton looks so awesome in his toga, laurel wreath crown, and sunshades. JB Smooth is also absurdly great looking. Edited October 29, 2021 by J.T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Yeah, in my search all I found was TWIX COMMERCIAL PROMOTES TRANSSEXUALITY! and then you go and find a Skittles commercial with lesbian witches 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 On 10/28/2021 at 11:47 PM, Ryan said: I'm always perplexed seeing JB Smoove and especially Patton Oswalt, who I adore, in those Caesar's ads, but then I laugh realizing Patton doesn't give a flying fuck about sports in real life and it amuses me even more. Oswalt is guest starring on Curb next week and it's doing my head in. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 (edited) Maybe he'll play the cousin of the video rental clerk from Seinfeld. Edited November 2, 2021 by Ryan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Contentious C Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 I saw this today and swore at first that it said "Nutz about Deez". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 Dear Youtube, I don't need to know every single day that I have almost 5-10 pound of toxic poop in my system. Seriously what kind of history do I have that triggers this commercial every single time I watch a video 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Contentious C Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 So we're just never going to mention the DirecTV commercial with Serena Williams where the lady on the couch gets a massive girl boner at the thought of Serena as Wonder Woman? OK, cool cool... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 How about those weird liberty mutual commercials? Exactly what doesn't a person need about car insurance to make it customizable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 (edited) I know there is a warning on it but is it REALLY a good idea on the liberty mutual commercial to allow the dork to get stung by a spider because he thinks he gets powers. We really are expecting much intellectually from a typical user doing this Edited November 24, 2021 by hammerva 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 I wanted the emu, the true star, to get the spider powers so the bird can finally feel like experiencing flight. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 On 11/23/2021 at 7:57 PM, hammerva said: I know there is a warning on it but is it REALLY a good idea on the liberty mutual commercial to allow the dork to get stung by a spider because he thinks he gets powers. We really are expecting much intellectually from a typical user doing this We're living in a timeline where people traveled to Dallas on the rumor that JFK Jr would show up and pledge his loyalty to TFG. Need I say more? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 There are still some there... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 (edited) Just want to shout out a big "fuck you" to Google for putting footage of Michael K. Williams in their tear-jerker holidays ad. He deserves the acknowledgement but it just strikes me as exploitative. And what are they doing advertising for themselves anyway? THEY. ARE. EVERYWHERE. They literally live inside every American cell phone user's pocket. There is no need. EDIT: And now Subaru is on the tube patting themselves on the back for charity work. You aren't supposed to brag about that sort of thing, you dildos. Edited December 21, 2021 by Curt McGirt 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonial Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Contentious C Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 (edited) The new Samsung Fold commercial continues to demonstrate that Imagine Dragons make everything worse. And it makes me glad I moved away from them with the new phone I bought this summer. Edited December 28, 2021 by Contentious C 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Koch Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 I'm good with never seeing Kate Mackinnon in a commercial again, especially since they run her stupid Verizon ads during every commercial break on NFL games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 This is not exactly a commercial per se but I assure you it's worth your time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 On 12/28/2021 at 10:18 AM, Neil Koch said: I'm good with never seeing Kate Mackinnon in a commercial again, especially since they run her stupid Verizon ads during every commercial break on NFL games. I see those on nbcs soccer coverage but never bothered to see who she was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 (edited) On 12/25/2021 at 9:22 PM, colonial said: colonial has me on ignore. I posted this on Page 56. Not sure how I feel about Medusa petrifying a guy for flirting with her, but it has Chun-Li by Nicki Minaj in it so I can forgive a little. Edited January 4, 2022 by J.T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonial Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 51 minutes ago, J.T. said: colonial has me on ignore. I posted this on Page 56. Not sure how I feel about Medusa petrifying a guy for flirting with her, but it has Chun-Li by Nicki Minaj in it so I can forgive a little. Sorry about that. My mistake. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Contentious C Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 OK, TV shows that would be substantially improved by replacing the main character with Li'l Sweet from the Dr. Pepper commercials! I'll start: How I Met Your Mother (fine, that one is cheating) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 I thought it was funny that there was a Do Not Attempt disclaimer about people doing the famous spit take when drinking something. Like has that really been an issue where had facial issues because did the Muta spot with their drink. Even if it was coffee it can't be that hot once it is in someone else mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Koch Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 On 1/15/2022 at 7:51 PM, hammerva said: I thought it was funny that there was a Do Not Attempt disclaimer about people doing the famous spit take when drinking something. Like has that really been an issue where had facial issues because did the Muta spot with their drink. Even if it was coffee it can't be that hot once it is in someone else mouth It's probably for the company to cover their ass in case a Spit Take Challenge starts on TikTok or whatever and people are going around doing spit takes on people. My favorite example of the Do Not Attempt stuff is that is basically on every car commercial. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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