Nice Guy Eddie Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 45 minutes ago, RIPPA said: So apparently the mystery team in the tag tournament is the fucking Headbangers. No I am not making that up. Jesus Christ, why? This would have been a good time to bring in 3.0 for another one-off as Jamoke 1 & 2. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Green Meanie Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 1 hour ago, RIPPA said: So apparently the mystery team in the tag tournament is the fucking Headbangers. No I am not making that up. FIFTY. ...But it would have been 100 if it were Lo Down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyld Samurai Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 That's going to go over like a fart in church. I think Billy & Chuck would get a better reaction. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HumanChessgame Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 I'd much rather have The Headhunters. I had no idea the Headbangers were even still active, but I guess they fit the bill when it comes to "C-list Monday Night Wars Era Nostalgia Act" that gets advertised on Every Indy Wrestling Show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 19 minutes ago, Wyld Samurai said: That's going to go over like a fart in church. I think Billy & Chuck would get a better reaction. They are promising more LGBT characters. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 We knew Jim Cornette was to blame for The Headbangers in ROH, but who takes the blame for them in 2016 WWE? I know it all ultimately ends with Vince, but who would suggest the fucking Headbangers? Was Too Cool not available? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 59 minutes ago, odessasteps said: They are promising more LGBT characters. the Rob Halford version of the Headbangers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 34 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: I know it all ultimately ends with Vince We don't know that. There's a pretty good chance he'll show up at Smackdown and go, "Who the fuck hired Beaver Cleavage and the other one?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Green Meanie Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 6 hours ago, (BP) said: We don't know that. There's a pretty good chance he'll show up at Smackdown and go, "Who the fuck hired Beaver Cleavage and the other one?" I'm waiting for the comedy Vince "where have you been?" moment a la Jimmy Yang Wang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 As The Miz would say....AWESOME promo by the Miz. Excluding Tough Enough, Miz was always able to cut a promo but this one on Daniel Bryan tops the one walking from backstage to the ring when WWE United States Champion talking about JBL throwing him from the locker room. Best Smackdown Live since the split started, Really like the new Smackdown Live Tag Team Titles, the silver plates and blue straps unlike RAW's bronze plates with black straps look better for these changes. Understand why the Smackdown Women's Title is essentially the RAW Women's Championship belt changing the red background in the centre plate for the blue of Smackdown Live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 That's cold 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Maryse "Zero Chill" Ouellet-Mizanin for the fucking win. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APO Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Man, Maryse is fucking vicious. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyld Samurai Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Is she related to Carl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamal Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 LOL Maryse is a savage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Sweetser Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 On 8/26/2016 at 5:06 PM, OSJ said: I first read that as "Headshrinkers", and thought well, I suppose that's okay... Then I saw what you actually wrote and can't imagine too many worse choices... Well, maybe Rip and Larry Oliver, considering that Rip's in his sixties and was never any good in his prime and his kid never really had a prime. Rip and Larry are far better promos than the Headbangers ever were. I'll go with the Olivers. And Rip was awesome, damn you. Not as fun as Al Madril, but still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 11 hours ago, Wyld Samurai said: Is she related to Carl? Not the wrestling one Ironically - her father's name was Carl Ouellet but not the one who worked as a Quebecer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintedbynumbers Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 On 8/26/2016 at 11:26 AM, Reed said: Oh, and also from Jericho's biography: Batista telling Jericho, Malenko and the referee as soon as Vince left the room that he'd pay their $5,000 fines for the blading stuff was rather quite heartwarming, Because Jericho could have afforded it, easily. But Batista knew it might have been a different deal for Malenko and the referee. Hey before you call batista Mother Teresa remember he was banging Melina while she was with Johnny Nitro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Sorrow Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 4 minutes ago, paintedbynumbers said: Hey before you call batista Mother Teresa remember he was banging Melina while she was with Johnny Nitro. Yeah, but when it's a cuckolding situation that's on Morrison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintedbynumbers Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, Johnny Sorrow said: Yeah, but when it's a cuckolding situation that's on Morrison. well yeah. I'l give you that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted August 28, 2016 Author Share Posted August 28, 2016 9 minutes ago, paintedbynumbers said: Hey before you call batista Mother Teresa remember he was banging Melina while she was with Johnny Nitro. Also he paid their fines in collectible thermoses and his valuations were sketchy given the market at the time. The referee got two Dora the Explorers, neither with intact sippy straws and you try selling those today and see what you get. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 17 hours ago, APO said: Man, Maryse is fucking vicious. You should see her with a pair of scissors or a softball. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 If we're talking wrestling bios, William Regal's book still offered one of the coldest little exchanges between a husband and wife I think I've ever read. *context* Regal was doing an absurd amount of booze and drugs and making himself, his wife, his kids, and everyone around him frigging miserable *Regal's wife* "I think one day the police are going to show up at my door and tell me you died in a drink-driving crash." *Regal* "You worry about that?" *Regal's wife* "No. I just wonder whether I will be able to look sufficiently sad enough when they tell me the news." (And they're still together to this day!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 Mrs Regal for the Diss of the Century, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 On 8/24/2016 at 10:05 PM, Burgundy LaRue said: Bryan IS a moron. Because why would anyone sacrifice 25 years of their natural life for pro wrestling? I understand wanting to be the best. It's admirable. But not to where your wife is basically begging you to think of your future children. Why would Bryan put Brie through the real possibility of having to feed him through a straw--because he had to go for one last headbutt? Where is that fair to Brie and the life she wants with her husband? It's not all about him. The biggest difference between Bryan and Miz is that even when Bryan reached the top of the mountain, he was determined to do more. Something beyond understanding. Be happier than happy. Miz made to the top in his own way--and knew when to be satisfied with a job well done. Neither way is wrong. True. But Bryan became wrong the moment he started shitting on Miz for Miz's personal choices and what Miz wants to do with his own body. That's what that segment was about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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