Rev Ray Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 The power has apparently been restored. BUT LANA'S HAIR IS PINK AND FRIZZY! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBaltimore Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 Raw is Thunderstruck, you say? Well, shit, only one thing to add to this scenario: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 Beware of Dog 2: the quickening 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 Stephanie: "Godammit does anyone have a charger with juice for my Ipad?" Mick Foley looks at his clipboard and smiles. ... Mick Foley then immediately wanders into the parking garage and forgets where he is or why he's holding a clipboard. 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 "Charger with juice for my Ipad" is the new "Does anyone have a cella phone?" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt788 Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Los Matadors disappeared months ago, and those two wrestlers from the Puerto Rico tourism board have been awful silent about that subject. I am calling The Hunt with Jon Walsh. I am concerned for the safety of Fernando and Diego. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Fuck the Summerslam card, I just wanna see Heath Slater get another chance at Brock Lesnar. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 - Well, they did their best to give some juice to the Women's and US title angles. I was especially proud of Charlotte and Dana aping Ric and Arn to a strong response. And in the latter case, a Cobra Clutch is always a win here. goddamnmotherfuckingReignspush - Looked at that belt hanging from THE DEMON KING's head again and changed the channel. What a joke. Brother Nero in full makeup is scarier looking because you know he's actually crazy. The crowd footage of the audience run-in ("Rollins is in a trance!" ...nice save, Michael) should be fun when it comes out on Botchamania though. - Tom... Tim... Bryan... whatever being the butt of JeriKO's jokes, "The Stephanie MacMahon" and "The Daniel", and Heyman's reaction to Slater gave me some chuckles. But damn Brock, the comment about making Heath's kids into orphans is RIGHT THERE! And at least come back and beat him up some more, even if it was after the commercial break. - Y'all can bitch about Cesaro/Sheamus being a Best of Seven but you know it'll be good. They can even gimmick it up if they want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 15 minutes ago, Matt788 said: Los Matadors disappeared months ago, and those two wrestlers from the Puerto Rico tourism board have been awful silent about that subject. I am calling The Hunt with Jon Walsh. I am concerned for the safety of Fernando and Diego. One of them, or maybe both, were purported to be part of the Colon clan. If that is true, then they know how to bend the law to their will so I wouldn't worry. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Keep telling me how Reigns flat out sucks, come on now. Rusev is a god and needs to be Champion of the Universe like, yesterday. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 He doesn't flat-out suck. But he doesn't deserve to go over Rusev. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Results from Monday Night RAW. Corpus Christi, TX, Mon. Aug. 15, 2016: Spoiler Sasha Banks' pants DEF. My pants (Time: 00:07). (Current records: Sasha Banks' Pants 1-0-0; My pants 0-1638-1) 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 When that Holey Foley commercial was playing I was figuring out how much money I would pay the USA network for a show where Mick and Noelle Foley visit the CRISSSSLYES but like Funny Games style. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie M. Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 There were about 10 interesting minutes on the show this week. The JeriKO backstage segment, Charlotte beating down Sasha, and Brock/Heath. The rest was painfully boring and counterproductive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Cesaro vs Sheamus in a best of seven is what we get for complaining about 50/50 booking. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Yeah her pants were pretty much painted on. Not mad at that. That fucking Lesnar and Heath Slater segment wow. I loved it. Heath's post-draft story has been the best shit going on right now. He was money, Heyman was money and Lesnar was great too. "I don't give a shit about your kids" Oh my. The show was okay, not great but it was okay. I enjoyed the hell out of Rusev and Reigns. Does this mean Rusev might retain now? hmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Ray Posted August 16, 2016 Author Share Posted August 16, 2016 It felt like that Rollins/Finn demon segment was a bad idea to me, but it seemed like the crowd ate it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 What we learned tonight: 1) Even a lightning strike from God couldn't stop RAW from opening with a boring Seth Rollins promo. 2) Even being a palm tree in a parking lot without a t.v. can't save you from having to listen to a Seth Rollins promo on Monday night. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Lana staring daggers into Rusev at the end. So, how quick does she file for a TV annulment and moves over to Roman, who won her 'honor' tonight? Because that actually happened. Heath Slater is really good. A smiling Brock is not one I need to see ever again. Did Heyman pretty much say Brock would mount and rape Orton at SummerSlam? Not sure why they would put Demon Finn and Rusev/Reigns on tonight, but both segments were well received, so that's all that matters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisM Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 The highlights were KO and Y2J, Sasha's leather clad booty, Sheamus vs Sami, a brief appearance by demon Finn, Brock killing Slater, and a surprisingly great main event, which seemed to be one of the only things that woke the crowd up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Just now, mattdangerously said: Cesaro vs Sheamus in a best of seven is what we get for complaining about 50/50 booking. A best of Sheamus series of Sheamuses in a steel Davey Sheamus is our punishment for complaining about Sheamus. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoffman Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 He may not think much of Heath's kids, but at least Brock gives a shit about the censor's kids to keep food on their table for another week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Completely forgot about poor Sami finally being thrown a bone by being given a distraction win... against... Sheamus... Can they at least call an audible and have him vs. Neville for the hot high-flying opener a la WCW? (btw, Neville like much more of an adult with the facial hair) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 One of Sami or Cesaro needs to be on Smackdown. Does Sami even have a match on Sunday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluffSnackwell Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Did Heyman utter the phrase "Beast in heat?" This can only mean one thing for Orton at Summerslam: TKO'd by DETHRAPE, 3:12 1st Round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts