DreamBroken Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 8 hours ago, NickMD said: I'm not sure about the child services part, but it is interesting that he's participating in this to such a degree. I wasn't a big fan of that part, but thought the rest of this was great. I feel this validated my point that Decay need to be in some kind of horror movie, that shit was awesome. It might not have had the memorable quotes/moments like the first one did, but I loved it. Really liked Matt calling one of the spot monkeys Nick and Matt, the Bucks of Youth. Would definitely love a Decay horror movie. The spot monkeys bit cracked me up good. "And this is Andrew Everett.. Oh hello Mandrews!" followed by explaining Brother Nero was a recovering spot monkey who used to love hanging upside down and jumping off things like them. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Of course Maxel was calm around Rosemary. Just look at his immediate family. He was probably relieved to finally be around somebody who was relatively normal for once. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Ray Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 When Matt inhaled the mist, I thought of this: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Ray Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Since it's fun to document the documentation of Broken Matt Hardy... - 2:28 - it was nice of Senor Benjamin to open up the Hardy Personal Zoo to the general public. - I would have thought Abraham Lincoln would have been the better person to speak to given his wrestling background. - Do we think the giraffe taking the hat was an adlib? - With many of these videos, you watch and go "What could have gone wrong", having to explain why Matt or Jeff were missing a show because they got fucked up by kangaroo kicking them. - 5:37 - when the guy is changing radio stations, almost wish he played this instead of in the pines. Also note "1979" by Smashing Pumpkins is the initial song he turned off - 6:30 - This is why you totally don't pick hitchhikers kids. - 6:48 - They totally fucked that guy right? At least Decay will give road head in exchange for a ride. It's the unwritten rule of the road. - 7:32 - So when this happens: I would totally be in for Senor Benjamin in the next installment of Machete (Machete Kills Again? or Machete Kills in Space?) Also... how many bodies has Senor Benjamin buried? - 8:39 - Debating if this had turned into a Home Alone scenerio if it might have been better. - 9:30 - I hope it was a rainy year in Cameron or the Hardy property would have gone up like a tinder box. - 10:45 - Skarsgaard! YOU TRAITOROUS DILAPIDATED BOAT! - 11:55 - The return of Joseph Park is glorious. I would love it if the Hardy's lake was the Fountain of Gimmicks past. Everyone falls in the pool and shows up as an alter ego or old gimmick. - 12:40 - "Have a little fire Brother Nero!" - 13:10 - I would have loved if Rosemary was hiding in the Hardy herb garden behind a planting of Rosemary, complete with little sign that said "Rosemary" - 14:40 - Is the floaty used to choke Jeff the same caterpillar theme as the extraordinary xylophone? - 16:15 - Matt's delivery of "That was so... unselfish" I guess is giving him a reason to not be the meglomaniacal oppressor of Jeff now form a story line standpoint. - 16:55 - Vanguard 1's attack on Decay reminded me of this: - 17:16 - Well of course Reby gets taken out. She's wielding a frying pan, where was your cavalry sword? - 17:45 - If Vanguard 1 started singing Daisy ala Hal 9000.... This is so like the end of the Empire Strikes Back. Matt still has his son, but his obsolete mule is injured and his gardener has been abducted. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Thinking about the random Honky Tonk Man appearance on Lucha Underground, for half a second I swore that was Necro Butcher as the truck driver. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 If the Hardy's don't win Best Gimmick, Feud of the Year, and Match off the Year the I'll fade away and classify myself as obsolete. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 On 9/9/2016 at 3:55 PM, RIPPA said: The fucking back road ambush of that poor redneck was the best 90's slasher movie homage ever. I'd like to think that I would've been smart enough not to fall for the Rosemary bait, but those tiny leather shorts were on fleek! ... so hopefully I would've regained consciousness before anyone found me face down in the middle of the road with my jeans around my ankles... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBaltimore Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 10 minutes ago, Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 said: If the Hardy's don't win Best Gimmick, Feud of the Year, and Match off the Year the I'll fade away and classify myself as obsolete. OBSOLETE!!!! Sorry, it's a knee-jerk reaction. Between that and everytime I see/hear the word Delete my mind immediately goes to this angle. Thanks, Hardys. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamBroken Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 Breaking! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RIPPA Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 The fact that none of you caught the fact that in the pool fight - Jeff was using techniques from fighting the Kangaroo saddens me Also - they sure made poor immobile Abyss do a lot of running I shouldn't have laughed but Abyss having to stop because his hair legit caught on fire was a knee slapper I also liked how they gave Steve regenerative powers so they could film things out of order Honestly - the only negative to me is that Rosemary is FAR too good of a wrestler for these things. Like everyone else is so broken down that I much rather them doing this nonsense. Rosemary should be challenging Allie (well technically should have been) for the Knockouts title Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 40 minutes ago, RIPPA said: Honestly - the only negative to me is that Rosemary is FAR too good of a wrestler for these things. Like everyone else is so broken down that I much rather them doing this nonsense. Rosemary should be challenging Allie (well technically should have been) for the Knockouts title I think that Rosemary is too charismatic for her own good and the effort she puts into the gimmick is definitely better than TNA deserves. I don't think the book is ready to have her run too far away from Decay since she IS Decay. And Allie's not the champ anymore, is she? I thought she took the Finger Poke of Doom from Commisioner Maria on the September 1st show that was taped weeks ago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DreamBroken Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 Also the new pro wrestling themed music video from Mandrews' band featuring a small but great Broken Matt cameo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go2Sleep Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 4 hours ago, RIPPA said: The fact that none of you caught the fact that in the pool fight - Jeff was using techniques from fighting the Kangaroo saddens me I swear I was gonna come in here and post just that. Better psychology than 98% of wrestling today. I also loved the Joseph Park cameo with his terrible Spanish. How is TNA making something this good in 2016? It's too bad that DVD sets are OBSOLETE because this would make one hell of a set. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEN! Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 Decay must've taken poor Senor to the land of the Cleve and made him attend the local fight of the bums. Punk vs. Gall. Smokin' Joe vs. Brother Nero. A tale of two battles. One featured surprisingly impressive stand-up and takedown defense. The other featured a competitor hopping out of their corner like a kangaroo before getting handled like a small child at a Double J MMA exhibition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabremike Posted September 14, 2016 Share Posted September 14, 2016 I want to know if his zoo contains an elk with the soul of Ludwig von Mises that doubles as his financial planner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Ray Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 I would watch the fuck out of Senor and the Drone... this fall on Pop TV. Coming soon to a pair of underwear at a gimmick stand near you.... MENDOZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I missed the first 10 minutes of the show. I am now pissed I had to see Grado get pasted by Lashley instead of this. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Ray Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 6 minutes of the segments up on youtube. So notes from this: - Once again, Jeff Hardy coming up with his heel belt was tremendous. If Matt did a Rocket J Squirrel "Wrong Pond!" ala the Bullwinkle hat gag, I would have lost it. - Senor Benjamin Facts per rebooted Vanguard 1 Place of Origin Unknown Height and Weight Unknown Other Attributes: - Expert in Lawncare and Well-versed in Massacre - Best Friends with a Troublemaking Drone - Favorite Dishes: Plantanos Maduros and Vengana Frio - Master Chess Player - Licensed Back Hoe Operator - Graduated First with Honors in Tazoring - Munitions Specialist 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBaltimore Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 I actually paid for the PPV just to see that match. I know TNA didn't put it up, but I sure feel like a jackass ordering the show. But holy cow what a fun match. So much to digest and I'm definitely watching it again. At least I bought it under the assumption that would be their last show, but that's something to discuss in the show thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 Them driving in the truck was like me trying to stay slow enough that I still get credit for walking in Pokemon Go 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 That entrance is incredible. I never thought in 2016 the Hardys would be my favorite wrestling act. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Ray Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 Because it's Matt Hardy, THIS. MUST. BE. DOCUMENTED! - Great entrance by the Hardys. I loved that Reby worked Live for the Moment into the beginning of the piano stuff. - The drawback to the impact zone having so few people on one side is that the Hardys logically play to the crowd, but that requires them turning their back on the camera.. - So, I'm assuming Jeff Hardy's reincarnation after the bath was Jimmy Jack Tompkins? Also, if he had said "MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING" when Rosemary misted him when the glasses were down, he would be automatically in every hall of fame. the Observer Hall of Fame, the baseball Hall of Fame, the Cleveland Style Polka Hall of Fame.... - The trucker admits that Decay sodomized him. - For a second I thought we were going to have a King of the Road 2 match. - I like that Maxel was keeping his eye on the downed Crazzy Steve when he came in the ring, he knows the score, you don't take your eyes of a motherfucker. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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