The Z Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 Now I'm wondering, if Chris Hero is wearing a muffler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 29 minutes ago, L_W_P said: I thought name dropping the Revolting Blob would be enough to set off the sarcasm detectors but apprentely not... Maybe it needed a Fat Bastard gif from one of those Austin Powers movies to go with it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 1 hour ago, mattdangerously said: Those guys were all proper fat guys, though. Like fat enough to squash you into paste. Hero just looks sloppy fat, and he doesn't wrestle like a fat guy. If he cultivated some more mass and started squishing dudes more, he'd probably get less criticism. It wouldn't hurt if he bought some gear that fit, too. Even Dusty had the decency to pull his trunks up over his tummy. I've long been saying that Hero needs to switch his attire. Maybe a return to the hefty bag pants and the CH Superman logo top. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 59 minutes ago, L_W_P said: I thought name dropping the Revolting Blob would be enough to set off the sarcasm detectors but apprentely not... It was a good reference. Billy Madison was Adam Sandler's finest work. Can we confirm that Chris Spradlin, is in fact, not an elementary school principal by day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBaltimore Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 17 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: I've long been saying that Hero needs to switch his attire. Maybe a return to the hefty bag pants and the CH Superman logo top. Not sure about the hefty bag pants, but wholeheartedly agree on the CH logo top. That look is what I associate best with Hero, even though I've seen him recently. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurningBeard Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 Sorry folks, but fat old Chris Hero dressing up like sprightly young Chris Hero would just be sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 3 minutes ago, CreativeControl said: Sorry folks, but fat old Chris Hero dressing up like sprightly young Chris Hero would just be sad. Chris Hero is not fat. He has a nice personality. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 But does this mean we see Hero at a Very Hardy Christmas next month on Pop? Will the artist formerly known as Sandow officially hand over the stunt gimmick to Chris, or will they team up and face Matt and Jeff in a Vanguard on a Pole on the shores of Lake Gimmicktonka match? Guest referee: "Steel" Davey Richards, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurningBeard Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 28 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: Chris Hero is not fat. He has a nice personality. Sorry, I meant phat. Coz he's still pretty great in the ring 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 The latest incarnation of Chris Hero -- surly chubby dude who dresses like a wrestler and straight up brutalizes dudes -- is my favorite incarnation of Chris Hero to date. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 There is a spiritual war going on in Chris's mid-section between Adrian Adonis and Eric Embry. From the look of Chris's facial hair, Eric Embry is winning. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 2 hours ago, J.T. said: There is a spiritual war going on in Chris's mid-section Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 Wanted: 1 Brother Hero match with Jim Ross commentary. Beforehand, convince JR that the finish is called the "Swanton Blob!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dewar Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 Hero wishes he was as awesome, or as sleazy, as Eric Embry. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 Matt's Twitter account is also hot fire living the gimmick 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 I'm sure it's been said somewhere in these 40 pages, but Matt Hardy is the gift that keeps on giving. I'd like a Matt video channeling Bob Ross; giving us the joy of painting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 "LAID BACK" needs to be screencapped for us to use Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 1,000 posts in here. Congrats, friends and fans of Vanguard 1. Is it a horrible thing to ask what would happen if Amnesiac Matt got a tweet from Lita? I'm thinking a Miss Congeniality reference and a whole lot of awkward responses within the retweets. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVA Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 Just when I thought I was over this whole act, Amnesiac Matt pulled me back in. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Ray Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 Matt's way of riding on Jeff's motorcycle was fucking hilarious... and I was afraid he was going to some how jam his ankles into the pavement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 The screencap gives away the surprise but the whole setup is super fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 Okay so I'm waiting for this gimmick to get played out and it isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dewar Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 Yeah, Amnesia Matt this week killed it. Especially liked Senor Benjamin making him do his work, and the SCRIBE!!!! showing up at the lake. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Ray Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 I do love that the dynamic has been Matt crazy, everyone else sort of normal but sort of trying to help him along to everyone being crazy on the same page to Matt now "normal" and everyone else crazy trying to get him back to crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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