RIPPA Posted January 5, 2016 Author Share Posted January 5, 2016 Is Mason Ryan to Cirque du Soleil the weirdest post wrestling transition ever? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trocar Slush Weasel Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 (edited) Well, AJ is for sure done now. (Spoilers, in case you don't want to know the result of one of today's match at Korakuen Hall) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hpZzIqGFn0 Edited January 5, 2016 by RIPPA Used tags since the video title says what happens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinit Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 What other gaijin young lions are in the NJPW dojo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Regarding the Superman Punch, it's been called that for over a decade in MMA (can't speak for other combat sports). I can't see DC giving a shit now, provided WWE doesn't start selling merch with "Superman" on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 DC and Marvel are pretty harsh with the "superhero" trademark though. http://www.theouthousers.com/index.php/news/134119-why-are-marvel-and-dc-suddenly-so-trademark-sue-happy.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Z Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 What other gaijin young lions are in the NJPW dojo? Apart from who? They have Jey White, David Finlay, Juice Robinson and Cody Hall. I think that's all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinit Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Other than Cody Hall, sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Regarding the Superman Punch, it's been called that for over a decade in MMA (can't speak for other combat sports). I can't see DC giving a shit now, provided WWE doesn't start selling merch with "Superman" on it. They should call it the Ubermensch Punch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinit Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 So what exactly is Cheeseburger's gimmick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwoy2j Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Regarding the Superman Punch, it's been called that for over a decade in MMA (can't speak for other combat sports). I can't see DC giving a shit now, provided WWE doesn't start selling merch with "Superman" on it. They should call it the Ubermensch Punch. I'm surprised Vince didn't print up "God is dead" t-shirts when he was feuding with Michaels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stro Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 So what exactly is Cheeseburger's gimmick? He's a cheeseburger. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 I thought he was supposed to be a Greek diner owner. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Sigh... I really gotta figure out a way to require folks to read before posting If you can both figure that out AND figure out a way to sell it, I'd like to invest. Me too. I suggest a steel Davey Richards..... SURROUNDED BY AN ELECTRIFIED DAVEY RICHARDS! I'll come by and pick up my check in the morning. So what exactly is Cheeseburger's gimmick? That's like asking what the Cruel Connection or Randy Mulkey's gimmicks were. He's a skinny guy willing to die for our mild amusement. What else does he need? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 I thought he was supposed to be a Greek diner owner. OPA! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 So what exactly is Cheeseburger's gimmick? He's a cheeseburger. His gimmick should be he ate too much LSD or smoked too much PCP and now believes he is a cheeseburger and tries to avoid being eaten by your stereotypical fat wrestling fan. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinit Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 But is he a cheeseburger? Does he like cheeseburgers? Does he LOVE cheeseburgers? Is he a tribute act to Nino Hamburguesa from AAA? Suckas gots to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 He's skinny. So it's more of a GET THAT MOTHERFUCKER A CHEESEBURGER thing that became him just being called Cheeseburger in wrestling school and it stuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Z Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 But is he a cheeseburger? Does he like cheeseburgers? Does he LOVE cheeseburgers? Is he a tribute act to Nino Hamburguesa from AAA? Suckas gots to know. I normally wouldn't endorse anyone to sign with TNA, but if he is a cheeseburger, there's a dreammatch waiting to happen in TNA. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 So what exactly is Cheeseburger's gimmick?He's a cheeseburger.His gimmick should be he ate too much LSD or smoked too much PCP and now believes he is a cheeseburger and tries to avoid being eaten by your stereotypical fat wrestling fan. I used to have a client that thought he was a carton of orange juice. He hid in the corners of the day-group room because he was afraid someone would bump into him and he would spill. (One of my colleagues from the psychoanalytic camp made some gross - in both senses of the term - interpretations of this fear of "spilling".) One time he pissed off another (female) client, so she chased him around the room with a straw. We ended up having to hospitalize him. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Sorrow Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 So what exactly is Cheeseburger's gimmick?He's a cheeseburger.His gimmick should be he ate too much LSD or smoked too much PCP and now believes he is a cheeseburger and tries to avoid being eaten by your stereotypical fat wrestling fan.I used to have a client that thought he was a carton of orange juice. He hid in the corners of the day-group room because he was afraid someone would bump into him and he would spill. (One of my colleagues from the psychoanalytic camp made some gross - in both senses of the term - interpretations of this fear of "spilling".)One time he pissed off another (female) client, so she chased him around the room with a straw. We ended up having to hospitalize him. I'm sorry, that's the funniest thing I've read in forever. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 According to Kevin Kelly, he's called Cheeseburger because he's so skinny he should be eating cheeseburgers to bulk up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 or according to me three posts ago 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 So what exactly is Cheeseburger's gimmick?He's a cheeseburger.His gimmick should be he ate too much LSD or smoked too much PCP and now believes he is a cheeseburger and tries to avoid being eaten by your stereotypical fat wrestling fan.I used to have a client that thought he was a carton of orange juice. He hid in the corners of the day-group room because he was afraid someone would bump into him and he would spill. (One of my colleagues from the psychoanalytic camp made some gross - in both senses of the term - interpretations of this fear of "spilling".)One time he pissed off another (female) client, so she chased him around the room with a straw. We ended up having to hospitalize him. The moral of the story; stick to smoking pot. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinit Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 So what exactly is Cheeseburger's gimmick?He's a cheeseburger.His gimmick should be he ate too much LSD or smoked too much PCP and now believes he is a cheeseburger and tries to avoid being eaten by your stereotypical fat wrestling fan.I used to have a client that thought he was a carton of orange juice. He hid in the corners of the day-group room because he was afraid someone would bump into him and he would spill. (One of my colleagues from the psychoanalytic camp made some gross - in both senses of the term - interpretations of this fear of "spilling".)One time he pissed off another (female) client, so she chased him around the room with a straw. We ended up having to hospitalize him. I'm sorry, that's the funniest thing I've read in forever.Seconded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Thanks for letting us know, cool arrow! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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