Execproducer Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 With Paltrow's head singing in the box. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 I want a musical comedy version of Seven now. Adapted by mel brooks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 I want a musical comedy version of Seven now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caley Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 I liked the Seven reveal because of how they pulled the rug out instead of going with an established character. It doesn't come off as flat at all to me. John Doe's logic and how he pulls off everything is like watching someone solve a Rubik's Cube. If there's any complaint I can make about the film its that 1. it's way too dark and 2. it's always raining, which is just unrealistic. Captures a mood, though. Oh I certainly enjoy the tone and the look of the film. I just don't like it when a film has an ending that the viewer has no clue about. I had the same issue with Robert Downey Jrs Sherlock Holmes. He reveals this massive grand plan based on hints and clues he has picked up along the way and we as the viewer are left to just think "Yeah, ok I guess." having had no chance to 'solve' the riddle ourselves which, to me at least, is half the fun of these sorts of movies. Putting yourself in the cop's shoes and trying to work out who the bad guy is. When it turns out to be someone totally unrelated to the first 2/3 of the story it feels a little flat. I like the John Doe character and his work/methods but I just wish we had a little more of a chance to figure out who he was before the big reveal. I had the same issue with the killer in The Bone Collector I think you're watching the movie wrong. Seven is not a murder mystery. It's not some whodunnit where the viewer is meant to figure out who the killer is. You're judging the film negatively based on a misconception you brought to it. You might as well be mad that it wasn't a musical comedy while you're at it. Yeah, caley, WATCH MOVIES THE RIGHT WAY!* *Total sarcasm. I've been in the Raw threads too much. Hey why is my name coming up?! I was talking about Adam Sandler! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiji Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 Exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 I was high on cough medicine; any name starting with C was the same name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 No, that was last decade. This decade, you just say your account was hacked and you can get away with anything. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caley Posted November 16, 2015 Share Posted November 16, 2015 Watched Top Five last night and it was a lot of fun. Chris Rock does a pretty good job in the lead and the cameos are incredible: Adam Sandler talking about finding two vaginas in his glove compartment; Jerry Seinfeld making it rain and DMX singing 'Smile' while in jail I really liked it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted November 16, 2015 Share Posted November 16, 2015 I had my daughter up for the weekend. I'm cooking dinner when I hear this ungodly crash in the living room. I run in to find one of the overhead lightbulbs shattered. Checking the kid for any cuts or other wounds, I then turn on my "what the fuck happened" serious parent mode. She points to her jump rope and says, "I was being Fung Chung Woochie*." Therefore, it can be reasoned that my seven yr old child was "flying guillotining" imaginary muthafukkin hedz off, and the light fixture was merely collateral damage. I can't believe, now, that I have to ground my child from watching kung fu movies. That shit is beyond a mere parenting win, that's perpetual parent victory! *I wanted to preserve her pronunciation. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted November 16, 2015 Share Posted November 16, 2015 Ground her? Heck, you should let her watch more kung fu movies and unleash her on any bully stupid enough to step in to take her lunch money. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted November 16, 2015 Share Posted November 16, 2015 Well, "ground" wasn't quite the right word, but definitely (in this ... delicate stage of our, koff, *visitations*) "limit" is perhaps more to the point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comedian Posted November 16, 2015 Share Posted November 16, 2015 I had my daughter up for the weekend. I'm cooking dinner when I hear this ungodly crash in the living room. I run in to find one of the overhead lightbulbs shattered. Checking the kid for any cuts or other wounds, I then turn on my "what the fuck happened" serious parent mode. She points to her jump rope and says, "I was being Fung Chung Woochie*." Therefore, it can be reasoned that my seven yr old child was "flying guillotining" imaginary muthafukkin hedz off, and the light fixture was merely collateral damage. I can't believe, now, that I have to ground my child from watching kung fu movies. That shit is beyond a mere parenting win, that's perpetual parent victory! *I wanted to preserve her pronunciation. You should be commending her. I've seen that movie a dozen times and I wouldn't know to call him anything other than "blind priest with the bushy eyebrows". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 I made one of those custom "urban vinyl" figures of him, and I put the character name on the display. I made it in 2014, and she's seen it for a long time and finally asked if she could watch the movie. She laughed her ass off the first time he pulls someone's head off. (I think/hope it was because of the absurdity of it, as opposed to the violence.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.K.o.S. Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Queen of Earth is on my shortlist for best movies of 2015. Woman loses her father in a car crash and gets dumped by her boyfriend shortly thereafter, goes to a lake house with her friend to recuperate, and pretty much has a breakdown. Amaaaazing Elisabeth Moss performance, and I'm developing a mancrush on Alex Ross Perry. Guess I just like movies where people are being (strictly verbally) awful to each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Watched Top Five last night and it was a lot of fun. Chris Rock does a pretty good job in the lead and the cameos are incredible: Adam Sandler talking about finding two vaginas in his glove compartment; Jerry Seinfeld making it rain and DMX singing 'Smile' while in jail I really liked it. IMO, Chris Rock has never quite found a movie that deserves him. His interviews about that movie were better and far more memorable than the movie itself. Also, I question Adam Sandler being involved in anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Is his best movie good hair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 I had my daughter up for the weekend. I'm cooking dinner when I hear this ungodly crash in the living room. I run in to find one of the overhead lightbulbs shattered. Checking the kid for any cuts or other wounds, I then turn on my "what the fuck happened" serious parent mode. She points to her jump rope and says, "I was being Fung Chung Woochie*." Therefore, it can be reasoned that my seven yr old child was "flying guillotining" imaginary muthafukkin hedz off, and the light fixture was merely collateral damage. I can't believe, now, that I have to ground my child from watching kung fu movies. That shit is beyond a mere parenting win, that's perpetual parent victory! *I wanted to preserve her pronunciation. Uncle JT is VERY PROUD~! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Is his best movie good hair? YES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 CB4 is the only Chris Rock movie where a prime Khandi Alexander did the splits. So my bon...I mean I say that's my answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 CB4 is the only Chris Rock movie where a prime Khandi Alexander did the splits. So my bon...I mean I say that's my answer. This and and the totally NSFW Good Hair is a great documentary but CB4 is the best Chris Rock movie, IMO. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Everyone goes with "I'm Black Y'all", but "Sweat from my Balls" is the true gem. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Shit I forgot about CB4. Yeah, it wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 I'm Black Y'all is fucking hysterical but you can actually boom Straight Outta Locash out of your speakers when you are rollin on the eiht about to do your dirty and that is why It is my favorite cut on the soundtrack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 I love CB4. That movie rocks. It's such a spot-on portrayal of the music scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 I always hoped that there would be a CB4 reunion on The Chris Rock Show on HBO but it never happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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