J.T. Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Steelers will try to uphold the honor of the league by cracking Brady's clavicle but with our offensive line having the porous qualities of a sieve the size of the Eastern Seaboard, the game will probably end in tears for us and Brady will pick our defense apart like a murderous six year old with a beetle between his fingers. Steelers play the Ravens on October 4th so the Roethlisberger Death Clock is 24 days and ticking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 I still say this is the year Russ snaps and fills up the trunk with dead hookers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 I'm pretty sure he's got a few old Cadillac full of them somewhere just waiting to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Wow, the D.C. Potatoes are ranked below the Jaguars and Titans for worst team in the league by ESPN, that's not a good sign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 The week one Titans vs. Bucs MARIOTO vs. Winston game is going to be great for generating all the hot takes, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 I wish someone would have the balls to have Justin Timberlake have another go at it. Over Janet Jackson's bejeweled tatas! Nope, just nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted September 9, 2015 Author Share Posted September 9, 2015 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSC Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Well now it feels official: 506Sports maps for week 1 are up. http://506sports.com/nfl.php?yr=2015&wk=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Since Aqua Teen Hunger Force finally ended(against their will~!), I don't know if we're getting any of these anymore. Football is officially dead to me without it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hail Sabin Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Lisa Simpson was a better Football picker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Wow. Edit: Now with updated stats! 63% Yes37% No (Total votes: 213,660) New Englanders are clicking frantically. Amusingly, the states with the highest percentage calling them cheaters are Washington, Colorado and Indiana. Michigan just barely says they are, damn alumni. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muhammedboehm Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Not shocked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 I just lost it. Taiwan strikes again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 "Smooth" Jimmy Apollo: Well, when you're right 52% of the time, you're wrong 48% of the time. That's why the Buffalo Bills are my Shoe-In of the Week! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 can't remember being excited for the start of the season and being in such dread for the first game before. You have a Steelers team without Bell, Bryant, and Pouncey going up against a pissed off Pats team at home with Brady. Oof I may have to start drinking the hard stuff tonight I just hope I can resist throwing shit at my TV when Collingsworth gives us the "I don't know a more honorable person than Roger Goddell" crap in the 1st quarter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChesterCopperpot Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Marcel Dareus - 6 years $108million - $60m guaranteed. Most guaranteed money for a non-QB ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Cue torn biceps/triceps/pec/something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted September 10, 2015 Author Share Posted September 10, 2015 Carolina extends Luke Kuechly 5/62 Can't find word on guaranteed money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Five months, $62,000. It's all the owner was willing to part with. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Wilson Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Marcel Dareus - 6 years $108million - $60m guaranteed. Most guaranteed money for a non-QB ever It was said incorrectly when it was leaked initially, really it is a 6 year 100 mil extension after this season, so when adding the 8 mil Dareus is making this year, it is 7 year 108 million. Which puts it right in the market for what he should have gotten, I am pleased. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincey Greene Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Glad for the Kuechly extension. I was certain we'd lose him or Cam, we kept both. Pumped. Next few years are gonna be interesting. #keeppounding. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted September 10, 2015 Author Share Posted September 10, 2015 Eli Manning is about to re-up with Big Blue. 4/84 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirFozzie Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 I can't wait for tonight's court filings.. should be a barnburn.. wait.. no.. they're actually playing games that count? on a football field? FOOTBALL!!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muhammedboehm Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Wow Big Ben in a Blue Pinstripe suit is um interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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