Cole Miner Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 How to tell when John Cena will be readying to get out of the business: He'll chase and win the IC title, to complete his set of all WWE championships. Reason 500 I would be the worst wrestling booker ever. This made me think they should do another angle firing him. This time he returns as Juwanna Cena and wins the diva title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 How about training vignettes where he drops weight to win the revived Cruiserweight Title? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Maybe he can borrow Angle's chicken suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 I'm actually proud of my restraint...I could have easily asked who the "top guy" was in that I-C Title mix since I didn't see any. (Yes, I'm kidding.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCM Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 So the 28 year old rising star who put on a breakthrough main event performance last month jobs for the second time this week while Kane and Show are protected? Sounds about right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overly Critical Man Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 So the 28 year old rising star who put on a breakthrough main event performance last month jobs for the second time this week while Kane and Show are protected? Sounds about right. Tell him to stay off social media. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 So the 28 year old rising star who put on a breakthrough main event performance last month jobs for the second time this week while Kane and Show are protected? Sounds about right. You could say he's getting dicked around... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRGoldman Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Fandango/Axel isn't face vs. heel. It's your will to live vs. the cool, welcoming darkness. Fair enough. So which is which? If Necro Butcher wrestled Fandango and Curtis Axel, it would immediately become the most interesting match at Wrestlemania. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 That's not saying much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 So the 28 year old rising star who put on a breakthrough main event performance last month jobs for the second time this week while Kane and Show are protected? Sounds about right. You could say he's getting dicked around... What's next? Getting a Vader Attack from Brock? or maybe a headbutt from Samoa Joe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCM Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Overly Critical Man, on 25 Feb 2015 - 12:45 PM, said: JCM, on 25 Feb 2015 - 11:00 AM, said:So the 28 year old rising star who put on a breakthrough main event performance last month jobs for the second time this week while Kane and Show are protected? Sounds about right. Tell him to stay off social media. But that's where the only interesting angles and promos in the company are happening. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NintendoLogic Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 I can see how Cena trying to liberate the US title from the clutches of the evil Bulgarian Russian makes sense. But why would Bryan, a multi-time world champion, want to go for the IC belt? That'd be like Tom Brady deciding he wants to win the Arena Bowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
w. josh Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 There's a good story to tell there, actually, with Bryan deciding that since the WWE World title is all about backstage politics and corporate interests, he's going to take the I-C title and make it the most important championship in the company. He wins and ends up in a series with Cena or Rusev stretching into the summer that ends with a unification match. If they went that route, they could end up with the I-C title at roughly the same level the World title was at the past few years. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie M. Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Bryan's after that coveted losing streak. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spontaneous Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 I hope Axel wins the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal. Axelmania! This is the most interesting he has been. How did Bryan end up in a five way feud involving R-Truth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 I hope Axel wins the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal. Axelmania! This is the most interesting he has been. Even odds, he trips on the way to the ring and knocks himself out and has two clocks after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 By Axel's logic, who was in the Rumble match the longest? Like, Duggan was in the first Rumble for three years before someone eliminated him in 91. Is there a linear Rumble going on somewhere? Has anyone won and then never participated again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Oh, shit. Of course. Vince McMahon. He's been in the '99 Rumble for sixteen years and counting. Maybe he should be the one to eliminate Axel. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted February 26, 2015 Author Share Posted February 26, 2015 Brock Lesnar too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NintendoLogic Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Edge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Ambrose slapping Miz in the corner made me laugh. Everyone should do that. Hey, Nattie and Naomi had a nice little match going until their respective male counterparts started waffling the shit out of each other. Naomi even did a half-assed version of that head-twist leg escape thingy that Fujiwara always does. Swagger actually took it to Rusev for a hot second before that kick. Of course Cena isn't in Atlanta but even if he was he'd be sitting in the back watching Swagger get stretched until Rusev was done. Gotta fight your own battles, homie. Saxton continues to be insulted by IC contenders. "Oh snap! Coach, it's nice to have you back, brah!" JBL saying "I am not aware of what that is" when asked what fatback was is great too. Truth on commentary reminds you that he can be entertaining as hell if given the opportunity. Meanwhile I'd like to see Bryan vs. Cesaro in a battle of the European uppercuts. The cornerpost camera came in great on that failed dropkick and then the kneestrike. Ebbie mentioned before that a double knockout with the Bullhammer and flying knee would be awesome and I agree. It'd be great if some house show footage of the two against each other came out because they could have a nice long match in a vacuum with no angle involved. Barrett's face after he couldn't find the belt was priceless. Reigns is in an interview again because Vince wants him to practice. He still comes off poorly. Not quite as poorly as Rosa and Fandango trying to dance, but still not very well. "SHAH! SHAH! SHAH!" - Curtis Axel, inadvertently providing an ode to a fellow performer of a similar stature Anastasiadate.com: Prostitution Dating with abducted girls women from the former Soviet Bloc Europe Hmmm, they need to brighten the corner cams. Big Show almost brought back the Cobra Clutch Slam. Him yelling "I'M GONNA HIT MY MOVE!" before the Vader bomb, then "I HIT MY MOVE!" after cracked me up. Boy they shouldn't have done a closeup on that DDT to Kane. There's a nice little finish run and the super-over Ryback with his ketchup, mustard, and relish tights wins. Satisfying little match when you don't have a bunch of Authority bullshit surrounding it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastleVania Rey Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 "I'm gonna hit my move!" and "I hit my move!" are proof positive that no matter what they say, Big Show's still the king. I like the new turnbuckle cameras, but they need to adjust the tint or focus or something. The IC title feud would be more interesting if Ambrose won feuds/PPV matches and Barrett wasn't a jobber, but I still like it anyway. Don't forget that Maven was never eliminated from the Rumble! Plus he eliminated UNDERTAKER, so he might have been ready to WIN IT ALL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Cincinnati Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 "I'm gonna hit my move!" and "I hit my move!" are proof positive that no matter what they say, Big Show's still the king. Amen. Stop lumping him in with Kane, dammit! Loved Truth on commentary. A shame that all this fun will run into the same pitfalls as Truth's awesome Little Jimmy run in 2011: He's eventually going to have to wrestle. Having seen Truth have flat matches with Punk, Cena, and Mysterio during the hottest run of his life, I can't help but approach everything he does with a predisposition towards negativity. Can anyone remember a good R-Truth match? Elimination Chambers, Royal Rumbles, and clusters where he gets to hide obviously don't count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.J. Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 "Call the action, Coach!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go2Sleep Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 If Axel was still in the Rumble, wouldn't he have been officially eliminated when Ambrose came out and threw him over the top on the (second) Raw after the ppv? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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