Overly Critical Man Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Rusev's accent was also slipping pretty badly. Maybe he'll reveal he's really a cornfed country boy from Nebraska some day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Shush. They might make him Ryback's long lost brother with that kind of talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hollywood Cibernetico Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 I take umbrage to Mr. Ambrose's statement that men who sit down to pee are weird, regardless of my zeal for his work! I'm with you! It's more comfortable, you don't have to turn the light on at night, and you get to read.You know what Winston Churchill said? Why stand when you can sit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 That Reigns story stuff was even worse than quoting Daffy Duck. He should have just ab-libbed since his initial delivery wasn't even all that bad. Show had the crowd frustrated enough that Gillberg would have come out to a pop. If Reigns just said "I've got a story for you. Once upon a time, there was Roman Reigns, and he kicked your teeth in! Believe that!" and it took 15 seconds, it would have gone so, so much better. It just went on though, and by the time he was mentioning the golden goose, the fans were bemused. They wanted to cheer the guy but they couldn't cheer that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Call me crazy, I thought Lana still looked really damn good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muhammedboehm Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Call me crazy, I thought Lana still looked really damn good. Your crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overly Critical Man Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Call me crazy, I thought Lana still looked really damn good. She looked good...but she didn't look GOOD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hollywood Cibernetico Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Lana was so yucky tonight! Ewww girls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 I take umbrage to Mr. Ambrose's statement that men who sit down to pee are weird, regardless of my zeal for his work! I'm with you! It's more comfortable, you don't have to turn the light on at night, and you get to read.You know what Winston Churchill said? Why stand when you can sit? Never stand when you can sit, and never sit when you can lie down. That's probably not what Churchill said, but it's my motto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oh_tag Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 That Reigns promo was bonkers. What are they thinking!? Has to be Bryan for the Rumble now. I was all in on Bryan vs Lesnar, and still am, but Rollins is doing a hell of a job at working his way in to the picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Jesus, the fucking Ascension claim they are better than the Powers of Pain and the Roadies, but they have a total combined weight of about 480 pounds. One of the Warlord's calf muscles weighed about 480 pounds. Konnor and Viktor are pretty scrawny by proper monster tag-team standards Other than the swanky Total Elim variant with the euro uppercut, these guys are as green as grass. That Asian jobber bumped like a fucking pinball and sold that finisher like death. That dude was awesome! And yeah. Kayfabe broken for Seth not cashing in during the contract signing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 I decided to skip most of Raw. I tuned in at the end and caught the contract signing. Hopefully, Brock eating an AA through a table and a curb stomp means he's going to murder Cena and Rollins. I'll watch the Rumble because it's something to watch on a Sunday night, but I've never been less excited for a ppv in 26 years of watching wrestling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLKerAaron Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Once again, I took my mid Raw nap after that cringeworthy "Roman Reigns And The Beanstalk" promo. Then I woke up to find a TNA commercial. I wasn't sure if I was really awake or still dreaming, but the 2nd commercial confirmed it. Other than that I found the rest of the show to be decent. I'm so glad they continue to make Rollins look strong. Also, that Savage HOF video package was glorious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Call me crazy, I thought Lana still looked really damn good. Your crazy. His crazy what? 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hollywood Cibernetico Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 I decided to skip most of Raw. I tuned in at the end and caught the contract signing. Hopefully, Brock eating an AA through a table and a curb stomp means he's going to murder Cena and Rollins. I'll watch the Rumble because it's something to watch on a Sunday night, but I've never been less excited for a ppv in 26 years of watching wrestling. Not even Battleground 2013? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 I decided to skip most of Raw. I tuned in at the end and caught the contract signing. Hopefully, Brock eating an AA through a table and a curb stomp means he's going to murder Cena and Rollins. I'll watch the Rumble because it's something to watch on a Sunday night, but I've never been less excited for a ppv in 26 years of watching wrestling. Not even Battleground 2013? Looking at that card, I know I skipped Battleground 2013. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Well, he did get AA'd through a table right before that. Also, Brock was defenseless. He coulda slammed the briefcase over his head 20 times, then cashed in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sydneybrown Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Ugh, Reigns is doomed. He's gotten so corny and lame, at this rate he'll probably end a match after eating a can of spinach. So apparently Vince's revenge on putting Randy Savage in the Hall of Fame is having the one wrestler Savage probably hated the most be the one who inducts him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 WWE star-fucking TMZ pisses me off. "We're mainstream, guys!!!!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Why did Dean Ambrose not charge five cents for his psychiatric advice? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Dean did take an awful segment idea and make it moderately watchable. Mostly through a joke about jerking off. "Thursday!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comedian Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 I think they've already decided that Dean is their new Mick Foley...maybe for all the hardcore matches with Bray they shoulda had him come out as Jon Moxley... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overly Critical Man Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 The only thing collapsing faster than the ruble is the state of Lana's bun. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 There is not enough love in this thread for Luke Harper's superkick spot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamBroken Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Enjoyed Cena/Rollins in the opener, always a good pairing. Thought Ambrose was entertaining in his skits with Mike Dell playing the doctor. Real solid closing segment, especially for a contract signing, all three did good and put over the match strong. Next week should be fun with the legend appearances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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