Burgundy LaRue Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 One guy looks like a model, one guy looks like Palpatine. Go figure. Yeah. Since he got away with leaving a good-looking pregnant girlfriend to hook up with a good-looking supermodel, it's no surprise Brady is considered holy grail. He's living the dream that 99% of those carrying XY chromsomes can only hope for. Go figure, indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 My mom thinks the Patriots should be disqualified and that the Colts and Packers should play a game this weekend to see who goes to the Superbowl in their place. I mean, that would never happen in a million years, but it would be the greatest boon for TV and social media ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdA Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 But hey! Marshawn Lynch got fined $20K for grabbing his dick!The NFL knows what is what. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 There seems like there has to be some great dirty jokes here about grabbing Lynch's dick being worth $20K but I just can't quite put the dots together here. Fill in your own blanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 My mom thinks the Patriots should be disqualified and that the Colts and Packers should play a game this weekend to see who goes to the Superbowl in their place. I mean, that would never happen in a million years, but it would be the greatest boon for TV and social media ever. Moms are great. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 My mom thinks the Patriots should be disqualified and that the Colts and Packers should play a game this weekend to see who goes to the Superbowl in their place. I mean, that would never happen in a million years, but it would be the greatest boon for TV and social media ever. Not that this is at that level, but what would they do if they did figure out someone actually won a game by nefarious means? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glfpunk Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 But hey! Marshawn Lynch got fined $20K for grabbing his dick! The NFL knows what is what. I can't imagine getting fined $20k for every time I grabbed my dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Someone at work had the same idea--Colts/Packers, baby! Oh, and--- In Seattle, there lives a great beast Who, on touchdowns, he would always feast But when he grabbed his man chub Goodell's grubby hands would rub Happy endings for The Shield never cease 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 When NASCAR had a cheating scandal, they just added the wronged party to the playoffs. Roger Goodell's solution will be a three-way football game, Patriots vs. Colts vs. Seahawks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyboy Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Tom Brady has already said that claims of the balls being tampered with were ridiculous. Case closed as far as I'm concerned. We're on to Seattle. (I kid) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincey Greene Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 I think the vast majority of the sports media is utterly cretinous, so I don't mind at all, but boy howdy, The Hoodie said a whole lot of words without saying anything. Even got his #beastmode on for a bit. I dig it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivpvideos Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Several of my Baltimore friends believe we should have Colts vs Ravens this week with the winner going to the Super Bowl. It's the worst Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 "This isnt ISIS." - tom brady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Best tweet of the week goes to: PFTCommenter @PFTCommenter 15m15 minutes ago whats ironic is that ISIS is insisting that theyre just patriots 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 My mom thinks the Patriots should be disqualified and that the Colts and Packers should play a game this weekend to see who goes to the Superbowl in their place. I mean, that would never happen in a million years, but it would be the greatest boon for TV and social media ever. Not that this is at that level, but what would they do if they did figure out someone actually won a game by nefarious means? BURY it. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Unseen from the Tom Brady press conference: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyboy Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Did the refs pass dodgy balls? If the Patriots were chancing their arm by giving the refs wonky balls to test, but the refs passed them, that is skirting the cheating line in daring the refs to call it but it's nowhere near as bad as tampering after inspection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muhammedboehm Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Did the refs pass dodgy balls? If the Patriots were chancing their arm by giving the refs wonky balls to test, but the refs passed them, that is skirting the cheating line in daring the refs to call it but it's nowhere near as bad as tampering after inspection. Which is something that still hasn't been answered by the NFL. Who had the balls after the refs oked them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 It's a good question. What if we're dealing with the Pats initially giving the referee balls just above the minimum pressure so they'd pass inspection? But IF they get the balls back, their equipment manager was under instruction by Brady/Hoodie to lower the pressure? With the belief that the balls wouldn't be inspected again? If that's true--and granted, that's a big if--yeesh, what a mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Did anyone see Mark Brunell crying on ESPN? I'm serious. He was crying over this. "I just...didn't believe what Tom Brady had to say.." Tears in his eyes. I can't believe this shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Too many concussions 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted January 23, 2015 Author Share Posted January 23, 2015 I just wished someone in the press conference would have just admitted that they are asking questions because they are doing "balls" jokes. Everyone else is treating this as serious news when deep down you know they are saying "We just got Tom Brady to admit how he likes his balls EH EH EH" Like I have said before, every the most passionate person who thinks this is worse than BountyGate, SpyGate, or the Ray rice situation STILL believes that the Pats would have beaten the Colts if everything was fair. So what are we fucking arguing about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Brady has handled more balls than a Catholic priest and he has no idea what an underinflated football feels like. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 The hilarious irony of the DeflateGate presser taking place in front of a Gillette "FlexBall" backdrop. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 I just wished someone in the press conference would have just admitted that they are asking questions because they are doing "balls" jokes. Everyone else is treating this as serious news when deep down you know they are saying "We just got Tom Brady to admit how he likes his balls EH EH EH" Like I have said before, every the most passionate person who thinks this is worse than BountyGate, SpyGate, or the Ray rice situation STILL believes that the Pats would have beaten the Colts if everything was fair. So what are we fucking arguing about Just because someone didn't have to cheat, doesn't excuse them from actually cheating. If Mike Tyson started every fight by kicking his opponent in the nuts, when he eventually would have knocked them out any way doesn't mean he shouldn't kick people in the nuts. The issue isn't that it had any bearing on the outcome of the game, the issue is that they tried to do something illegal to help them in case the game was close. There is no way that 11 out of their 12 balls were under inflated on accident, especially when we know that none of the Colts balls were under inflated. Someone decided to deflate those balls, and thankfully it had no bearing on the outcome of the game. That does not mean that it wasn't wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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