LooseCannon Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Heath Slater is assigned by the rest of the locker room to act as a lookout and warn everyone when Brock arrives. Instead, he falls asleep, half the mid-card gets slaughtered, and on the next Raw, his angry colleagues demand satisfaction. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 I have no idea what the hell just happened, even after reading what Bald Bombshell wrote. I'm so outta touch with the U.S. Indies. Ha Ha! Some of those masks were pretty damn cool though. I had no idea who most of those heels were. Also, didn't see the Delorean bit, but they had smoke coming from one of the entrances. There was also a "we want quack" but he (as himself) did not make an appearance. But there was a Jervis Cottonbelly sighting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 The heels were: Dr. Cube (The guy with the cube on his head.) Sinn Bodhi (AKA Kizarny) The Bruderschaft des Kreuzes (BdK) - Are$ & Tursas (The dudes in white) The Devastation Corporation - Max Smashmaster, Blaster McMassive, & Flex Rumblecrunch (The painted dudes) with Sidney Bakabella GEKIDO - The Shard, DeviANT, Arctic Rescue Ant, Missle Assault Ant, & Orbit Adventure Ant (The masked dudes) & Jimmy Jacobs with two other guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Mann Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 I like how The Outlaws saw Brock coming on Raw and decided "let's just fucking run for it." I think that WWE should do a backstage segment of Brock arriving at the building and midcarders running for their lives as he walks in the door. Zach Ryder can make a cameo as the dude who trips and gets eaten. "Never mind that shit...here comes Mongo!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kropotkin's Beard Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 The heels were: Dr. Cube (The guy with the cube on his head.) Sinn Bodhi (AKA Kizarny) The Bruderschaft des Kreuzes (BdK) - Are$ & Tursas (The dudes in white) The Devastation Corporation - Max Smashmaster, Blaster McMassive, & Flex Rumblecrunch (The painted dudes) with Sidney Bakabella GEKIDO - The Shard, DeviANT, Arctic Rescue Ant, Missle Assault Ant, & Orbit Adventure Ant (The masked dudes) & Jimmy Jacobs with two other guys Where the hell did all those ants come from? Last time I watched Chikara regularly there were 3. Fire, Soldier & Worker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 The heels were: Dr. Cube (The guy with the cube on his head.) Sinn Bodhi (AKA Kizarny) The Bruderschaft des Kreuzes (BdK) - Are$ & Tursas (The dudes in white) The Devastation Corporation - Max Smashmaster, Blaster McMassive, & Flex Rumblecrunch (The painted dudes) with Sidney Bakabella GEKIDO - The Shard, DeviANT, Arctic Rescue Ant, Missle Assault Ant, & Orbit Adventure Ant (The masked dudes) & Jimmy Jacobs with two other guys I knew Dr Cube and Sinn Bodhi. I thought that was Tursas (who i remember as a student for the longest time). The guysin suits with the squid/Cthulu masks i had no idea. Maybe it's because im out of the Chikara loop, but the guys in the trios match seemed like guys in costumes more than guys with wacky gimmicks, something i nevergot with the Colony or the Smash Brothers or even the Envoy/Order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man Known as Dan Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 The heels were: Dr. Cube (The guy with the cube on his head.) Sinn Bodhi (AKA Kizarny) The Bruderschaft des Kreuzes (BdK) - Are$ & Tursas (The dudes in white) The Devastation Corporation - Max Smashmaster, Blaster McMassive, & Flex Rumblecrunch (The painted dudes) with Sidney Bakabella GEKIDO - The Shard, DeviANT, Arctic Rescue Ant, Missle Assault Ant, & Orbit Adventure Ant (The masked dudes) & Jimmy Jacobs with two other guys Where the hell did all those ants come from? Last time I watched Chikara regularly there were 3. Fire, Soldier & Worker. Long CHIKARA backstory ahoy Worker was pushed into retirement by a Awful Waffle on the floor some 5-6 years back. For a while CHIKARA just had Fire and Soldier until the debut of Green Ant, who actually has been really good since debut. Then the GEKIDO debuted after the BDK were taken out: GEKIDO was a bunch of former CHIKARA students who were trying to "expose the company for what it really is". That consisted of 17 (a reference to how many years Quack had wrestled at the time), The Shard (A former training partner of Jigsaw), and the Swarm: AssailAnt, DeviAnt, and CombatAnt. This continued for some time when Wink Vavasseur, the CHIKARA Directer of Fun debuted his "Chikarametrics" to decide to enter Soldier Ant, DeviAnt and CombatAnt into KOT together as "the strongest Ants". The Colony protested, so Wink put in Fire, Green, and AssailAnt as a team as well. While Soldier hated being in the Swarm, AssailAnt, over time, actually started to win the trust of Fire and Green. This came to a head on the final show of 2012, when in a 8 man tag, AssailAnt Bit the proverbial bullet, pushing Quack out of the way to eat a Jigsaw Superkick. AssailAnt more or less became an official member of the Colony, though it left Soldier out in the cold. During this run of time, Quack was starting to take out the GEKIDO with no remorse: He took out both 17 and CombatAnt, and until last night, neither had been seen again. Soldier finally was given permission to leave the Swarm, ad Wink gave him his own group: The Colony: Xtreme Force, a joke on how tv show producers always try to make an existing act cooler, and end up failing miserably. The Xtreme Force were cheaters, and Soldier couldn't stand them, which led to Soldier quitting CHIKARA mid show just before the "end of the promotion" So the Colony is presently Fire, Green, and AssailAnt. Also, both 17 and CombatAnt were there today. Just found that interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man Known as Dan Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 The heels were: Dr. Cube (The guy with the cube on his head.) Sinn Bodhi (AKA Kizarny) The Bruderschaft des Kreuzes (BdK) - Are$ & Tursas (The dudes in white) The Devastation Corporation - Max Smashmaster, Blaster McMassive, & Flex Rumblecrunch (The painted dudes) with Sidney Bakabella GEKIDO - The Shard, DeviANT, Arctic Rescue Ant, Missle Assault Ant, & Orbit Adventure Ant (The masked dudes) & Jimmy Jacobs with two other guys I knew Dr Cube and Sinn Bodhi. I thought that was Tursas (who i remember as a student for the longest time). The guysin suits with the squid/Cthulu masks i had no idea. Maybe it's because im out of the Chikara loop, but the guys in the trios match seemed like guys in costumes more than guys with wacky gimmicks, something i nevergot with the Colony or the Smash Brothers or even the Envoy/Order. They are regulars in Wrestling is Fun. Actually, the Estonian Thunder Frog is pretty fun. And also top 5 for best ring name ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 That video is awesome. Was that a big Jimmy Jacobs reveal or was it known previously? If it was the former, it got no reaction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man Known as Dan Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 That video is awesome. Was that a big Jimmy Jacobs reveal or was it known previously? If it was the former, it got no reaction Former, and there was just so much going on, which didn't help. They should have had him reveal just after Sinn and Ares. Speaking of which, dear god Ares, if that was you, you got huge at some point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Chikara sounds awful but is there a dandy highway man Adam Ant? 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 The heels were: Dr. Cube (The guy with the cube on his head.) Sinn Bodhi (AKA Kizarny) The Bruderschaft des Kreuzes (BdK) - Are$ & Tursas (The dudes in white) The Devastation Corporation - Max Smashmaster, Blaster McMassive, & Flex Rumblecrunch (The painted dudes) with Sidney Bakabella GEKIDO - The Shard, DeviANT, Arctic Rescue Ant, Missle Assault Ant, & Orbit Adventure Ant (The masked dudes) & Jimmy Jacobs with two other guys Where the hell did all those ants come from? Last time I watched Chikara regularly there were 3. Fire, Soldier & Worker. Long CHIKARA backstory ahoy Worker was pushed into retirement by a Awful Waffle on the floor some 5-6 years back. For a while CHIKARA just had Fire and Soldier until the debut of Green Ant, who actually has been really good since debut. Then the GEKIDO debuted after the BDK were taken out: GEKIDO was a bunch of former CHIKARA students who were trying to "expose the company for what it really is". That consisted of 17 (a reference to how many years Quack had wrestled at the time), The Shard (A former training partner of Jigsaw), and the Swarm: AssailAnt, DeviAnt, and CombatAnt. This continued for some time when Wink Vavasseur, the CHIKARA Directer of Fun debuted his "Chikarametrics" to decide to enter Soldier Ant, DeviAnt and CombatAnt into KOT together as "the strongest Ants". The Colony protested, so Wink put in Fire, Green, and AssailAnt as a team as well. While Soldier hated being in the Swarm, AssailAnt, over time, actually started to win the trust of Fire and Green. This came to a head on the final show of 2012, when in a 8 man tag, AssailAnt Bit the proverbial bullet, pushing Quack out of the way to eat a Jigsaw Superkick. AssailAnt more or less became an official member of the Colony, though it left Soldier out in the cold. During this run of time, Quack was starting to take out the GEKIDO with no remorse: He took out both 17 and CombatAnt, and until last night, neither had been seen again. Soldier finally was given permission to leave the Swarm, ad Wink gave him his own group: The Colony: Xtreme Force, a joke on how tv show producers always try to make an existing act cooler, and end up failing miserably. The Xtreme Force were cheaters, and Soldier couldn't stand them, which led to Soldier quitting CHIKARA mid show just before the "end of the promotion" So the Colony is presently Fire, Green, and AssailAnt. Also, both 17 and CombatAnt were there today. Just found that interesting. Loved Worker Ant, especially the Stan Antsen version. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 I watched some of that and I have no idea what the fuck I just watched. Chikara just isn't for me, I guess. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 TNA often has wrestlers talk about their financial motivations for doing things, including doing questionable things to win matches and forming alliances to protect their position on the card. granted, most of the TNA midcard has to work multiple jobs, so they're very used to doing questionable things to get more money 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 I watched it, didn't really get what was going on, but still enjoyed it... CHIKARA is somewhat for me but in small doses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin877 Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 The heels were: Dr. Cube (The guy with the cube on his head.) Sinn Bodhi (AKA Kizarny) The Bruderschaft des Kreuzes (BdK) - Are$ & Tursas (The dudes in white) The Devastation Corporation - Max Smashmaster, Blaster McMassive, & Flex Rumblecrunch (The painted dudes) with Sidney Bakabella GEKIDO - The Shard, DeviANT, Arctic Rescue Ant, Missle Assault Ant, & Orbit Adventure Ant (The masked dudes) & Jimmy Jacobs with two other guys I knew Dr Cube and Sinn Bodhi. I thought that was Tursas (who i remember as a student for the longest time). The guysin suits with the squid/Cthulu masks i had no idea. Maybe it's because im out of the Chikara loop, but the guys in the trios match seemed like guys in costumes more than guys with wacky gimmicks, something i nevergot with the Colony or the Smash Brothers or even the Envoy/Order. I think those guys were "Wrestling Is" guys who started as an offshoot of the Chikara project if I remember correctly. Edit - El Dragon beat me to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zac_Fu Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Chikara sounds awful but is there a dandy highway man Adam Ant? I think we know where Punk is going next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Well, Colt was there, but no Colt Cabunny nor CP Munk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Chikara sounds awful but is there a dandy highway man Adam Ant?I think we know where Punk is going next. Punk hates Chikara and the people who run it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 so who will Punk bring aboard as his teammates in "Wrestling Isn't Fun"? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Chikara sounds awful but is there a dandy highway man Adam Ant?I think we know where Punk is going next.Punk hates Chikara and the people who run it. That is not a short list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 so who will Punk bring aboard as his teammates in "Wrestling Isn't Fun"?Colt Cabana, Cliff Compton & Luke Gallows. The four of them r a fantasy stable of mine. Kinda like an Indie Horseman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Oh man, too bad Davey Richards just signed with TNA. He'd be perfect for "Wrestling Isn't Fun." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stay Gold Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 I knew Dr Cube and Sinn Bodhi. I thought that was Tursas (who i remember as a student for the longest time). The guysin suits with the squid/Cthulu masks i had no idea. Maybe it's because im out of the Chikara loop, but the guys in the trios match seemed like guys in costumes more than guys with wacky gimmicks, something i nevergot with the Colony or the Smash Brothers or even the Envoy/Order. I think those guys were "Wrestling Is" guys who started as an offshoot of the Chikara project if I remember correctly. Edit - El Dragon beat me to it I think Archibald Peck is the Oak character. And Chuck Taylor is the Green guy with the white mustache. Not sure who the other guys are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.J. Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Davey was that dude who said that indie workers should be wearing suits and ties to other indy shows and WWE events, wasn't he. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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