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ETA: In the spirit of fairness, I should say I got this from J.H.'s facebook page

Hilarious how at first you're the authority on WWE stock, while insulting several people in the process with inflammatory fighting words... and then once it's time to short WWE stock IRL, you turn into chicken shit heel miz circa 2010.

Wah wah fucking wah. So bored with people whose biggest complaint about wrestling is that the PAYING CROWD isn't doing what they want them to.

Featuring Ed "Strangler" Lewis

Go to HeymanHustle.com to get bootlegged copies starting July 29th.

Fandango kinda looks and acts like Chris Pontius from Jackass

So if anyone was wondering, the correct answer to the question, "Who is Dwayne Wade's favorite wrestler?" is Bobby Eaton. Bobby Eaton.

Best wishes, Victator. Ditto for, Mike.

Fandango looks like a videogame character.

Finally, internet:

*you're

Shit dude, my passenger side is filled with empty energy drink cans that have been there for months. Man, I'd hate to have to take stock like that of what I managed to do with all the energy from those particular energy drinks all those months ago. To have them sitting there reminding you. That's soul searching. I'd be like: "I remember that energy drink. I converted that energy into a half-hearted threat to cancel my Edge membership after failing to get more than $3.27 in trade-in for Pikmin 2 at Gamestop. Well done, Me-three-months-ago!"

You'd have to fight for his attention with every painted hussy that looks his way, though.

Late to the thread here. I love how FSW has been trying to bait guys, to no avail, for years, and then when he's not even looking, fiddling about trying to open another beer, a 300lb monster just jumps into his boat. Amazing.

I only started supporting them this season because I picked their name out of a hat containing all the Football League teams on Soccer AM, I think Michael Rooker got Leeds one week. The fact I am a glutton for boring Scottish out-of-their-depth fuckpots was just a bonus. Have they not been doing well? Cleverley and Young must surely start looking for a hiding place so deep in the catacombs of Old Trafford that Van Gaal doesn't detect their stench of shitness 3.2 seconds after his arrival and immediately ship them off to Sunderland where Man United players go to die.

Tom Hanks did one years ago, Road To Perdition.

HOLY SHIT IT'S FUCKING UNCANNY

Posted to Jim Kelly's wife's Instagram this morning:

People are reporting having their Levels adjusted from 450 to 200. Whoop-de-do. Apparently R* does a real good job of just taking away what you glitched to get and leaving behind what you really earned. These people are freaking cheaters, man, do something real to them and discourage this kind of thing in the future. Screw with their abilities to call in their beloved tanks. If people thought something real would happen to them besides just having whatever taken away, they might think twice about cheating. Funny thing is, all having a high level in a Freemode room does is attract you unwanted attention, especially from psychopaths like us who will come after you first because you're a damn cheater. I can't count the amount of times we've all came into a room and all set waypoints for the guy in the room with the highest level 'cause we wanna see if he's all hat and no cattle, which the high-level players are 9 times out of 10. I can completely understand the lazy player cheating up to level 120 to get the minigun, but these goofs went all the way up to the 900s - not real subtle. It's like being a pot dealer and driving around in a car covered with Bob Marley and "Legalize It" stickers.

How can you people look at a gif of Paige shaking her ass and have something negative to say about it?

I want him to get a coaching job by halftime.

I think I want Mark Jackson to get a coaching job before the start of next season.

What have you done, Jay Lethal?

Congrats to FSW getting a legitimate "FIGHT ME IRL BRO, I'll FUCK YOU UP" is the ultimate troll prize.

I feel like I've died and gone to heaven. I hope this fits in my Sig.

I shed a tear for the Nick at Nite of my youth. Oh, Donna Reed...

Thank you all. Five hours later and she's out of surgery, they think they got it all, and ended up taking nearly half her tongue, several lymph nodes and the right side of her thyroid. Here's hoping the pathology comes back clear.

I remember when a crowd was just there to be entertained, not get themselves over. #oldman

Ladies and gentlemen... Queen Alicia, First of her Name. Long may she reign.

People should turn against him because he's boring

Anyone remember back in 2008 when Barack Obama made those infamous comments about how poor, uneducated voters were bitter and always clinging to guns and religion? And then like a week later, all the candidates showed up on Raw, and John McCain was all "I don't think you guys are bitter or clinging to guns." That told me a lot about what people in the mainstream actually think of wrestling fans.

Punk might be the first sober person to ever do that during a Cubs game. Spud needs to be World Champion now.

Beauty here:

LOL at all of this

Sid and Michael Tarver are neck and neck for worst punches in my opinion. I give the nod to Tarver b/c he had sort of a boxing themed gimmick but he threw the worst worked punches I've seen in a long time.

The end result would be me banning at least half of the Unsullied posters in this thread.

So much better that you and Rippa have earned preferred target status from my bullets if you guys are on the other team. You two are really good sniper tandem, so I can't afford to let either you find a place to dig in and get comfortable. Yeah, by the second or third DM I was pretty much convinced that there was a sniper scope aimed at my head any time I wasn't completely in cover. I was right a lot of the time too. Same way I was sure Dan was going to knife me in the back during the Dockyard DM. I was slightly off there, as he apparently chose a bat as his weapon of choice, leading to a hilarious 30 second melee fight between the two of us.

Tyler Black (Seth Rollins) & Jimmy Jacobs are still my favorite ROH team. "Completely uncharismatic"?? That's nuts.

Christ, man. 1. The Dark Knight 2. The Dark Knight Rises 3. Batman Begins 4. Batman 5. Batman Forever 6. Batman Returns 7. Batman & Robin I can't remember the last time I saw Batman 66 or Mask of the Phantasm so I don't feel like ranking them.

Wish he would call him "Ron."

Having heard that song for the first time right now, I can see why people like/dislike the Black Keys.

Guess I'll jump in before we get locked... They make a good argument for why the current fanbase sucks. They want everything that makes wrestling great strained from it, until it is a generic blob. The "trash" as some call it, are what gives wrestling life. I grew up on Mid-South/NWA. Those tough guys and that brand of trashy fan are perfect and wrestling needs more of that. There's a grit to that. There's not a grit to the type of mongoloid 'rasslin' fan that ran off for MMA, and the WWE shouldn't bother trying to get that back. Anyway the original question deserves a proper answer. Pro wres is at it's finest when tough guys are being tough. The staged nature of it means you don't have to worry about your cokehead roid-gutted unironic-mohawk-sporting superstar getting knocked out hilariously by guys that can't fill his shows. C'mon, that's a fauxhawk, nobody wears those ironically. Mohawks are pointy and contain egg whites. Wrestling does need more long hair, though. So The Shield. Randy Orton? So The Shield. He'd be booked however the fuck he wanted to be booked. He oozes charisma and tells writers to fuck off. He'd go right to Vince and get whatever he wanted. Hell, he talks about how guys need to do more of this all the time on his podcast. If CM Punk can whine his way into one of the longest title runs of all time, I'm pretty sure Stone Cold Steve Austin could get himself booked as strong as...well...The Shield. You can't make those guys. Marvelous series of posts there, btw Oh and since someone mentioned it: I'd happily pay for the Network with no PPVs, especially if they subbed it with more territory stuff. The PPVs weren't a factor in my subscription at all.

How about somebody builds a time machine and gets him a job before tip-off?

Oh god, imagine Mean Gene on the Small Council

Shouldn't people turn against him anyway? Isn't he a bad guy?

Holy shit, I said "ban pls" and then he actually got banned? That's a power I didn't even know I had!