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ETA: In the spirit of fairness, I should say I got this from J.H.'s facebook page

Hilarious how at first you're the authority on WWE stock, while insulting several people in the process with inflammatory fighting words... and then once it's time to short WWE stock IRL, you turn into chicken shit heel miz circa 2010.

Wah wah fucking wah. So bored with people whose biggest complaint about wrestling is that the PAYING CROWD isn't doing what they want them to.

Featuring Ed "Strangler" Lewis

Go to HeymanHustle.com to get bootlegged copies starting July 29th.

Fandango kinda looks and acts like Chris Pontius from Jackass

So if anyone was wondering, the correct answer to the question, "Who is Dwayne Wade's favorite wrestler?" is Bobby Eaton. Bobby Eaton.

Best wishes, Victator. Ditto for, Mike.

Fandango looks like a videogame character.

Finally, internet:

*you're

Shit dude, my passenger side is filled with empty energy drink cans that have been there for months. Man, I'd hate to have to take stock like that of what I managed to do with all the energy from those particular energy drinks all those months ago. To have them sitting there reminding you. That's soul searching. I'd be like: "I remember that energy drink. I converted that energy into a half-hearted threat to cancel my Edge membership after failing to get more than $3.27 in trade-in for Pikmin 2 at Gamestop. Well done, Me-three-months-ago!"

You'd have to fight for his attention with every painted hussy that looks his way, though.

Late to the thread here. I love how FSW has been trying to bait guys, to no avail, for years, and then when he's not even looking, fiddling about trying to open another beer, a 300lb monster just jumps into his boat. Amazing.

I only started supporting them this season because I picked their name out of a hat containing all the Football League teams on Soccer AM, I think Michael Rooker got Leeds one week. The fact I am a glutton for boring Scottish out-of-their-depth fuckpots was just a bonus. Have they not been doing well? Cleverley and Young must surely start looking for a hiding place so deep in the catacombs of Old Trafford that Van Gaal doesn't detect their stench of shitness 3.2 seconds after his arrival and immediately ship them off to Sunderland where Man United players go to die.

Tom Hanks did one years ago, Road To Perdition.

HOLY SHIT IT'S FUCKING UNCANNY

Posted to Jim Kelly's wife's Instagram this morning:

People are reporting having their Levels adjusted from 450 to 200. Whoop-de-do. Apparently R* does a real good job of just taking away what you glitched to get and leaving behind what you really earned. These people are freaking cheaters, man, do something real to them and discourage this kind of thing in the future. Screw with their abilities to call in their beloved tanks. If people thought something real would happen to them besides just having whatever taken away, they might think twice about cheating. Funny thing is, all having a high level in a Freemode room does is attract you unwanted attention, especially from psychopaths like us who will come after you first because you're a damn cheater. I can't count the amount of times we've all came into a room and all set waypoints for the guy in the room with the highest level 'cause we wanna see if he's all hat and no cattle, which the high-level players are 9 times out of 10. I can completely understand the lazy player cheating up to level 120 to get the minigun, but these goofs went all the way up to the 900s - not real subtle. It's like being a pot dealer and driving around in a car covered with Bob Marley and "Legalize It" stickers.

How can you people look at a gif of Paige shaking her ass and have something negative to say about it?

I want him to get a coaching job by halftime.

I think I want Mark Jackson to get a coaching job before the start of next season.

What have you done, Jay Lethal?

Congrats to FSW getting a legitimate "FIGHT ME IRL BRO, I'll FUCK YOU UP" is the ultimate troll prize.

I feel like I've died and gone to heaven. I hope this fits in my Sig.

I shed a tear for the Nick at Nite of my youth. Oh, Donna Reed...

Thank you all. Five hours later and she's out of surgery, they think they got it all, and ended up taking nearly half her tongue, several lymph nodes and the right side of her thyroid. Here's hoping the pathology comes back clear.

I remember when a crowd was just there to be entertained, not get themselves over. #oldman

Ladies and gentlemen... Queen Alicia, First of her Name. Long may she reign.

People should turn against him because he's boring

Anyone remember back in 2008 when Barack Obama made those infamous comments about how poor, uneducated voters were bitter and always clinging to guns and religion? And then like a week later, all the candidates showed up on Raw, and John McCain was all "I don't think you guys are bitter or clinging to guns." That told me a lot about what people in the mainstream actually think of wrestling fans.

Punk might be the first sober person to ever do that during a Cubs game. Spud needs to be World Champion now.

Beauty here:

SHIT OPINIONS

It is part or tas. Which is the best adaptation of Batman ever by a huge margin. It's a basically perfect Batman movie. Watch it. Twice.

I am going to get in so much trouble this fall.. BABY, I CANNOT TALK ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW~! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS CALL IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING RAID~???

Lol u internet tuff guys make me laff don't think I'm not someone who will fuck u up

If hating the X-Men makes me a Nazi, I... nope, can't do it

In fact, on an overall scale, NFL players make significantly less than MLB and NBA (and typically have shorter careers, much higher injury risks, AND they don't get guaranteed contracts.)

Nothing is better than watch Luke Harper doing his old Chikara lucha stuff. Yeah it doesn't make sense a big man does it but he does it so well then why not.

Well sure. What wrestling fan hasn't grown tired of the friends asking if you know it's fake, or looking at you like you just admitted to enjoying snuff films when you say you watch wrestling? I have friends who used to come over each week and talk about Jersey Shore and the Kardashians, and they would then mock my wrestling fandom. THAT is how low down the totem poll of pop culture we are. On top of that I've really enjoyed the network and I'd love to keep paying ten bucks a month for the next few years. All the recent terrible business news probably means that isn't happening. So I was rooting for them on that front.

Fat guy wrestling is my absolute favorite thing. And since nobody else has mentioned him, I will nominate Kraneo baby! He is the former Alebrije, except now he is sponsored by Golden Corral (I assume). What's so great is he always busts ass in all his matches, and I like to think it's because he gets tons of shit backstage for his appearance, so he goes out of his way to look like the best guy in a six man every week to justify it. At about 17:30 here he bumps big to the floor and taking a cool bump into the ropes:

Very fun collection of photos featuring Sir. Ian McKellen and Sir. Patrick Stewart: http://www.empireonline.com/features/patrick-stewart-ian-mckellen-internet

It doesn't matter who they cast as Gambit, that person is overqualified. Look, we had Gambit in a movie once before, and it was the worst X-Men movie ever. THIS IS NOT A COINCIDENCE~!

Via Cubsfan, Cachorro's highspot tonight