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Can anyone really beat Josh Matthews as champion of former Tough Enough contestants? Makes it to the finals, loses to Maven and is still with the company 11 years later in a non-physical role. Best possible outcome for a wannabe wrestler.

All this talk about bowling, and no one mentions this?!

I didn't dare make it homo-erotic.

Kinda bummed they showed an alternate Prime Time and not the one that was coming up where Bobby Heenan tells all the kids that Santa isn't real, and that their parents bought all those presents only for Piper to then beat the crap out of him. Though I can kinda understand why they chose not to air it. Here's the clip, one of Heenan's best heel moments ever:

I think after they cut to the lifeless corpse of Ryder, Cena should still give Crowe the AA, pin him and Michael Cole says "John Cena saves the day and nothing of value was lost" as the WWE copyright thing pops up over Ryders's bloody lifeless body.

Jesus can we just stop talking about this backward fuck and his backward fuck show made exclusively for the children of incest?

I didn't dare make it homo-erotic. Nah, that's not homo-erotic at all. Not in comparison to this:

That reminds me, having proclaimed during last year's March Madness that this was going to be THE YEAR OF DOLPH, and now that THE YEAR OF DOLPH is officially coming to an end, I guess it's time to look back and reflect one last time at how great that all went... .... .....

What is going on with Vince? He and Meltzer look like they're transforming into each other.

Looks like a realistic Canadian Destroyer Isn't that the Code Red? Haven't you gotten the memo? It's the Code Gold round these parts.

I didn't dare make it homo-erotic. Nah, that's not homo-erotic at all.

That is, without a doubt, the greatest preview screen for any Youtube video ever created.

Henrik's shootout attempts are basically him waiting for someone to pass to and then skating into the goalie.

The first Terminator does a great job of using Arnold's then extremely limited range. But in the second movie? The man gives a god damn great performance of slowly letting in more humanity. If a more respected dramatic actor had the role and turned in the exact same performance that man would have gotten serious Oscar nomination buzz.

Aunt May made him lasagna, of course Garfield was going to be happier than Maguire.

Tonight, on a very special Family Ties: Alex's increasingly conservative worldview causes tension and concern in the Keaton household. When The Zambuie Express' car breaks down just outside their house, Steve and Elyse invite the TV wrestling stars to dinner in the hopes of teaching their son a lesson or two in diversity. Meanwhile, in an attempt to impress Mallory, Skippy hilariously gets his nose caught in a pencil sharpener.

March Madness always boils down to nothing more than a popularity contest rather than an objective discovery of who the best wrestler from March to March truly was. It's an abomination of the democratic process!

Alison Pill shouldn't be hired for anything ever again.

I may or may not be masturbating furiously as we speak.

I would say take 5 minutes to look at this and not actively comment too much but: Kane talking about bitcoin as a talking head is just surreal.

Fuck that dude. WE GOT TO PUT ZIGGLER IN BEFORE OKADA! See. This is your problem. You can't keep your foot out of you mouth.

We didn't talk about Almost Human this week and how good it was. There has to be more then 3 people here that love that show.

God I love a good Ayn Rand bashing. Fuck that bitch. Also, I love a good Dick Slater podcast.

Guys guys guys... Mark Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer

I love the idea that it's unexpected and noteworthy that two decades of added experience made someone better. .. but not as much as I love the classic post formula of [ludicrous fantasy booking followed by melancholy lament]

"Regular Internet user" needs to be a rank on this board.

The family are multimillionaires, so I'm not feeling that sympathetic for 'em.

You know what has Duck in the title and isn't terrible?

It isn't intolerance to call out against and publicly berate predudice. This whole "they aren't tolerating my ignorance" trend is fucking stupid. That being said, who fucking cares what this hillbilly whose 15 minutes is gonna be done in a couple more seasons says? It's bullshit news that distracts from real news.

What happened is that GLAAD flexed a little muscle, got what they wanted (the public repudiation of Robertson from A&E) and they will safely move on. Even if it hits a backlash effect that gets A&E and/or Duck Commander more money, GLAAD won any public battle in a matter of hours. Because increased viewership and merch sales won't do A&E much good if sponsors flee the show.

Their needs to be an angle where Crowe challenges Cena to a title match, but right when the bell rings Crowe tells Cena that he has placed bombs throughout the arena, and he'll set off the charges unless Cena willingly lays down for the pin. Cena's like "You're bluffing", and Crowe's like "Oh am I now". So he presses the button and you hear a loud explosion go off. Cut to the back where we see a bloody Zack Ryder lying dead in the back. "What's it going to be Cena?" "Your Championship, or the lives of the WWE Universe?" he tells him. Cena says "ALL RIGHT! I'LL DO IT!" with his signature over the top acting. 1... 2... 3! "Your winner, and new WWE World Heavyweight Champion, Solomon Crowe".

No, he was saying Jim Crow era south was better than today. Which, while not as bad as saying slavery was better, it's still horrific. And he pretty much equated homosexuality, bestiality, and terrorism together. Of course, A&E has already filmed the next season of Duck Dynasty, with him in it, and would anyone be shocked if, by the time it comes to film the season after that, and this is all nearly a year in the past, they quietly lift his suspension? In the meantime, A&E gets to do some damage control PR work, the show gets some publicity ahead of it's next season premiere, and possibly gets a "Support Chik-fil-a" effect boost. But the bigoted asshole is still a bigoted asshole.

Fuck crossed eyed people. 2+ years and I still don't know where to look when talking to my boss.

So, that's why Dory's hair looks like that.

I'm really getting tired of seeing the car commercial with Michael Bolton.

Oh God, I forgot about that. Another reason why I hate the non-organic webshooters. Superhero genius kid can make webshooters, but leaves a label on his camera in the main villain's lair that says who the camera belongs to and the font on the label is the font for the movie title.

Sure and the PC police are still incredibly tough to take. There are more important issues in this world than concerning yourself with what some crazy old man is saying in a GQ interview. So fucking concern yourself with them, already. Seriously, what are you even arguing, here? That people shouldn't care about shit they care about? It doesn't change a thing because NOBODY is taking this guy seriously and he doesn't fucking matter. Yes, lets draw more attention to a crazy old hick with his crazy old opinions. That's really going to accomplish something. You want to place pressure on policymakers? Sure, I'm all for it. That makes SENSE. Again, what does going after this guy accomplish? How does it progress gay rights? It's a waste of time. Nobody gives a shit about D-list celebrity opinions. Why is this country so obsessed with pop culture.. it's ridiculous.. Ignoring these idiots would be the best thing for everyone. By going after them you are valuing their opinions.. Well, judging by this, some people do take their opinions seriously. Their guy beat out the guy that the governor endorsed. The crazy old hick is also a multi-millionaire with a Master's Degree, for what its worth.

Never Forget.

Exactly. If there's people around that know him, it's one thing, but random crowd on a train? Nothin' Like when Luthor and Wally West switched bodies on Justice League - first thing he did was take off the Flash's mask, then realized he had no idea who the face belonged to.

Oh, anytime it comes to you, Brian, or James, I keep your mad biases in mind.

I have an answer to A&E's problems: "The part of Phil will now be played by Sir Ian McKellan" Dressed in full-on Gandalf mode.

Buy Final Crisis. It's the best mega-crossover event in comic book history.

TNA guys go in Europa League.

SAD OLD MEN AND REMAINS OF YOUR SAD PENISES, TELEVISION HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT THAT IS IMPORTANT TO YOU: 80s B-Movie starlet Corinne Bohrer is in a tracfone commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6MbTK1M0xQ She's two-years younger than Geena Davis. She doesn't do archery. And she looks magnificent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60YXgV_ugt0

I did not watch. Can you elaborate on this, preferably in the form of screencaps?