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Boy, this new school of posters just....yecchhh.........

I really hate all of you

@RebySky: This wkend: Ric Flair accidentally walks into girls locker room & quickly closes the door, reopens & yells WOOO ! Then quickly closes again

Also known as: Life...all life.

Let's try this again.

Really, this is all the movie needs to be. 85 min of a talking racoon shooting anything that moves. And maybe 5 min of Groot. I smell money.

Pretty much the same thing that happens to every thread.

Fuck it I'm in. Go Raccoon.

On the plus side you keep significant amounts of brain cells active by avoiding them.

If Cena drops Nikki once the show is done, Vince will wipe his ass with what the Bellas think.

Man, my kahagas are sweating like crazy

Ban. "Cartwright?"

Brilliant:

Any chane that Wong Kar Wai's The Grandmaster will actually get a reasonably decent wide release in the US, meaning will I be able to go see this movie without having to trek 45 minutes across town to see it?

Man McDonalds totally missed the boat on a Ken Patera campaign like that.

Well we watch a lot of matches so we pick up on the selling. I have to sort of be convinced that a wrestler knows what he's doing when he does something and it's being done for a reason I feel is valid or else I'm going to look at a match more poorly. It's the difference between watching trained acrobatics and watching wrestling. If I wanted trained acrobatics I'd watch Cirque De Soleil. If i wanted real strikes, I'd watch MMA. I want the unique art form of pro wrestling and that, to me, is primarily about the psychology, structure, and narrative of a match.

How else will people learn about dead babies in Florida if they aren't watching Nancy Grace?

I'm not as high/low on CM Punk as everyone else, but you are clearly incorrect about this. I don't know that this actually happened, and considering the source, I'd bet it didn't.

That's kinda how wrestling is intended to be watched.

They are so bad, yet you keep talking about them.I don't like the Nolan Batman movies. But you know what, I don't go in that thread and ruin it for people who enjoy them.

I ride or die with Ziggy Sobotka and give zero fucks.

Also known as Sports...all sports.

Or, you know...have Punk get his skinny fat ass kicked terribly and actually be humbled and act like a fucking human being that needs to overcome adversity instead of an entitled twat Godmode sue that acts like he's above it all and easily dismisses every opponent and cuts promos where he calls himself "the best" 50 times. It's a character growth moment. Of course, since he got the upperhand right before the ppv, I'm pretty sure Brock's gonna snap his arm with a kimura.

Y'know what I was thinking after that really great promo where Cena brought the intensity and invoked Make-A-Wish, just the thing to drive his fans wild, and Bryan brought the intensity and invoked Japanese wrestling, just the thing to drive HIS fans wild, and Cena slapped Bryan and Bryan refused to slap Cena back and that sleepy Sacramento crowd had finally been woken up and was going nuts? I was thinking "I hope HHH comes out. That's what this needs."

Everyone is sleeping on JBL comparing Khali/Natalya to the Missing Link and Dark Journey.

I find a good intro to hoppier beers is Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. Has that west coast hop profile that's found through a lot of the region's IPAs, but in a milder dose, so you can acclimate to the bitterness.

I chuckled when Austin asked about his movie if it was gay porn and Nash either no sold or didn't catch it. The Bond. James Bond bit from the spring break show was funny too.

But we love you! I'm more of a well-wisher, in that I don't wish him any specific harm.

Yeah but lots of people in real life have shitty punches too. Austin's at least were connecting most of the time.

It was actually Overly Critical Man, whoever that is, but I am sticking to my guns. World's changing Matt. Punches are out, old chum. It's all about lungblowers and back crackers. I'm actually not a big punches guy, or really a huge execution guy in general. Wrestling is symbolism. I'm not as much of a proponent as Old Man Sorrow of "if the fans are into it, it's good," but when it comes to strikes/execution my general feeling is "if the fans buy it, it's fine" with anything better than that as extra credit. I know that there are others who strongly disagree with me though. I definitely care more about structure/theory than execution. Same here man. If I wanted to see good punches I'd be into boxing or MMA. I mean, if I see a stiff punch I'm cool with it like anyone else but I don't need it. I'm suspending my disbelief and am totally fine with seeing completely pulled punches. I thought it was hilarious when the Internet went nuts about Cena's hurucanrana and how sloppy it was -- who gives a crap, it was completely awesome.

They'll come crawling back in a month when they're stuck in Alicia Fox land while combinations of the Total Divas Kliq swap the title around with each other and the Uso gets more tv time than Dolph. Well, the latter already happened.

I fully support this Deontay Wilder Lights Out 2013 murder tour. The HW ranks could use a few less tomato cans and a badass as the unified champ that chews up usurpers like a combine in a fucking wheat field and really tests a contender's heart. Everybody gets to wear a title belt in boxing these days. What is this? The WWE?

Maybe he will be seling spirit squad pictures too

I agree 100%. Steve doesn't need to wrestle again if he doesn't want to. So if he does, he's calling his own shot. And I think he's made pretty clear that would be Punk.

I personally thought STID was the sure-fire bet for a top freshness rating. I easily put it at #1 in my RT list. In somewhat related news, just came from watching Elysium and I enjoyed it quite a bit.

If you don't watch this show hoping that in this episode, Ghost Doakes turns up and kills the entire cast in five minutes, and the remaining 40 minutes are dedicated to a music video being shot at a roller skating rink for a "Surprise Muthafucker" remix of Cha Cha Slide, I question your ability to critique television.

I'm pretty sure Cena came back before the show even ended so he wasn't even gone a week. If they're thinking of bringing back Cold Stone for WrestleMania it should be either against Bray Wyatt or teaming with Trips and some other Attitude Era guy against The Shield. RVD needs to quit the weed. It makes him paranoid.

I do generally try to avoid terrible movies.

I think the world would rather see Austin Vs. Cena, honestly.

When I break kayfabe and do a shoot move, I always make it a Hurricanrana.

Is there a more boring team to spam the football folder with than the Bills? Guys, you won't finish above the Patriots, let's focus our attention on real teams like the Detroit Lions.

I knew a guy in junior high who owned a Sodom tape. He thought the name of the band was Scrotum. Yeah, he was really stupid.

Chris Hero has the ring gear fashion sense that Shawn Michaels has for regular clothes