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Boy, this new school of posters just....yecchhh.........

I really hate all of you

@RebySky: This wkend: Ric Flair accidentally walks into girls locker room & quickly closes the door, reopens & yells WOOO ! Then quickly closes again

Also known as: Life...all life.

Let's try this again.

Really, this is all the movie needs to be. 85 min of a talking racoon shooting anything that moves. And maybe 5 min of Groot. I smell money.

Pretty much the same thing that happens to every thread.

Fuck it I'm in. Go Raccoon.

On the plus side you keep significant amounts of brain cells active by avoiding them.

If Cena drops Nikki once the show is done, Vince will wipe his ass with what the Bellas think.

Man, my kahagas are sweating like crazy

Ban. "Cartwright?"

Brilliant:

Any chane that Wong Kar Wai's The Grandmaster will actually get a reasonably decent wide release in the US, meaning will I be able to go see this movie without having to trek 45 minutes across town to see it?

Man McDonalds totally missed the boat on a Ken Patera campaign like that.

Well we watch a lot of matches so we pick up on the selling. I have to sort of be convinced that a wrestler knows what he's doing when he does something and it's being done for a reason I feel is valid or else I'm going to look at a match more poorly. It's the difference between watching trained acrobatics and watching wrestling. If I wanted trained acrobatics I'd watch Cirque De Soleil. If i wanted real strikes, I'd watch MMA. I want the unique art form of pro wrestling and that, to me, is primarily about the psychology, structure, and narrative of a match.

How else will people learn about dead babies in Florida if they aren't watching Nancy Grace?

I'm not as high/low on CM Punk as everyone else, but you are clearly incorrect about this. I don't know that this actually happened, and considering the source, I'd bet it didn't.

That's kinda how wrestling is intended to be watched.

They are so bad, yet you keep talking about them.I don't like the Nolan Batman movies. But you know what, I don't go in that thread and ruin it for people who enjoy them.

I ride or die with Ziggy Sobotka and give zero fucks.

Also known as Sports...all sports.

Or, you know...have Punk get his skinny fat ass kicked terribly and actually be humbled and act like a fucking human being that needs to overcome adversity instead of an entitled twat Godmode sue that acts like he's above it all and easily dismisses every opponent and cuts promos where he calls himself "the best" 50 times. It's a character growth moment. Of course, since he got the upperhand right before the ppv, I'm pretty sure Brock's gonna snap his arm with a kimura.

Y'know what I was thinking after that really great promo where Cena brought the intensity and invoked Make-A-Wish, just the thing to drive his fans wild, and Bryan brought the intensity and invoked Japanese wrestling, just the thing to drive HIS fans wild, and Cena slapped Bryan and Bryan refused to slap Cena back and that sleepy Sacramento crowd had finally been woken up and was going nuts? I was thinking "I hope HHH comes out. That's what this needs."

Everyone is sleeping on JBL comparing Khali/Natalya to the Missing Link and Dark Journey.

Nice bounce back game for the Bucs. Pedro hits straight ball very far. And too bad Liriano missed the first month and a half or else he'd be giving Kershaw a run for Cy Young. I finally understand what Piranesi's rantings about hippies and counter culture are all about. The Cardinals have a big problem with lefties.

You have to do that at summer camp, guys. Especially if a lot of kids are into Pac-Man.

But we love you! I'm more of a well-wisher, in that I don't wish him any specific harm.

Funny thing is I think the STF is the most painful looking submission on the roster. It doesn't make any sense, because people always sell Cena's horrible hand clasp/neck squeeze while their leg looks like it's about to be ripped apart at the knee. It looks especially nasty in the big money matches with Punk, where they usually work a rope grab/cut off spot in. When he reapplies it after dragging Punk to the center of the ring it always looks like Punk's leg might just snap in half. They still play it off as an upper body submission, though, which is horrible.

I like CAN'T HARDLY WAIT :-(

What the fuck happened in this thread?

First of all, there's no evidence that Ty Cobb ever pistol whipped someone to death. Secondly, pretty much every negative story you've ever heard about Cobb originates from Al Stump, a known fraud and forger who flat out made them up. Cobb was probably a racist, not all that unusual for people born in the 1800s. But he was not a psycopath and he was not a killer. He wasn't real likeable, and was sometimes dirty on the field (see: the famous photo of Cobb "sliding" into home with a flying kick) but he was hardly the monster he's been portrayed as.

I'm pretty sure Cena came back before the show even ended so he wasn't even gone a week. If they're thinking of bringing back Cold Stone for WrestleMania it should be either against Bray Wyatt or teaming with Trips and some other Attitude Era guy against The Shield. RVD needs to quit the weed. It makes him paranoid.

Cap does a high dive into the drink from a quinjet. He boards a tanker and starts knocking out guards. He proceeds across the tanker using jumps and his shield to take out multiple guards. A guard is about to pull an alarm and Cap throws a dagger into his hand. Rumlow parachutes in and tranqs a guy that's behind Cap. Black Widow chutes in and bugs Cap about setting him up on a date. Cap tells her to knock it off and stay on mission. Black Widow does a type of stairwell dive and starts shooting down some guards. Super soldier outfit looks alright. I'm not crazy about the design, but for this story I guess it makes sense.

OF COURSE they're showing him wearing a Miami Heat cap.

If I get a Ribera Jacket I'm sure as shit not giving it away to you bunch of assholes for March Madness.

I tend to echo much of what has been said here, but I'm a little surprised at the lack of love for the commentary during the Orton vs. Sandow match. Rhodes asking Jerry how he would feel if Jerry were in his shoes and Jackie Fargo pushed him off the ladder was awesome. This Raw was full of many little touches that applied of veneer of the writing staff giving a crap about history, like Cena saying "Benoit" under his breath when going down the list of wrestlers he's faced. And I tried to make it through the full three hours and fell asleep multiple times. They have got to cut this show back to two hours.

I was hoping Mark Henry would stand on the steps, pick up the ring, and dump the other 19 guys out.

When I break kayfabe and do a shoot move, I always make it a Hurricanrana.

The Road Warriors were awesome. Who cares how great many great matches they had. They hit the ring and hurt motherfuckers. THAT is pro wrestling.

That was amazing. I'm a terrible human being.

I knew a guy in junior high who owned a Sodom tape. He thought the name of the band was Scrotum. Yeah, he was really stupid.

Man, Crappy Wrestling Belt Titles got screwed hard.