scraylo187 872 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 I'm digging this Puerto Rican team: Carlos Colon, Carlito, Pedro Morales, Savio Vega, and Eddie Kingston roll in with Amazing Red dressed as a bull. Link to post Share on other sites
jaedmc 7,407 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Amazing Red dressed as a bull. The Amazing Red Bull? *WINK* 1 Link to post Share on other sites
scraylo187 872 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Amazing Red dressed as a bull. The Amazing Red Bull? *WINK* 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Brian Fowler 15,297 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Team Grenoble, in the French Alps: Andre and it doesn't matter because Andre wins Survivor Series matches. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
mattdangerously 6,939 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Team Houston: Undertaker, Stone Cold (Victoria is close enough to count), Booker T, Hernandez. Link to post Share on other sites
Fat Spanish Waiter 2,639 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Team Houston: Undertaker, Stone Cold (Victoria is close enough to count), Booker T, Hernandez. POCKET SAND DETROIT WINS AGAIN 1 Link to post Share on other sites
kafkonia 925 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Team Philly: Take your pick from Raven, Sandman, Kidman, Nasty Boys, Steve Blackman, Mike Quackenbush, Stevie Richards, Snitsky, Chief Jay Strongbow... Team Pittsburgh: Kurt Angle, Shane Douglas, Sylvester Terkay, Bruno Sammartino... Jenna Morasca? And y'all are sleeping on Team Samoa. Link to post Share on other sites
Curt McGirt 12,762 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Team Honolulu: Ricky Steamboat, KING CURTIS IAUKEA, Akebono, Brian Adams and Buck Zumhofe, who his partners would immediately turn on. They'd have to turn on Ricky too because there's no way in hell he goes along with that. Team Minneapolis: Curt Hennig, Larry Hennig, Verne Gagne, Rick Rude and either Barry Darsow or Nikita Koloff. Tom Zenk can be the waterboy. Link to post Share on other sites
alstein 739 Posted November 21, 2013 Author Share Posted November 21, 2013 Throw Larry Z on team Pittsburgh, though you'd have chemistry issues with Bruno. As for Honolulu, replace King Curtis with Pat Tanaka? Team Minneapolis would be Verne, Curt Hennig, Rick Rude, Lightning Kid, and maybe Jesse Ventura (unsure if Brooklyn Park is close enough to count as a suburb) Link to post Share on other sites
Stuttsy 145 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Any 5 Samoans will fuck all these teams up. Link to post Share on other sites
Curt McGirt 12,762 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 If the Axe is right there I'm not letting Jesse on the team. Link to post Share on other sites
Craig H 14,030 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Team Sin City: DDP, Vinny Vegas, the Godfather, Ryback, and Buddy Rose. Link to post Share on other sites
Curt McGirt 12,762 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 I was thinking about a Team San Francisco, who other than Pat Patterson and indy guys would work? Also found this gruesome bit on Wiki about Larry Hennig: A rather infamous knee injury would contribute to Hennig's retirement from wrestling. On November 1, 1967, during a tag team match in Winnipeg, Hennig was in the middle of liftingJohnny Powers as another opponent rammed into him from the front.[2] As he dropped Powers to the mat, Hennig found that his knee had bent inward.[2] Despite severe damage to the cartilage and tendons, he refused to go to the local hospital and instead had Race drive him 500 miles home to Minneapolis.[2] If that isn't the toughest fucking thing I've ever heard then I don't know what is. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
JRGoldman 2,093 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Not a city, but I would not fuck with the Kiwi team of Pat O'Connor, Sheepherders, and either Tony Garea or Peter Maivia. Link to post Share on other sites
Dewar 2,406 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Team Winnipeg: Chris Jericho, Roddy Piper, Steve Corino, Don Callis and....um, Chi Chi Cruz? EDIT: Actually Bob Brown. He's a good choice. Maybe Kenny Omega. Isn't George Gordienko originally from Winnipeg? Him or Omega goes over Bob Brown. Kerry Brown goes over Uncle Bob too. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Curt McGirt 12,762 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Team Montreal: Rougeau Bros., Mad Dog and Butcher Vachon, Ronnie Garvin 1 Link to post Share on other sites
elizium 2,434 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Kerry Brown goes over Uncle Bob too. Fuck that, I hate Kerry Brown. Bob at least looked like an old, grizzled wrestler. Kerry looked like a doughy kid, I fucking hated him when I was 9. Fucking ridiculous that the two of them could beat Benoit and Wellington Jericho, Piper, Corino is a great Trio, but it's not enough to survive. We have Alison Danger and Sarita on the outside, they'll probably cause at least one elimination. Link to post Share on other sites
elizium 2,434 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Team Montreal: Rougeau Bros., Mad Dog and Butcher Vachon, Ronnie Garvin That's a good one. Very underrated, they'd probably pull a couple upsets in the early rounds.....of this make believe tournament. Link to post Share on other sites
Go2Sleep 1,453 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Team Minneapolis: Curt Hennig, Larry Hennig, Verne Gagne, Rick Rude and either Barry Darsow or Nikita Koloff. Tom Zenk can be the waterboy. Sean Waltman should at least get the waterboy spot. And the last real spot should go to Brock Lesnar. Perfect, Rude, Lesnar, Verne, and Larry the Ax with Waltman running interference could give Detroit and Chicago a run for their money. El Paso could field a good squad just by throwing the Guerrero family out there. Comedy option: Team Greenwich, CT (Triple H, Vince McMahon, Shane McMahon, Rodney, Pete Gas) Link to post Share on other sites
Pete 16,795 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Team Montreal: Rougeau Bros., Mad Dog and Butcher Vachon, Ronnie Garvin That's a good one. Very underrated, they'd probably pull a couple upsets in the early rounds.....of this make believe tournament. Swap in Jos LeDuc for Butcher and they'd make a few more waves. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
cwoy2j 3,806 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Team Philly: Take your pick from Raven, Sandman, Kidman, Nasty Boys, Steve Blackman, Mike Quackenbush, Stevie Richards, Snitsky, Chief Jay Strongbow... Team Pittsburgh: Kurt Angle, Shane Douglas, Sylvester Terkay, Bruno Sammartino... Jenna Morasca? And y'all are sleeping on Team Samoa. Take Raven off of the Philly team. When he wasn't being billed from The Bowery or whatever, he was billed from Short Hills, NJ. Link to post Share on other sites
cwoy2j 3,806 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 team Kansas City would be Harley Race, Cowboy Bob Orton, Mr. Hughes and Rufus R. Freight Train Jones.. at the very least. KC has Harley Race. This team beats all other teams because Harley would either headbutt everyone into oblivion or pay Paul Jones and his whole entourage of people, Dick Slater....Kabuki orJack Brisco who was world champion and took the belt from him, to eliminate the other teams. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Nice Guy Eddie 22,117 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 I know I'm biased toward New Jersey b/c it's my home state, but don't overlook a team that can be comprised of Bam Bam Bigelow, King Kong Bundy, DDP, Raven, and Chris Candido. If you want to inject some youth on the team, you can sub out for Jay Lethal. Balls Mahoney and Devon Storm would also would be acceptable substitutions. Dawn Marie and Tammy Sytch in their heyday were fine eye candy to provide distractions on the outside. Link to post Share on other sites
Raziel 8,637 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Team Jersey is also managed by JJ Dillion, so we win everything. Link to post Share on other sites
Nice Guy Eddie 22,117 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Team Jersey is also managed by JJ Dillion, so we win everything. Good call. I don't know how JJ slipped my mind. Link to post Share on other sites
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