The Washington Commanders Can Fuck Right Off

[RIPPA]

 

[dogwelder]

I blame Jon Gruden

[RIPPA]

 

[madl]

Was just about to post that.  Blackmail is certainly one way to go.

i don’t think it will work.  My prediction is one of the owners makes a call and Snyder accidentally puts too much hydrochloric acid in his coffee before falling on a sharp rake that just happens to be lying around his townhouse then stumbling out an open 10th floor window,

Accidents happen.

Edited October 13, 2022 by madl

[RIPPA]

So obviously - Washington issued a statement shitting on the report but the best part is they decided to claim it is part of a grand conspiracy to get Snyder to sell the team.

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“It’s hard to imagine a piece that is more categorically untrue, and is clearly part of a well-funded, two-year misinformation campaign to coerce the sale of the team, which will continue to be unsuccessful,” the team said, via Ben Standig of TheAthletic.com.

 

[Mister TV]

Snyder doesn't have anything besides drunk Jerry Jones and pilled out Jim Irsay stories, this is a bluff by someone who knows he's done. 

[RIPPA]

[Tabe]

2 hours ago, Mister TV said:

Snyder doesn't have anything besides drunk Jerry Jones and pilled out Jim Irsay stories, this is a bluff by someone who knows he's done. 

I hope he does have something. And I hope he decides to burn all the bridges. Bring on the dumpster fire! 

[Trebor]

>>> “It’s hard to imagine a piece that is more categorically untrue, and is clearly part of a well-funded, two-year misinformation campaign to coerce the sale of the team, which will continue to be unsuccessful,” the team said, via Ben Standig of TheAthletic.com.

 

even they know it.

 

 

[BobbyWhioux]

Toldja back on page 15 he shouldn’t have tried to mess with their money

[dogwelder]

 

[RIPPA]

Funny how that works out

[Travis Sheldon]

Do I hear the sound of Jon Gruden laughing in the distance?

It's that or tinnitus.

[The Comedian]

LOL @ Dan Snyder turning into the villain from The Last Boy Scout...they gonna "novelly remove him" with a briefcase rigged with explosives...

[clintthecrippler]

For some reason I have in my head the ghost of Norm Macdonald telling Dan Snyder that "not only do the NFL owners want to wish you well, they want to throw you down one...THEY WANT TO MURDER YOU IN A WELL, DAN"

[RIPPA]

Just a reminder that the NFL is the worst too

 

[Dolfan in NYC]

And this is apparently not over....

 

[RIPPA]

 

[Contentious C]

As per Clint, I'm reading that quote as if Norm presented it on Weekend Update.

[dogwelder]

 

[RIPPA]

LOOK AT ALL THE GOOD WE DID THE LAST TWO YEARS!!!

IGNORE ALL THOSE OTHER YEARS!!!

[dogwelder]

 

[Tabe]

6 hours ago, RIPPA said:

Just a reminder that the NFL is the worst too

 

Gee, I can hardly imagine why Tom Brady didn't turn over his personal phone to the NFL... 

[Brian Fowler]

18 minutes ago, Tabe said:

Gee, I can hardly imagine why Tom Brady didn't turn over his personal phone to the NFL... 

Especially after the data he did give them leaked almost immediately.

Fuck deflategate was so dumb and people still believe the NFL had evidence and proof.

[hammerva]

I am not sure if it is good or bad thing that the person who is calling out Richie Rich is someone that frankly had so many shady things in this past that having "dirt" on him seems like a waste .  Short of a dead body or a sexual assault charge I think most people would be like "yeah tell me something new"

 

 

Edited October 19, 2022 by hammerva