The Washington Commanders Can Fuck Right Off

[Travis Sheldon]

3 minutes ago, hammerva said:

This Gasparino guy is either work a heel gimmick to troll people in last moments of Richie Rich run for the team or he is generally an obnoxious asshole 

A little from column a and a little from column b. 

[hammerva]

While it wouldn't surprise me if it was planned already, the idea of 106.7  The Fan doing an entire day at a brewery to celebrate is pretty funny.  Except for kiss asses like Bram on 630, tomorrow will be like Christmas 

[Brian Fowler]

Yay, Snyder is out and leaving with... More than 7x ROI.

[RIPPA]

Here is the deal - since Dan Snyder can't stop being a dick

The agreement with the Harris group is non-exclusive. Basically - Snyder has accepted the offer but if someone beats the money, he (Snyder) will take it

That is why ESPN is adamant that Steve Apostolopoulos is still involved

[dogwelder]

Or if Bezos changes his mind again and puts in a last second bid

[hammerva]

The hottest beer in the area.  Actually not that bad either if you are into IPA

 

[dogwelder]

Wait...the Brian Davis bid story is real?!?!?

 

[RIPPA]

Real in that he keeps finding local media to run the story.

[RIPPA]

[Brian Fowler]

And Snyder has officially submitted the Harris purchase to the NFL, so unless the league rejects it for some reason, that's that.

[dogwelder]

So, remember when I joked that Saudi Arabia would try to buy the Commanders if they missed out on WWE...

[JLSigman]

2 hours ago, dogwelder said:

So, remember when I joked that Saudi Arabia would try to buy the Commanders if they missed out on WWE...

The billions backing it are clean - aka well laundered?

[RIPPA]

For the record - Brian Davis is currently giving a bat shit insane interview on the DC sports radio station

He claims that the business - that no one can find a single thing about - has the same market cap as General Motors and then dropped the line "my money comes from white people"

[dogwelder]

Yeah, it's one of the craziest interviews I've heard on the show, mostly because Davis is throwing out stuff that's pretty much complete nonsense.

The 'my money comes from white people', though...I have a theory (which I won't state because it would probably degenerate into political talk), but I would not be shocked if there's another Congressional hearing...

[RIPPA]

He also dropped during the Channel 9 interview that clearly the money can't be from Saudi Arabia because "he had never been to Saudi Arabia"

[dogwelder]

"I have no problem with Magic because I like blacks"

[RIPPA]

I mean honestly this "Brian Davis is going buy the team" bullshit is the perfect cherry on top of the shit show

[RIPPA]

THE MAN LITERALLY DEFINED A PYRAMID SCHEME AS THE WAY HE WAS GETTING HIS MONEY!!!

I am tossing pants off the balcony as I type this

[hammerva]

18 minutes ago, RIPPA said:

For the record - Brian Davis is currently giving a bat shit insane interview on the DC sports radio station

 

And where is the best place to do a bat shit crazy interview on a DC sports radio station?  Of course it is the Junkies.   You know at least half of them have dollar signs dancing in their heads thinking of way to get some free shit from him.  If he actually has any money to begin with

Oh man he basically defined a ponzi scheme on the radio.  Lurch must be turgid right now 

Edited April 19, 2023 by hammerva

[dogwelder]

 

[hammerva]

It really does come off like what happened with the Islanders that was on the 30 for 30 many years ago.  Except the major difference is that Goddell (more specifically the owners) aren't that dumb and gullible unlike Bettman and that John Spano waited until AFTER the deal to promise the moon and the stars to the media.

[JLowe]

2 hours ago, dogwelder said:

Yeah, it's one of the craziest interviews I've heard on the show, mostly because Davis is throwing out stuff that's pretty much complete nonsense.

The 'my money comes from white people', though...I have a theory (which I won't state because it would probably degenerate into political talk), but I would not be shocked if there's another Congressional hearing...

You think Elon is going to use some of his billions just to buy the team and troll the libs by changing the name back?

[Dolfan in NYC]

7 minutes ago, JLowe said:

You think Elon is going to use some of his billions just to buy the team and troll the libs by changing the name back?

The word "his" is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence.    He's so indebted to KSA or UAE backers it's going to take several emerald mines to get him out.

[Just Adam Bay Bay]

So where is this loon supposedly getting 2.1 billion from? Because according to Pro Football Talk he’s not the owner unless he contributes that much of the sale price:

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2023/04/19/brian-davis-talks-about-his-bid-for-the-commanders/amp/

[dogwelder]

33 minutes ago, JLowe said:

You think Elon is going to use some of his billions just to buy the team and troll the libs by changing the name back?

Oh I wasn't thinking about Elon.  I was more thinking about the GOP in Congress...