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24 minutes ago, Niners Fan in CT said:

I was just talking about corporate restaurants,  CT does have a lot of good pizza joints mostly in New Haven area. 

Ah, understood. I'm a little less upset now. New Haven's great (Modern > Pepe's. Never tried Sally's. Bar is good but it's a different thing.) but my two favorite CT spots are by far Vinny's in Bridgeport and Papa's in Milford. Colony Grill in Stamford is great too but again, kind of a different thing. 

 

@Tromatagon I know what I said ?

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1 hour ago, nate said:

That's the most magnificent thing I've seen today, and I had a dude pee in my office trash can.

#mentalhealthWINS

That's the good thing about the dead, they can't pee in your garbage can. Unfortunately, I've been sprayed removing catheters because hospital and nursing home staff don't want to do their jobs. I guess I'd rather have someone pee in my garbage can.

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1 hour ago, Tromatagon said:

Some people pay for that stuff.  Count your blessings gents.

I tried to once, but the dominatrix said I was too drunk, and she would have felt like she was taking advantage of me. New Year's Eve 1999-2000 with an open bar and Monster Magnet. The best part...I wasn't even legally old enough to drink yet.

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52 minutes ago, Tromatagon said:

Some people pay for that stuff.  Count your blessings gents.

In hotels in Moscow allegedly. 

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Okay, gonna spoiler it, so it won't interfere with the serious wrestling discussion, and anyone not wanting to read it doesn't have to:

I was doing a screening on a guy recently discharged from the state hospital.  Psychotic d/o, and, from what I could tell from the records I got, he was not much better today than when he went in.  (Insert quality of inpatient care rant here.)

I explained to him that I would need a urine drug screen, but I opened my case of I-Cups* to find that i had no new tests.  I asked him to wait for two minutes while I ran down the hall and grabbed a new case from the supply closet.

Left the office, walked two doors down and grabbed a case, I was opening the test as I walked in the door ... hairy ass cheeks greeted me, as dude has his pants at his knees and he's propping himself on the wall, leaning over my trashcan, and the gold is just flowing.

"Dude, why are you pissing in my trashcan?!??!"

"Man, why are you in my bathroom?!??!"

Turns out, the whole time he thought he was still in the hospital.

*Yes, the urine drug screen brand name is I-Cup ... I C U P.

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You know how by and large, obsessive wrestling fans know what wrestler's real names are? Do you think there's a subculture of obsessive porno fans who know all the pornstars' real names and that?

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4 minutes ago, AxB said:

You know how by and large, obsessive wrestling fans know what wrestler's real names are? Do you think there's a subculture of obsessive porno fans who know all the pornstars' real names and that?

Yes.

 

 

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1 hour ago, Craig H said:

This still sounds like nothing compared to the stories I get from my wife about once a month where someone pulls out their IV and it's just a fountain of blood.

I've never done that, but I had a nurse essentially do it me. She just flat out couldn't find a vein (I'm usually somewhat hard to find veins on, but this was an extreme case.) And she ended up changing the equipment she was using, and when she finally tapped a vein, SHE REALIZED SHE HADN'T HOOKED IT UP TO THE IV LINE.

Then I spent the next two hours laying on a bed with a massive amount of my slowly drying blood next to me. And in terrible pain from a kidney stone that wouldn't pass.

In conclusion, AEW isn't going to sue WWE

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On 3/18/2019 at 4:49 PM, Tromatagon said:

Well, we know he's not going back to Japan, or part of that would be pixelated.

Also I signed up for Big Japan Core.  For nothing, since that match with the buzzsaws isn't up yet.  Fuck.

Here is a legendary, classic death match to tide you over...

 

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