Nice Guy Eddie Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 22 hours ago, RolandTHTG said: That's not a Randy Savage compilation, it's a best of John Nord. If You Don't Like Me, There's Something Wrong With You: The Best of John Nord 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 16 minutes ago, GodzillaPerez said: Today I discovered that this existed: Terry Funk can choose whatever goddamn burger he wants. Aww. I was hoping that was Tim Stack with the Funker. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 3 hours ago, RolandTHTG said: Hervey getting the cell phone to the head needed Fred Savage narrating over it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 8 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: Hervey getting the cell phone to the head needed Fred Savage narrating over it. Daniel Stern? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 "Life passes by in a flash. One moment you're a smarmy adolescent television star and the next you're a D-level reality show producer who's made a career in wrestling by telling Eric Bischoff he looks great on a motorcycle and yes, for sure, next week I'll definitely bring my girlfriend to that club to meet his wife. Still, I think of a time when people thought I was photogenic, and a wrestling promotion ruined by Hulk Hogan, like a lot of wrestling promotions ruined by Hulk Hogan, and I look back in wonder." "Can we go outside and play catch?" "I'll be right there, Scott Baio." 6 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: If You Don't Like Me, There's Something Wrong With You: The Best of John Nord You forgot to add “(see back)”. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Cincinnati Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Jeff Hardy's been arrested for impaired driving. I'm disappointed and bummed out about this. Goddamn. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Dammit Jeff 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 So who plays "Woken" Cousin Oliver Hardy? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 3 hours ago, (BP) said: "Life passes by in a flash. One moment you're a smarmy adolescent television star and the next you're a D-level reality show producer who's made a career in wrestling by telling Eric Bischoff he looks great on a motorcycle and yes, for sure, next week I'll definitely bring my girlfriend to that club to meet his wife. Still, I think of a time when people thought I was photogenic, and a wrestling promotion ruined by Hulk Hogan, like a lot of wrestling promotions ruined by Hulk Hogan, and I look back in wonder." "Can we go outside and play catch?" "I'll be right there, Scott Baio." That one wrestling promotion was ruined way before Hulk got there. I don't think Hervey was ever considered photogenic. He just had a really punchable face that was perfect for an obnoxious sibling. Anybody remember the Wonder Years where Kevin told Wayne off and went way too far? Back to wrestling, at the height of Big Show's ego problems in WCW. Regal tells Show "Do you know the difference between you and Ron Reis? They give you a push." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brysynner Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 So depending on what was in Jeff Hardy's system, this would be strike three under the Wellness Policy and he would be fired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 It could be a plain old DUI which WWE has no problem with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 I wish there'd been a Wonder Years invasion of WCW around that time. a Vader vs Fred Savage match that turns out to be Big Show/Mayweather twenty years earlier. Dan Lauria as the Ole Anderson manager. A Madusa/Becky Slater match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 6 minutes ago, RolandTHTG said: I wish there'd been a Wonder Years invasion of WCW around that time. a Vader vs Fred Savage match that turns out to be Big Show/Mayweather twenty years earlier. Dan Lauria as the Ole Anderson manager. A Madusa/Becky Slater match. Well Vader later came close to a match with Fred's younger brother. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Green Meanie Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 58 minutes ago, Victator said: It could be a plain old DUI which WWE has no problem with. Just ask that one Uso brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 1 minute ago, The Green Meanie said: Just ask that one Uso brother. I believe it's pronounced ANNNNN USOOOOOO around here. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Green Meanie Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 6 minutes ago, RolandTHTG said: I believe it's pronounced ANNNNN USOOOOOO around here. More like Usssss-NO 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brysynner Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Victator said: It could be a plain old DUI which WWE has no problem with. For Jeff's employment sake I hope it was just alcohol. Either way I'd hope the company gets him the help he needs. Jeff is almost as bad as RVD when it comes to fucking up at one of the worst possible times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakk_Sabbath Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Isn't the Orton rule that the strikes reset after a while? Or does that not count because he didn't work there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Just now, Zakk_Sabbath said: Isn't the Orton rule that the strikes reset after a while? Or does that not count because he didn't work there I think if you get a second strike, there is a program you can do to go back down to one. But they said repeatedly that leaving doesn't erase strikes back years ago. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted March 12, 2018 Author Share Posted March 12, 2018 Dammit, Jeff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubbymark Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Why couldn't Woken Matt plant something on Bray so he could get potential wellness violations instead... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Okay - hold up Y'all need to remember that an arrest is NOT a Wellness violation. A Wellness violation is for a failed test. The WWE could still go ahead and suspend him since they can play fast and loose with arrests. I mean the one Uso just had a DUI earlier this year and missed a week. And Jeff didn't violate the alcohol clause of the policy because he wasn't drinking alcohol within 12 hours of performing at a WWE event. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 33 minutes ago, Brian Fowler said: I think if you get a second strike, there is a program you can do to go back down to one. But they said repeatedly that leaving doesn't erase strikes back years ago. You can petition to have a strike removed - you just have to stay clean for 18 months. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 If you're the type of jacked dude that makes Vince feel a little funny in the nethers, that automatically reduces your number of strikes by 1 for every 8 months you stay clean and retain a certain level of jackedness. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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