SDL is Ruby Ruby Ruby Soho - 11/21/2017

[DeathyBoy]

Grosses Pointe Blank is a great film and it saddens me that we haven't got a wrestling feud booked ala Blank and the Assassin Union yet. 

[piranesi]

Just now, DeathyBoy said:

Grosses Pointe Blank is a great film and it saddens me that we haven't got a wrestling feud booked ala Blank and the Assassin Union yet. 

Who meeeeeee? Go Gggggggggg? On Uuuuuuuuu? Never!

[Victator]

11 hours ago, Casey said:

Gotta love conjecture presented as fact.

Pretty sure its just a gag.

[piranesi]

The way Rusev looks at English when he's singing is amazing. Lana maybe got that look from him once or twice when they were dating.

New gimmick proposal: Rusev is a berzerking murder machine unless English is singing in which case Rusev just follows him happily. Rusev therefore must be led to the ring with English singing to him the whole time and then when the bell rings he stops singing and Rusev goes full on Orangutan blood-crazy and murders whoever is in the ring. After each match English carefully approaches singing again until Rusev calms down and follows him to the back.

Then English gets accidentally bumped backstage and loses his voice....BOOM Best SMAKCKDOWN OF THE YEAR!!!!!

[DJ Hero Morganti]

So hulk and black widow?  With Lana as thor?

[Curt McGirt]

Reminds me of Foley having the piano music to calm him after he kills his opponents with the Mandible Claw

[odessasteps]

12 minutes ago, Curt McGirt said:

Reminds me of Foley having the piano music to calm him after he kills his opponents with the Mandible Claw

Or the Tasmanian Devil. 

“Music hath charms ...”

[Peck]

4 hours ago, Curt McGirt said:

Reminds me of Foley having the piano music to calm him after he kills his opponents with the Mandible Claw

Or:

[nate]

Or the opposite of Curly in "Punch Drunks".

[Wyld Samurai]

On 11/22/2017 at 4:37 PM, Curt McGirt said:

Reminds me of Foley having the piano music to calm him after he kills his opponents with the Mandible Claw

It's totally Mankind The Mutilator 

[Zac_Fu]

You guys remember what happens to Curly when they play Pop Goes The Weasel, right? It could be like that...

Also, is it me or do the Bludgeon Brothers look like they raided Kaine's closet after his return a few years ago?

 

[piranesi]

49 minutes ago, Zac_Fu said:

You guys remember what happens to Curly when they play Pop Goes The Weasel, right? It could be like that...

Also, is it me or do the Bludgeon Brothers look like they raided Kaine's closet after his return a few years ago?

 

I'd like to think the version of Undertaker that spent a year scrapbooking in a bunker after beating HHH at Mania the first time is the same person who designed and sewed those outfits.

[Curt McGirt]

Since none of you responded to my question about if they were bringing out the "hammers" I looked 'em up 

...goddammit. 

The steampunked sheep's head mask and hoods are okay, I guess

[Curt McGirt]

A written-in-stone wrestling rule is if you bring it to the ring you better use it. If they "use" those things in a match I'll be even more pissed than I am when Aytch does

[The Green Meanie]

On 11/22/2017 at 12:47 PM, piranesi said:

Man, I've watched all of the BLACK COBRA movies multiple times and even I haven't touched a marine.

 

 

That didn't come our right.

Hey hey, let's not say anything we can't take back. The Black Cobra movies were amazing. Except for Black Cobra IV, of course.

[Nice Guy Eddie]

16 hours ago, Curt McGirt said:

Since none of you responded to my question about if they were bringing out the "hammers" I looked 'em up 

...goddammit. 

The steampunked sheep's head mask and hoods are okay, I guess

The hammers are called bludgeons. They can beat you with the bludgeons or they can bludgeon their opponents with their hands. I love the steampunk sheep mask with the hood. I also like how they're not ignoring Harper and Rowan's past, and trying to act like we've never seen them before.

[piranesi]

I also like that Harper is using a strategic ponytail to hide that bald spot. It shows real growth character wise.

[caley]

17 hours ago, Curt McGirt said:

A written-in-stone wrestling rule is if you bring it to the ring you better use it. If they "use" those things in a match I'll be even more pissed than I am when Aytch does

You're gonna be real upset when you see the guy in ROH who brings an axe to the ring!

[Nice Guy Eddie]

Eh, I'm used to it from all the years of HHH using a sledgehammer handle as a weapon, rather than the hammer itself. Speaking of Sledgehammer...just because...

 

[odessasteps]

56 minutes ago, caley said:

You're gonna be real upset when you see the guy in ROH who brings an axe to the ring!

Grizzly Redwood? 

[nate]

23 hours ago, Zac_Fu said:

You guys remember what happens to Curly when they play Pop Goes The Weasel, right? It could be like that...

Also, is it me or do the Bludgeon Brothers look like they raided Kaine's closet after his return a few years ago?

 

I'm on an ignore list ... first phantom-BANNED, now this!

[Brian Fowler]

7 hours ago, caley said:

You're gonna be real upset when you see the guy in ROH who brings an axe to the ring!

Man, The Kingdom is such a weird group.

[Nice Guy Eddie]

4 hours ago, Brian Fowler said:

Man, The Kingdom is such a weird group.

I really liked The Kingdom when it was Adam Cole, Matt Taven, Mike Bennett, and Maria.

 

[Curt McGirt]

14 hours ago, caley said:

You're gonna be real upset when you see the guy in ROH who brings an axe to the ring!

I remember us already bemoaning this somewhere but it wasn't me who brought it up

[Brian Fowler]

9 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I really liked The Kingdom when it was Adam Cole, Matt Taven, Mike Bennett, and Maria.

 

I don't dislike it now. It's just weird. Why exactly is the crazy ax murderer hanging around with the two pretty boys?