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12 hours ago, RolandTHTG said:

We're sleeping on Big Money Matt

Big Money Matt was the previous gimmick before his current High School Theater version of Raven.

 

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I'll acknowledge that the video is beyond cheesy, but it has me interested in a TNA match and angle, so mission accomplished?

 

Also, shout-out to the tanning bed visible when Reby makes her way over to the ring.

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WAIT! All the shitty Hardy videos and none of you posted this one yet?

 

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I don't have POP or whatever network Impact is on, so I first saw the short clip and then last night I saw the Director's Cut that was on twitter. The most hilarious thing to me is the gardener talking to Matt as he's walking towards the building with the ring in it. Matt responds in character, but I don't think that was planned. Who knows, maybe that part aired on the show. 

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Matt - in character - calling out people for their bullshit xenophobia is fairly great too

 

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That last tweeted video was

5 minutes ago, RIPPA said:

WAIT! All the shitty Hardy videos and none of you posted this one yet?

 

This is OUTSTANDING. Starting to think maybe he's in on the joke.

My only memory from his "big" singles WWF run is this

 

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9 minutes ago, RIPPA said:

Matt - in character - calling out people for their bullshit xenophobia is fairly great too

 

 

I'd be less concerned about his gardener's legal status, and more concerned that he apparently hired a gardener who doesn't know how to use a goddamn water hose on the back lawn.

GET YOUR SOD GAME ON POINT, BIG MONEY MATT.

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A few influences (non-chemical) we are sleeping on here:

The possibility that Matt recently saw SUNSET BOULEVARD for the first time:

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The more likely possibility that Matt just saw The 1997 epic VAMPIRE JOURNALS for the first time:

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The possibility that that is not actually Matt Hardy, but that the wardrobe from the Michael Hayes Freebird Road video has become sentient, can now almost pass the Turing test, and has settled on it's most logical human form:

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On ‎6‎/‎1‎/‎2016 at 10:36 AM, nofuture said:

Do they give Emmy's for wrestling vignettes?

 

 

Jesus, Matt really is that aging male porn star that thinks that frosted ends and strategic stubble will revive his career.

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Matt is more Anna-Nicole that human now.

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12 minutes ago, piranesi said:

Matt is more Anna-Nicole that human now.

I have no idea what Matt is now. He is trying to channel Ian McShane and Ron Jeremy at the same time.

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They used a WWE "impact edit" for the moment Matt's stomach gets stuck on the bottom rope.

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1 minute ago, The Natural said:

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Regrets.

He's had a few.  But then again, too few to mention.

For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught.
To say the things he truly feels;
And not the words of one who kneels.
The record shows I did the blow -
And did it my way!

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So, the Hardys might be artistic geniuses in a post-Wiseau world or they might be the brothers from Dead Ringers spiraling into the abyss together. 

Probably a little of column A and a little of column B. 

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Just now, (BP) said:

So, the Hardys might be artistic geniuses in a post-Wiseau world or they might be the brothers from Dead Ringers spiraling into the abyss together. 

Probably a little of column A and a little of column B. 

 

There is one other possibility

 

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Or maybe you just don't get art, jerk:

 

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5 hours ago, Red is Dead said:

Ravens really let himself go...

This isn't the first time Matt has cosplayed Raven

 

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35 minutes ago, The Natural said:

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vs.

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Okay so El Hijo Del Boogeyman is wrestling Seth Rollins's alcoholic uncle.

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You guys keep laughing but it's 50/50 Matt has just booked a reality show on Bravo.

Hold on.  I'm hearing Bravo passed.  Lifetime has...passed.

CMT passed

E! passed.

NatGeoWild....

 

passed.

 

Current TV...

 

SAID THEY'D GIVE HIM A CALL BACK!!!!

Hold on...apparently there is no more Current TV and that was just the number of a Papa Johns Matt has on speed dial in Raleigh and they passed.

 

COME ON, AL JAZEERA AMERICA!!!

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20 minutes ago, (BP) said:

So, the Hardys might be artistic geniuses in a post-Wiseau world

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Oh, fuck not you too, Jeff..

REAL MEN DO NOT WEAR HAIR HOOPS~!

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Is the reference to 'Brother Nero' is that many years Jeff set either a outhouse or part of the house on fire?

 

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