Ace Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 12 hours ago, RolandTHTG said: We're sleeping on Big Money Matt Big Money Matt was the previous gimmick before his current High School Theater version of Raven. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Ray Von Erich Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 I'll acknowledge that the video is beyond cheesy, but it has me interested in a TNA match and angle, so mission accomplished? Also, shout-out to the tanning bed visible when Reby makes her way over to the ring. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 WAIT! All the shitty Hardy videos and none of you posted this one yet? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buy Me a Burrito Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 I don't have POP or whatever network Impact is on, so I first saw the short clip and then last night I saw the Director's Cut that was on twitter. The most hilarious thing to me is the gardener talking to Matt as he's walking towards the building with the ring in it. Matt responds in character, but I don't think that was planned. Who knows, maybe that part aired on the show. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Matt - in character - calling out people for their bullshit xenophobia is fairly great too 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bink_winkleman Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 That last tweeted video was 5 minutes ago, RIPPA said: WAIT! All the shitty Hardy videos and none of you posted this one yet? This is OUTSTANDING. Starting to think maybe he's in on the joke. My only memory from his "big" singles WWF run is this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVA Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 9 minutes ago, RIPPA said: Matt - in character - calling out people for their bullshit xenophobia is fairly great too I'd be less concerned about his gardener's legal status, and more concerned that he apparently hired a gardener who doesn't know how to use a goddamn water hose on the back lawn. GET YOUR SOD GAME ON POINT, BIG MONEY MATT. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 A few influences (non-chemical) we are sleeping on here: The possibility that Matt recently saw SUNSET BOULEVARD for the first time: The more likely possibility that Matt just saw The 1997 epic VAMPIRE JOURNALS for the first time: The possibility that that is not actually Matt Hardy, but that the wardrobe from the Michael Hayes Freebird Road video has become sentient, can now almost pass the Turing test, and has settled on it's most logical human form: 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 On 6/1/2016 at 10:36 AM, nofuture said: Do they give Emmy's for wrestling vignettes? Jesus, Matt really is that aging male porn star that thinks that frosted ends and strategic stubble will revive his career. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Matt is more Anna-Nicole that human now. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 12 minutes ago, piranesi said: Matt is more Anna-Nicole that human now. I have no idea what Matt is now. He is trying to channel Ian McShane and Ron Jeremy at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 They used a WWE "impact edit" for the moment Matt's stomach gets stuck on the bottom rope. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 vs. Regrets, 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 1 minute ago, The Natural said: Regrets. He's had a few. But then again, too few to mention. For what is a man, what has he got? If not himself, then he has naught. To say the things he truly feels; And not the words of one who kneels. The record shows I did the blow - And did it my way! 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 So, the Hardys might be artistic geniuses in a post-Wiseau world or they might be the brothers from Dead Ringers spiraling into the abyss together. Probably a little of column A and a little of column B. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Just now, (BP) said: So, the Hardys might be artistic geniuses in a post-Wiseau world or they might be the brothers from Dead Ringers spiraling into the abyss together. Probably a little of column A and a little of column B. There is one other possibility Or maybe you just don't get art, jerk: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 5 hours ago, Red is Dead said: Ravens really let himself go... This isn't the first time Matt has cosplayed Raven 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 35 minutes ago, The Natural said: vs. Okay so El Hijo Del Boogeyman is wrestling Seth Rollins's alcoholic uncle. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 You guys keep laughing but it's 50/50 Matt has just booked a reality show on Bravo. Hold on. I'm hearing Bravo passed. Lifetime has...passed. CMT passed E! passed. NatGeoWild.... passed. Current TV... SAID THEY'D GIVE HIM A CALL BACK!!!! Hold on...apparently there is no more Current TV and that was just the number of a Papa Johns Matt has on speed dial in Raleigh and they passed. COME ON, AL JAZEERA AMERICA!!! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Technico Support Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 20 minutes ago, (BP) said: So, the Hardys might be artistic geniuses in a post-Wiseau world 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Oh, fuck not you too, Jeff.. REAL MEN DO NOT WEAR HAIR HOOPS~! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Is the reference to 'Brother Nero' is that many years Jeff set either a outhouse or part of the house on fire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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