Dre013 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 I don't care what the current opinion is. Triple H is a dickhead and always a 2nd tier twat. Can't he get his women a decent plastic surgeon? Chyna and Steph may have the worst boob jobs in wrestling history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbat Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Ricardo Rodriguez @RRWWE 3h @FightSteenFight congrats.. I hope he atleast looked at you while shaking hands at one point and did call you fat as fuck. #OhMemories ...well he is fat as fuck 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 I don't care what the current opinion is. Triple H is a dickhead and always a 2nd tier twat. You start off with this. Can't he get his women a decent plastic surgeon? Chyna and Steph may have the worst boob jobs in wrestling history. And then you say this, like you're aiming for the top tier of twatdom. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Takes one to know one? (Not you, Cris, the other guy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivpvideos Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Backing up to RVD for a bit, wasn't his push curtailed because he kept busting people open legit and everyone hated how stiff he was? My backyard fed did the tape trading thing and then years later found out someone used it on the DVD Backyard Fight Clubs. It is hoooorrible even though I totally did the twist of fate months before Matt Hardy did 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 I find Bennett incredibly bland and generic-looking; as such, he'd be a perfect fit for WWE. As for Maria...again, would need the Bellas' permission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 I find Bennett incredibly bland and generic-looking; as such, he'd be a perfect fit for WWE. As for Maria...again, would need the Bellas' permission. A Maria/AJ feud would be all kinds of fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 I could see them signing Bennett, but not Elgin. Too short, no good look, no charisma, and he's not especially good. I'd sign Elgin's wife LONG before signing Elgin.He's got a great look, some charisma (though probably not enough), and is great.Maybe the short thing is something, but they've signed shorter. Very recently too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 I find Bennett incredibly bland and generic-looking. Crazy. Bennett's the man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rzombie1988 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 He'd finish everyone with this nasty belly-to-back duplex where he'd release halfway through the move and you'd end up flying across the ring. I knew it was only a matter of time before some indy dude tried to finish his opponent off with a house. Followed by a 2.9999 kickout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dre013 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Sorry, just saw the angle with Steph getting arrested. She could lend Kofi an additional few inches of sternum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Dave Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 He'd finish everyone with this nasty belly-to-back duplex where he'd release halfway through the move and you'd end up flying across the ring. I knew it was only a matter of time before some indy dude tried to finish his opponent off with a house. Followed by a 2.9999 kickout. I caught autocorrect doing that once. Guess it snuck it past me. That's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 He'd finish everyone with this nasty belly-to-back duplex where he'd release halfway through the move and you'd end up flying across the ring. I knew it was only a matter of time before some indy dude tried to finish his opponent off with a house. Trips' next signee: Bill Ding. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 He'd finish everyone with this nasty belly-to-back duplex where he'd release halfway through the move and you'd end up flying across the ring. I knew it was only a matter of time before some indy dude tried to finish his opponent off with a house. Trips' next signee: Bill Ding. They signed a new Tongan today Tufamali Hom. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 How long til they rename someone in developmental 9.99? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 How long until they hire Herman Cain? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Sami could be 9.99 and Steen could be 13.99. Now what does it cost in Ireland and Japan? We've got gimmicks for Devitt and KENTA too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomAct Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 I could see them signing Bennett, but not Elgin. Too short, no good look, no charisma, and he's not especially good. I'd sign Elgin's wife LONG before signing Elgin.He's got a great look, some charisma (though probably not enough), and is great.Maybe the short thing is something, but they've signed shorter. Very recently too. He also doesn't sell for shit. Not exactly WWE friendly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Probably the highlight of our backyard wrestling feud was when the Raptor and I has our big grudge match. His finisher was the crossface chicken wing, and he locked that shit in tight. There was a shed in the yard, and the idea was I would stand and ram him backwards into the shed a few times and break the unbreakable hold. Well I took a big running start, smashed him into the shed, and through the wall we went. It was like that Taz/Bam Bam Bigelow spot. We nearly died landing on a lawnmower with tons of sharp tools all around us. We also got reamed out for fucking up his dad's shed. We had to move locations after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.J. Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 I hope you guys sold that shit like death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 I find Bennett incredibly bland and generic-looking. Crazy. Bennett's the man. Bennett and Maria are a great act, but take Maria away and he's just a tallish guy with a decent physique and... Hmm. Yeah, he'll get hired. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 He also wears trunks and has a short haircut. He is so in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Doesnt have two first names tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dewar Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 They will change his name to Michael Philip, and hopefully keep having him do the Anaconda Vice, with Cole and JBL reprising Kevin Kelly's distain and Steve Corino's ignorance about why Maria taught him the move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Oh, how I missed this. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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