Tabe Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 I can't stand tissues with any kind of medicine or lotion on them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Control Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Eat an entire bowl of blisteringly spicy hot'n'sour soup. That should clear you right out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Eat an entire bowl of blisteringly spicy hot'n'sour soup. That should clear you right out.Aw hell no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Hattrick Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Eat an entire bowl of blisteringly spicy hot'n'sour soup. That should clear you right out. From my own experience, in more ways then one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Control Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Just part of the healing process. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Execproducer Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 I like Kimchi Ramen for that. As for the whole "Hope you find God one day" thing, I'd probably respond with something like "Well, I actually found god long ago. I mean, geeez, how could you not? Dude is everywhere! Politics, culture, history. But I learned that shit just wasn't for me, so I tune him out like his last name was Kardashian." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Just send him a similar message: "Dear cuz, thanks for your message. You are in my thoughts as well. Please know that I hope you will acknowledge the utter falsity of your religion, and know you will one day." Work in a bit more "Organised religion is - and always has been - an aristocratic conspiracy to make the proletariat enthusiastically complicit in their own oppression" and he might leave you alone for a bit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomAct Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Speaking of outrageously hot food, those Totino's Bold gimmicks are just absurd. Zero flavor, all heat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.K.o.S. Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Speaking of outrageously hot food, those Totino's Bold gimmicks are just absurd. Zero flavor, all heat. You guys don't have Doritos Roulette yet in the U.S., do you? http://www.foodbeast.com/2014/07/07/new-doritos-roulette-bags-contain-one-extremely-spicy-chip-in-every-handful/ Last month, PepsiCo Canada launched a new Doritos flavor party game in which a few chips in the regularly Nacho Cheese-flavored bag are ridiculously spicy, allowing sadistic children everywhere to enjoy a whole new form of schadenfreude-fueled glee simply by sharing a bag. I've never actually had a bag, but I love the concept. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Execproducer Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Oh damn, I want to play! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawful Metal Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I was in court and went to the jury room to watch a video. Another lawyer was having problems with her video (wrong codecs or whatever) so she asked if she could watch it on my laptop. I said sure, and as we were trying various programs to get it to work, my Firefox browser popped up ... And I had a YouTube video of the Briscoes vs Hardys match up. I have been exposed as a wrestling fan at my place of work. I also had the DVDVR on another tab. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driver Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Dude, it's not like you had some creepy shit open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawful Metal Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Dude, it's not like you had some creepy shit open. yeah, not creepy at all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driver Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Still not that bad. Not like you were looking at the NAMBLA website or anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dewar Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Pro Wres: It's not as bad as NAMBLA. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 Just so long as you aren't an Ice Ribbon fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.K.o.S. Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Turns out that the security guard who was wounded at the Parliament Hill shootings in Ottawa on Wednesday is someone I went to school with from grade 1 until the end of high school. I'd lost touch with him, just knew he was in some kind of official security job (there's a picture on his Facebook of him working security for Obama, I assume on some sort of presidential visit to Canada) but wow. He had no weapon and tried to disarm the shooter. That's got to be the biggest moment of his life right there. http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2014/10/23/wounded_security_guard_const_samearn_son_hailed_as_hero.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimBob Skeeter Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 I'd like to know how it says "Peoria Prancer" above my avatar, even tho I am from Central MN, and there are sooooooooo many people on here that have "Minnesota Purple Rage" above theirs? After dealing with the Vikings the last couple of weeeks, I don't think there are many posters on here (other than Gonzo), who are filled with Minnesota Purple Rage than myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Post count. I'm not sure what the boundaries are, but I think you need three figures of total posts to get Purple Rage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 I'm actually pretty thrilled with my current Team-You-Haven't-Heard-Of title. DEAN did well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilwaldo Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 A couple weeks ago, I got home from work, hopped on the elliptical and did a nice 45-minute workout. My dog was giving me that "dude, I need to go outside" look so I took him outside - still sweaty and stuff from the workout. It was chilly outside and naturally an hour later, I'm feeling the effects of a cold. That was 15 days ago and the damn cold still won't go away. I feel generally OK but the half box of kleenex I'm going through every day sure says otherwise... I prefer rubbing Chinese White Oil under my nose in times like those. If you have a Chinese Supermarket near you go up to the medicinal counter and ask for #4White Flower Analgesic Balm (white package with blue design and lettering).It is a mix of eucalyptus, lavender, and peppermint oils. Great for putting on aches and pains, arthritis, and clearing the sinus like Vicks Vapo Rub (just a drop or two). http://www.amazon.com/White-Flower-Analgesic-Balm-Regular/dp/B002OCJ1CA?tag=fixlink-20 You want Regular Large. Regular Small here will fix some problems but make others worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 I read a local newspaper this morning. A former high school classmate was arrested for theft and possession of crystal meth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red is Dead Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 Dude, it's not like you had some creepy shit open. yeah, not creepy at all. They've trained a Bonobo chimp to wrestle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 My mother went for her annual eye exam and they discovered cataract on her left eye. It's not too bad, but still needs to be taken care of. I put it here because cataract is a lot easier to deal with than a week in the hospital and she seems to be handling the news pretty well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 So I apparently left my car unlocked last night and somebody broke in. I can't tell that they took anything - maybe a charging code for a phone but maybe not even that. No damage or anything, just annoying. They could have at least stolen my wife's - yes, my wife's, not mine - Katy Perry CD, fer cryin' out loud. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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